Winterbay's Helpful Automatic Monsterbasher (WHAM)

[evilspoons]

OK, here we go. It did this on its own after attempting to automate some adventures (how's that for alliteration) on the island battlefield.

If I set verbosity to 9 or lower it simply tries to use the feather over and over ad infinitum.

I did not have any frozen feathers in my inventory when I started automation, I've done a full refresh at least once this session, and I haven't adventured in a location that could've given me more frozen feathers.

1 HP costs 0.727μ. ( 325 / 453 )
1 MP costs 2.545μ. ( 26 / 181 )
Running SmartStasis version: 3.21 (current)
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 0 and that the turn number is 2174.
WHAM: Checking to see if WHAM sould adjust the unknown_ml for War Hippy Elder Shaman.
WHAM: No need to do anything with War Hippy Elder Shaman.
WHAM: Setting up variables via BatBrain
carbonated soy milk (30.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 245μ * 41.17% = 100.88
communications windchimes (3.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 400μ * 4.12% = 16.47
flowing hippy skirt (5.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 1,090μ * 6.86% = 74.8
funky dried mushroom (20.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 225μ * 27.45% = 61.76
Gaia beads (19.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 660μ * 26.08% = 172.11
Lockenstock™ sandals (14.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 595μ * 19.21% = 114.33
Value of stat gain: 557.81μ
carbonated soy milk (30.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 245μ * 41.17% = 100.88
communications windchimes (3.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 400μ * 4.12% = 16.47
flowing hippy skirt (5.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 1,090μ * 6.86% = 74.8
funky dried mushroom (20.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 225μ * 27.45% = 61.76
Gaia beads (19.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 660μ * 26.08% = 172.11
Lockenstock™ sandals (14.0 @ +37.24859546128699): 595μ * 19.21% = 114.33
Value of stat gain: 557.81μ
ATT: 210 (94% × (50.13), death in 10)
DEF: 153 (95.45% × 72.25 (15) (15), win in 2)
HP: 125, Value: 1,098.16 μ, RES: 0 (-1) (-1) (1)
Parsed round number: 1
Building options...
Evaluating 'floor(50+10*13.0^0.7)'...
Options built! (90 actions)
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 1 and that the turn number is 2174.
WHAM: Current MP = 26 out of 181.
WHAM: You have no profitable MP restoratives.
WHAM: Current HP = 325 out of 453.
WHAM: You have no profitable HP restoratives.
WHAM: You are fighting a War Hippy Elder Shaman. Mafia considers that this monster has an attack of 210 or 210 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Mafia further considers that this monster has a defense value of 153 or 153 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Mafia further further considers that this monster has a HP value of 120 or 120 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Your current ML-adjustment is: 0.
WHAM: You have muscle = 192, mysticality = 121, and moxie = 141
WHAM: Monster HP is 125.0.
WHAM: WHAM added the following to BatRound: if pastround 29; abort "Stopping fight because it has gone on for too long (set WHAM_maxround to a higher value if you think this was in error)"; endif; 
use 2645 does hurt the monster for 125.0 and is ok.
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 1 and that the turn number is 2174.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 1 and that the turn number is 2174.
use 2645 does hurt the monster for 125.0 and is ok.
WHAM: No need to stun this monster
Monster HP is 120 according to Mafia and 125.0 according to BatBrain.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, true, true, true, false
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 1 (loop variable 0)
Monster HP is 120 according to Mafia and 125.0 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 0).
Queued: use 2645
Building options...
Evaluating 'floor(50+10*13.0^0.7)'...
Options built! (89 actions)
Parsed round number: 1
Building options...
Evaluating 'floor(50+10*13.0^0.7)'...
Options built! (90 actions)
WHAM: Evaluating the attack but not performing it took 0.32 seconds.
WHAM: Debug printing the damage dealt by your options.

