[139] The Laugh Floor
Encounter: Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound
Round 0: chef_rannos wins initiative!
You have hot plate equipped: (3) damage, retal
ATT: 90 (94% × 20.54, death in 4)
DEF: 83 (32.28% × 16.9 (3) (11) (3) (3) (28), win in 4)
HP: 90, Value: 373.13 μ, RES: 0
WHAM: Monster HP is 90.0.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase (0μ)0μ--
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: chef_rannos executes a macro!
Round 1: chef_rannos attacks!
You lose 1 hit point
Round 2: victor the insult comic hellhound takes 3 damage.
You lose 18 hit points
Round 2: chef_rannos attacks!
Round 3: victor the insult comic hellhound takes 10 damage.
Round 3: victor the insult comic hellhound takes 4 damage.
You lose 17 hit points
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 73.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Unable to delevel until you can kill the monster without it killing you. Try it yourself.
WHAM: Unable to determine a valid combat strategy. For your benefit here are the numbers for your combat options.
WHAM: Attack with your weapon: 34.75 potential damage (raw damage: 34.75) and a hitchance of 32.28%.
WHAM: hair spray: 4.00 potential damage (raw damage: 4.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin firecracker: 3.00 potential damage (raw damage: 3.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: razor-sharp can lid: 2.50 potential damage (raw damage: 2.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: wussiness potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: disease: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: anti-anti-antidote: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: You now have the knowledge needed to go forward and be victorious
Round 3: chef_rannos executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 4 but KoL thinks it is round 3
WHAM: Unable to figure out a combat strategy. Helpful information regarding your skills have been printed to the CLI
You're on your own, partner.
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Round 4: chef_rannos casts POP WHEELIE!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 5 but KoL thinks it is round 4
Round 5: victor the insult comic hellhound takes 24 damage.
Round 5: victor the insult comic hellhound drops 13 attack power.
Round 5: victor the insult comic hellhound drops 13 defense.
Round 5: chef_rannos attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 5
Round 6: victor the insult comic hellhound takes 84 damage.
Round 6: chef_rannos wins the fight!
You gain 4 hit points
You gain 4 Mojo Points
You acquire an item: Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet
You gain 9 Muscleboundness
You gain 5 Enchantedness
You gain 15 Sarcasm