[55] Haunted Bedroom
Encounter: animated nightstand
Round 0: chef_rannos wins initiative!
ATT: 189 (94% × 135.5, death in 1)
DEF: 183 (8.8% × 17.81, win in 35)
HP: 215, Value: 512.73 μ, RES: 0
WHAM: Monster HP is 215.0.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase; Rogue Program (0μ)42.75μ4.7 (0 μ/dmg)MP: 4.7
Custom action: skill 4014 (stun first with skill 3004)
Round 1: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 1: chef_rannos casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: MP-Gamer de-rezzes it for 13 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 2: animated nightstand (white) takes 13 damage.
You gain 13 Mana Points
Round 2: chef_rannos casts SAUCY SALVE!
You gain 20 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Unable to delevel until you can kill the monster without it killing you. Try it yourself.
WHAM: Unable to determine a valid combat strategy. For your benefit here are the numbers for your combat options.
WHAM: Fearful Fettucini: 150.70 potential damage (raw damage: 150.70) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Weapon of the Pastalord: 150.70 potential damage (raw damage: 150.70) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucegeyser: 141.90 potential damage (raw damage: 141.90) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stuffed Mortar Shell: 99.37 potential damage (raw damage: 99.37) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Wave of Sauce: 96.80 potential damage (raw damage: 96.80) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucestorm: 72.60 potential damage (raw damage: 72.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Surge of Icing: 72.60 potential damage (raw damage: 72.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mudbath: 72.60 potential damage (raw damage: 72.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Cannelloni Cannon: 53.17 potential damage (raw damage: 53.17) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Conjure Relaxing Campfire: 50.60 potential damage (raw damage: 50.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Maximum Chill: 50.60 potential damage (raw damage: 50.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Inappropriate Backrub: 50.60 potential damage (raw damage: 50.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Candyblast: 49.50 potential damage (raw damage: 49.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: grouchy restless spirit: 42.00 potential damage (raw damage: 42.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Offensive Joke: 35.00 potential damage (raw damage: 35.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stream of Sauce: 34.10 potential damage (raw damage: 34.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Ravioli Shurikens: 30.07 potential damage (raw damage: 30.07) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Spectral Snapper: 29.20 potential damage (raw damage: 29.20) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Salsaball: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Tango of Terror: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Face Stab: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Toss: 13.00 potential damage (raw damage: 13.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Spaghetti Spear: 12.10 potential damage (raw damage: 12.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo: 9.00 potential damage (raw damage: 9.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Jiggle your chefstaff: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Chronic Indigestion: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Dance of Doom: 7.00 potential damage (raw damage: 7.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Clobber: 5.00 potential damage (raw damage: 5.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Lunging Thrust-Smack: 3.37 potential damage (raw damage: 3.37) and a hitchance of 9.00%.
WHAM: razor-sharp can lid: 2.50 potential damage (raw damage: 2.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Sing: 2.50 potential damage (raw damage: 2.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Thrust-Smack: 2.49 potential damage (raw damage: 2.49) and a hitchance of 9.00%.
WHAM: Headbutt: 2.41 potential damage (raw damage: 2.41) and a hitchance of 9.00%.
WHAM: Kneebutt: 2.41 potential damage (raw damage: 2.41) and a hitchance of 9.00%.
WHAM: Attack with your weapon: 2.23 potential damage (raw damage: 2.23) and a hitchance of 8.80%.
WHAM: Disco Eye-Poke: 2.00 potential damage (raw damage: 2.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Suckerpunch: 1.00 potential damage (raw damage: 1.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stealth Mistletoe: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: magical mystery juice: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucy Salve: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Lasagna Bandages: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pool torpedo: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: You now have the knowledge needed to go forward and be victorious
Round 3: chef_rannos executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 4 but KoL thinks it is round 2
WHAM: Unable to figure out a combat strategy. Helpful information regarding your skills have been printed to the CLI
You're on your own, partner.
Round 4: chef_rannos jiggles the Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
KoLmafia thinks it is round 5 but KoL thinks it is round 3
Round 5: You jiggle your staff, stirring up the rotting guts of the drooping pumpkin. Bowled over by the stench and the sadness, it suffers 9 damage and pauses to regain its composure.
Round 5: animated nightstand (white) takes 9 damage.
Round 5: chef_rannos casts SAUCESTORM!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 4
Round 6: animated nightstand (white) takes 73 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 2 Mana Points
Round 6: MP-Gamer de-rezzes it for 15 damage, then offers you a drink out of his identity disc. It's a little too intimate for your comfort, but it's still refreshing.
Round 6: animated nightstand (white) takes 15 damage.
You gain 15 Mana Points
Round 6: chef_rannos casts SAUCESTORM!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 7 but KoL thinks it is round 5
Round 7: animated nightstand (white) takes 71 damage.
You gain 12 hit points
You gain 2 Mana Points
Round 7: chef_rannos casts STREAM OF SAUCE!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 8 but KoL thinks it is round 6
Round 8: animated nightstand (white) takes 36 damage.
You gain 3 hit points
You gain 1 Mana Point
Round 8: chef_rannos wins the fight!
You gain 5 hit points
You gain 4 Mana Points
You acquire an item: grouchy restless spirit
You gain 16 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain 14 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!