WHAM: frozen feather: 125.00 potential damage (raw damage: 100.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sawblade fragment: 125.00 potential damage (raw damage: 125.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cursed dirty joke scroll: 125.00 potential damage (raw damage: 141.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: unstable laser battery: 125.00 potential damage (raw damage: 225.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: rogue swarmer: 110.00 potential damage (raw damage: 110.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: flaming feather: 100.00 potential damage (raw damage: 100.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Attack with your weapon: 98.60 potential damage (raw damage: 97.60) and a hitchance of 95.45%.
WHAM: macrame net: 95.00 potential damage (raw damage: 95.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tequila grenade: 87.00 potential damage (raw damage: 87.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: molotov cocktail cocktail: 72.00 potential damage (raw damage: 72.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: shrinking powder: 71.88 potential damage (raw damage: 71.88) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: brick of sand: 70.00 potential damage (raw damage: 70.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: water pipe bomb: 65.00 potential damage (raw damage: 65.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: beer bomb: 65.00 potential damage (raw damage: 65.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: rocky raccoon: 55.00 potential damage (raw damage: 55.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bottle of alcohol: 55.00 potential damage (raw damage: 55.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: ferret bait: 52.50 potential damage (raw damage: 52.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sake bomb: 52.50 potential damage (raw damage: 52.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: frigid ninja stars: 44.00 potential damage (raw damage: 22.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Clobber: 42.50 potential damage (raw damage: 41.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: grouchy restless spirit: 42.00 potential damage (raw damage: 42.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: monomolecular yo-yo: 40.00 potential damage (raw damage: 40.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: photoprotoneutron torpedo: 40.00 potential damage (raw damage: 40.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cocktail napkin: 35.00 potential damage (raw damage: 35.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil: 30.17 potential damage (raw damage: 25.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot: 25.00 potential damage (raw damage: 25.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pygmy blowgun: 25.00 potential damage (raw damage: 25.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: plot hole: 22.50 potential damage (raw damage: 22.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: flaregun: 19.80 potential damage (raw damage: 19.80) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: robotronic egg: 14.20 potential damage (raw damage: 14.20) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: mariachi G-string: 12.50 potential damage (raw damage: 12.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer: 11.00 potential damage (raw damage: 11.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: baseball: 7.00 potential damage (raw damage: 7.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sonar-in-a-biscuit: 6.00 potential damage (raw damage: 6.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spectre scepter: 4.25 potential damage (raw damage: 4.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin firecracker: 3.00 potential damage (raw damage: 3.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: seal tooth: 1.00 potential damage (raw damage: 1.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: leftovers of indeterminate origin: 1.00 potential damage (raw damage: 5.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: palm-frond fan: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Entangling Noodles: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: magical mystery juice: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fat stacks of cash: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: The Big Book of Pirate Insults: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: wussiness potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: filthy poultice: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: anti-anti-antidote: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: patchouli incense stick: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin seltzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cast: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: roofie: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gob of wet hair: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Dyspepsi-Cola: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: vial of patchouli oil: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: CLEESH: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: inkwell: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 8-ball: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mountain Stream soda: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: handful of sawdust: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 30669 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 33398 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: powdered organs: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin superseltzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spider web: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bottle of Monsieur Bubble: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: palm-frond net: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: depantsing bomb: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: chaos butterfly: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: procrastination potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: disease: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: black pepper: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: handful of sand: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: meat vortex: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: milky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: swirly potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: effervescent potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: murky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: dark potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fizzy potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fancy bath salts: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cloudy potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: smoky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stuffed gray blob: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: shaving cream: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: golden ring: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 334 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 668 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: mylar scout drone: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tropical orchid: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bubbly potion: -14.00 potential damage (raw damage: -14.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.

WHAM: Evaluating the attack but not performing it took 0.47 seconds.
Round 1049: midnight13eyes executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 1050 but KoL thinks it is round 1
WHAM: Verbosity of 10 or more is set. Data files for debugging have been generated. Aborting.
You're on your own, partner.

I then killed the shaman myself:

Round 1050: midnight13eyes casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 1051 but KoL thinks it is round 2
Round 1051: midnight13eyes attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 1052 but KoL thinks it is round 3
Round 1052: midnight13eyes attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 1053 but KoL thinks it is round 4
Round 1053: midnight13eyes wins the fight!
You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
You gain 27 Muscleboundness
You gain 12 Wizardliness
You gain 15 Roguishness
16 hippies defeated; 472 down, 528 left.
The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!

