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<div id='menu' class=rcm></div><script>parent.menupane.location.href="topmenu.php";</script><center></center><center><center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=orange><b>New Events:</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid orange;" align=center>07/24/15 05:34 PM - <font color=green>Loading "inventory.php?which=3".<!--js(top.mainpane.location='inventory.php?which=3')--></font><br><br />07/24/15 07:21 PM - <font color=green><a target=mainpane href="messages.php?box=PvP"><a style="color: green;" target="mainpane" href="showplayer.php?who=516993">cyborgstan</a><a style="color: green;" target="mainpane" href="peevpee.php?action=log&lid=463023&place=logs"> just attacked you!</a></a></font><br><br />07/24/15 07:45 PM - <a href=main.php target=mainpane class=error>Click here to continue in the relay browser.</a><br><br />07/24/15 08:21 PM - <font color=green><a target=mainpane href="messages.php?box=PvP"><a style="color: green;" target="mainpane" href="showplayer.php?who=307643">SyrinxLui</a><a style="color: green;" target="mainpane" href="peevpee.php?action=log&lid=463381&place=logs"> just attacked you!</a></a></font><br><br />07/24/15 08:51 PM - <font color=green>Using 1 photocopied monster.<!--js(dojax('inv_use.php?whichitem=4873&ajax=1&pwd=75a4fb630e71f3c243ab7db0883ec9b4');)--></font><br><br />07/24/15 08:56 PM - <font color=green><a target=mainpane href="messages.php">New message received from Planet Xi.</a></font><br><br />07/24/15 08:56 PM - <font color=green><a target=mainpane href="messages.php">New message received from The Loathing Postal Service.</a></font><br><br />07/24/15 12:57:00 PM - Welcome back to the Kingdom of Loathing. Noob.<br /><p>You remember you have a lifetime VIP membership and grab your key!<center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=3947&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/vipkey.gif" alt="Clan VIP Lounge key" title="Clan VIP Lounge key" class=hand onClick='descitem(889601925)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>Clan VIP Lounge key</b></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>The Kingdom of Loathing</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td colspan=6><img src="/images/otherimages/main/main_top.gif" width=350 height=50 alt="Top Edge" title="Top Edge"></td></tr><tr><td rowspan=3><img src="/images/otherimages/main/main_left.gif" width=25 height=300 alt="Left Edge" title="Left Edge"></td><td colspan=2 width=100 height=100><a href="town.php"><img src="/images/otherimages/main/newmap1new.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="Seaside Town" title="Seaside Town"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href="campground.php"><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map2.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="The Campground" title="The Campground"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href="mountains.php"><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map3.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="The Big Mountains" title="The Big Mountains"></a></td><td rowspan=3><img src="/images/otherimages/main/main_right.gif" width=25 height=300 alt="Right Edge" title="Right Edge"></td></tr><tr><td width=50 height=100><img src=/images/otherimages/main/map4a.gif width=50 height=100 alt="Nothing" title="Nothing"></td><td width=50 height=100><a href=oldman.php><img src=/images/otherimages/main/map4b.gif width=50 height=100 border=0 alt="A seaside shack" title="A seaside shack"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href="place.php?whichplace=plains"><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map5.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="The Nearby Plains" title="The Nearby Plains"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><A href=place.php?whichplace=nstower><img src=/images/otherimages/main/newmap6.gif width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress" title="The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress"></a></td></tr><tr><td width=100 colspan=2 height=100><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map7.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="Nothing" title="Nothing"></td><td width=100 height=100><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map8blank.gif" width=100 height=100 alt="Nothing" title="Nothing"></td><td width=100 height=100><img src="/images/otherimages/main/map9.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="Nothing" title="Nothing"></td></tr><tr><td colspan=6><img src="/images/otherimages/main/main_bottom.gif" width=350 height=50 border=0 alt="Bottom Edge" title="Bottom Edge"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center></body><script src="/onfocus.1.js"></script></html>