882517] The Secret Government Laboratory
Encounter: creepy little girl
Round 0: fronobulax wins initiative!
You lose 163 hit points
Round 1: SshoDomogonododononononono slaps your opponent repeatedly in the face with noodly tentacles, preventing her attack. "Agh, cut that out!" she yells, annoyed.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Unable to delevel until you can kill the monster without it killing you. Try it yourself.
WHAM: Unable to determine a valid combat strategy. For your benefit here are the numbers for your combat options.
WHAM: Jiggle your chefstaff: 23.50 potential damage (raw damage: 23.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Attack with your weapon: 1.21 potential damage (raw damage: 1.21) and a hitchance of 12.41%.
WHAM: Harold's bell: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: molybdenum magnet: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: strange goggles: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: anti-anti-antidote: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: palm-frond fan: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin superseltzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bottle of Monsieur Bubble: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: soggy used band-aid: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: You now have the knowledge needed to go forward and be victorious
Round 1: fronobulax executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 2 but KoL thinks it is round 1
WHAM: Unable to figure out a combat strategy. Helpful information regarding your skills have been printed to the CLI
You're on your own, partner.
Round 2: fronobulax casts WEAPON OF THE PASTALORD!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 3 but KoL thinks it is round 2
Round 3: creepy little girl takes 477 damage.
Round 3: You hear PeggyLee chanting behind you, and feel stronger than before. Hopefully he didn't just sell your soul to some weird old god.
You gain 5 hit points
You gain 4 Mana Points
Round 3: creepy little girl drops 3 attack power.
Round 3: creepy little girl drops 5 defense.
Round 3: fronobulax wins the fight!
After Battle: PeggyLee surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
After Battle: PeggyLee bends its brim into an approximation of a smile. (+26 Stats)
You gain 44 Fortitude
You gain 88 Wizardliness
You gain 37 Sarcasm