And then I checked what Mafia thought of my feather quantity:

> inv feather
(blank line returned here, i.e. no results)

 

[Winterbay]

The problem may actually be the -1 used by you in the blacklist (due to my incorrect understanding and text in the relay-script). It screws up the check that BatBrain does to see if an item is usable or not. Did the problem occur before you added it to the blacklist?

Try changing the -1 to a 0 and see if that helps.

 

[evilspoons]

More information. I opened "WHAM_damageandcosts.txt" in Kolmafia\data and it contains this:

0	0.0	325.0	0.0	use 2645

2645 is the item id of the frozen feather. Is this generated by the script as part of its calculations (it's there because it chose frozen feather) or is it choosing frozen feather because of this?

EDIT: you ninja'd a reply in there while I was writing this one. I'll change the blacklist values and report back.

 

[evilspoons]

So, after changing the values in the blacklist it hasn't attempted to use a frozen feather... hooray!

Perhaps a revamp of the WHAM relay browser interface is in order (or at the very least a more clear explanation of how to use what's there).

Thanks for the great script though!!

 

[Magus_Prime]

I'm encountering problems with all the Suburbs of Dis bosses. I don't know whether exclusively a WHAM issue or whether it's tied to the recent changes in BatBrain.

WHAM couldn't seem to figure out what to do against The Bat in the Spats:

[1563] The Clumsiness Grove
Encounter: The Bat in the Spats
Strategy: G:\software\Kol\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 1: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 2: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Reached WHAM_round_limit while looking for a way to kill the monster. Executing the current strategy and continuing from there.
WHAM: We are going to 15-shot with clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 4: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 5: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
You lose 9 hit points
Round 6: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 7: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 8: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 9: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 10: Arbos attacks!
Round 11: Arbos attacks!
Round 12: Arbos attacks!
Round 13: Arbos attacks!
Round 14: Arbos attacks!
Round 15: Arbos attacks!
Round 16: Arbos attacks!
Round 17: Arbos attacks!
Round 18: Arbos attacks!
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 10-shot with clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 19: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 20: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
Round 21: Can the monster attack you this round? Nope, nope nope! / That's because of your buddy, that cute little dope.
Round 21: Arbos attacks!
Round 22: Arbos attacks!
Round 23: Arbos attacks!
Round 24: Your familiar grabs hold, restraining your foe, / and doesn't appear to want to let go.
Round 24: Arbos attacks!
Round 25: Arbos attacks!
Round 26: Arbos attacks!
Round 27: Arbos attacks!
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with The Bomb.
Round 28: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 28: Arbos uses the The Bomb!
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with The Bomb.
Round 29: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 29: Arbos uses the The Bomb!
Round 30: Arbos executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 31 but KoL thinks it is round 30
WHAM: The fight has gone on for longer than your WHAM_maxround setting. Reverting power to manual.
You're on your own, partner.
Click here to continue in the relay browser.


Round 31: Arbos uses the clumsiness bark!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 32 but KoL thinks it is round 31
Round 32: Arbos wins the fight!
After Battle: Your pet did a thing that might just save the day, / I'm afraid you were looking the opposite way.
You acquire an item: vanity stone
After Battle: Your pet smiles quite broadly, as if to say, / "Congrats! You have learned something useful today."
You gain 19 Strongness
You gain 11 Magicalness
You gain 19 Roguishness

All that was needed was to use one more clumsiness bark.

Similar problem with The Terrible Pinch

[1568] The Maelstrom of Lovers
Encounter: The Terrible Pinch
Strategy: G:\software\Kol\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 1: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 2: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: the terrible pinch takes 12 damage.
You lose 17 hit points
Round 3: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 2 Roguishness
You lose 68 hit points
Round 4: the terrible pinch heals 10 hit points.
You lose 8 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 6-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 4: Arbos attacks!
Round 5: the terrible pinch takes 208 damage.
Round 5: the terrible pinch heals 25 hit points.
Round 5: Arbos attacks!
Round 6: the terrible pinch takes 207 damage.
You acquire an effect: Beaten Up

I'll try to capture a Terrible Pinch battle with higher verbosity.

