Welcome to how n00b I am. How would I go about doing so?
Nevermind, figured it out. Just have to poke around in the innards.
I'm finding another break, using the most recent Mafia version and script version - not being able to equip the scratch-and-sniff sword because it's already off-handed.
Monster defeated
Basement level 187: Cold & Sleaze Elemental Resistance Test
Maximizing...
420 combinations checked, best score 59.27
Wielding scratch 'n' sniff sword...
You don't have the item you're trying to equip.
unable to pass elemental test, quitting
mpAutoRecoveryTarget => 0.4
Basement sucessfully automated for 1 out of 169 adventures.
and now, breaking at level 296 on the Gauntlet.
Basement level 296: HP Test
Putting on outfit: Gauntlet
Equipment changed.
potion of temporary gr8tness has a cost effectiveness of 35.63181818181819
Searching for "potion of temporary gr8tness"...
Search complete.
Purchasing potion of temporary gr8tness (1 @ 1,100)...
You acquire an item: potion of temporary gr8tness
Purchases complete.
Using 1 potion of temporary gr8tness...
You acquire an effect: Gr8tness (duration: 15 Adventures)
Finished using 1 potion of temporary gr8tness.
Ben-Gal™ Balm has a cost effectiveness of 16.33125
Searching for "Ben-Gal™ Balm"...
Search complete.
Purchasing Ben-Gal™ Balm (1 @ 24)...
You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
You spent 24 Meat
Purchases complete.
Using 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm...
You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (duration: 3 Adventures)
Finished using 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm.
seal-brain elixir has a cost effectiveness of 13.4
Searching for "seal-brain elixir"...
Search complete.
Purchasing seal-brain elixir (1 @ 975)...
You acquire an item: seal-brain elixir
Purchases complete.
Using 1 seal-brain elixir...
You acquire an effect: Sealed Brain (duration: 20 Adventures)
Finished using 1 seal-brain elixir.
blood of the Wereseal has a cost effectiveness of 10.2778
Searching for "blood of the Wereseal"...
Search complete.
Purchasing blood of the Wereseal (1 @ 500)...
You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
Purchases complete.
Using 1 blood of the Wereseal...
You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (duration: 10 Adventures)
Finished using 1 blood of the Wereseal.
effervescent potion has a cost effectiveness of 8.71
Searching for "effervescent potion"...
Search complete.
Purchasing effervescent potion of ettin strength (1 @ 250)...
You acquire an item: effervescent potion of ettin strength
Purchases complete.
Using 1 effervescent potion of ettin strength...
You acquire an effect: Strength of Ten Ettins (duration: 10 Adventures)
Finished using 1 effervescent potion of ettin strength.
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub has a cost effectiveness of 7.721631205673759
Using 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub...
You acquire an effect: Extreme Muscle Relaxation (duration: 10 Adventures)
Finished using 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub.
black facepaint has a cost effectiveness of 2.9033333333333338
Searching for "black facepaint"...
Search complete.
Purchasing black facepaint (1 @ 300)...
You acquire an item: black facepaint
You spent 300 Meat
Purchases complete.
Using 1 black facepaint...
You acquire an effect: Black Face (duration: 10 Adventures)
Finished using 1 black facepaint.
fish-liver oil has a cost effectiveness of 2.9033333333333338
Searching for "fish-liver oil"...
Search complete.
Purchasing fish-liver oil (1 @ 150)...
You acquire an item: fish-liver oil
Purchases complete.
Using 1 fish-liver oil...
You acquire an effect: Fishy Fortification (duration: 5 Adventures)
Finished using 1 fish-liver oil.
pirate brochure has a cost effectiveness of 2.9033333333333338
Searching for "pirate brochure"...
Search complete.
Putting on outfit: Swashbuckling Getup
Equipment changed.
Purchasing pirate brochure (1 @ 300)...
Purchasing pirate brochure (1 @ 500)...
You acquire an item: pirate brochure
Purchases complete.
Using 1 pirate brochure...
You acquire an effect: Muscularrr (duration: 10 Adventures)
Finished using 1 pirate brochure.
unable to buff hp to 10232, quitting