[2912] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: pygmy orderlies
Strategy: kolmafia\ccs\WHAM.ccs [default]
Round 0: chef_rannos wins initiative!
Round 1: Mo Meat produces a tubular red firecracker labeled M-84, lights the long fuse, and tosses it behind your opponents.
Base round: 0 damage, 0 player damage, 75 meat
ATT: 196 (6% × 1.51, death in 1884)
DEF: 187 (100% × 1,254.76, win in 1)
HP: 202, Value: 2,042.38 μ, RES: 0
WHAM: Monster HP is 202.0.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase; Hobo Monkey (75μ)75μ--
Round 1: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 1: chef_rannos casts DISCO DANCE OF DOOM!
Round 2: pygmy orderlies takes 6 damage.
Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 3 attack power.
Round 2: pygmy orderlies drops 3 defense.
Round 2: "Ah yes!" Seer says, "This meat was right where I predicted it would be!" She then hands you some meat.
Round 2: You gain 15 Meat.
Round 2: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 2: chef_rannos casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 10 attack power.
Round 3: pygmy orderlies drops 9 defense.
Round 3: "Ah yes!" Seer says, "This meat was right where I predicted it would be!" She then hands you some meat.
Round 3: You gain 8 Meat.
Round 3: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 3: chef_rannos casts STEALTH MISTLETOE!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 4 but KoL thinks it is round 3
Round 4: chef_rannos casts SUCKERPUNCH!
Round 5: pygmy orderlies takes 1 damage.
Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 2 attack power.
Round 5: pygmy orderlies drops 2 defense.
Round 5: "Ah yes!" Seer says, "This meat was right where I predicted it would be!" She then hands you some meat.
Round 5: You gain 13 Meat.
Round 5: Mo Meat climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?
You gain 58 Meat.
Round 5: pygmy orderlies takes 70 damage.
Round 5: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 5: chef_rannos casts SUCKERPUNCH!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 5
Round 6: pygmy orderlies takes 1 damage.
Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 2 attack power.
Round 6: pygmy orderlies drops 2 defense.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 6: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 6: chef_rannos attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 7 but KoL thinks it is round 6
Round 7: pygmy orderlies takes 1026 damage.
Round 7: chef_rannos wins the fight!
After Battle: Mo Meat lights a miniature Catherine wheel and dances in the shower of sparks. How cute!
After Battle: Seer surveys the scene from your back and sighs.
You gain 5 hit points
You gain 3 Muscularity Points
After Battle: Mo Meat sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.
You gain 1219 Meat
You acquire an item: pill cup
You gain 40 Fortitude
You gain 12 Magicalness
You gain 11 Sarcasm
Look! You found 1 pill cup (79μ)!