Here's The Terrible Pinch at verbosity 9:

1 HP costs 0.229μ. ( 825 / 825 )
1 MP costs 2.545μ. ( 468 / 975 )
Running SmartStasis version: 3.21 (current)
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 0 and that the turn number is 1574.
WHAM: Checking to see if WHAM sould adjust the unknown_ml for The Terrible Pinch.
WHAM: No need to do anything with The Terrible Pinch.
WHAM: Setting up variables via BatBrain
You have navel ring of navel gazing equipped: 0 damage, stun 0.5
You have V for Vivala mask equipped: 14.85 (14.85) damage, stun 0.33, oncrit
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
ATT: 150 (3% × 1.27, death in 825)
DEF: 135 (97.73% × 252.59 (25), win in 4)
HP: 1,000, Value: 515.63 μ, RES: 0
Parsed round number: 1
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 1 and that the turn number is 1574.
WHAM: Current MP = 468 out of 975.
WHAM: Your most profitable mp-restoring option is use 5531.
WHAM: Your most profitable mp-restoring option is use 5531.
WHAM: Your best MP restoring option available is: use 5531
WHAM: Current HP = 825 out of 825.
WHAM: You have no profitable HP restoratives.
WHAM: You are fighting a The Terrible Pinch. Mafia considers that this monster has an attack of 150 or 150 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Mafia further considers that this monster has a defense value of 135 or 135 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Mafia further further considers that this monster has a HP value of 1000 or 1000 when given a monster name.
WHAM: Your current ML-adjustment is: 0.
WHAM: You have muscle = 286, mysticality = 342, and moxie = 387
WHAM: Monster HP is 1000.0.
WHAM: WHAM added the following to BatRound: if pastround 27; abort "Stopping fight because it has gone on for too long (set WHAM_maxround to a higher value if you think this was in error)"; endif; 
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 1, profit: 0)
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase; navel ring of navel gazing (0μ)0μ--50% stun chance
Building custom WHAM actions...
Custom WHAM actions built! (0 actions)
Building custom actions...
Custom actions built! (1 actions)
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
Attack action chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 1, profit: 0)
Stun action chosen: skill 50 (round 1, profit: -2.55)
Custom action: skill 50; skill 51; skill 52 (no stun)
Queued: skill 50; skill 51; skill 52
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Stasis option chosen: use 185 (round 4, profit: 0)
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 4, profit: 0)
This monster is not your huckleberry.
Stasis loop complete (queue still contains 1 actions).
Constructed macro: scrollwhendone; sub batround; if pastround 27; abort "Stopping fight because it has gone on for too long (set WHAM_maxround to a higher value if you think this was in error)"; endif; endsub; skill 50; skill 51; skill 52; call batround; 
Round 2: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 2: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 3 but KoL thinks it is round 2
Round 3: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 4: the terrible pinch takes 10 damage.
Round 4: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
You gain 1 Strongness
You gain 2 Roguishness
Happened: skill 50
Happened: skill 51
Happened: skill 52
Parsed round number: 4
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: SmartStasis complete.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis took 7.98 seconds.
WHAM: SS did not finish the fight, continuing with script execution. 
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 4 and that the turn number is 1574.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 4 and that the turn number is 1574.
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 4, profit: 0)
WHAM: No need to stun this monster
Monster HP is 961 according to Mafia and 961.0 according to BatBrain.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 4 (loop variable 0)
Monster HP is 961 according to Mafia and 961.0 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 0).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 5, profit: 0)
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 5 (loop variable 1)
Monster HP is 961 according to Mafia and 684.078304378206 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 1).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 6, profit: 0)
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 6 (loop variable 2)
Monster HP is 961 according to Mafia and 407.1566087564121 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 2).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 7 (loop variable 3)
Monster HP is 961 according to Mafia and 130.23491313461818 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 3).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
Happened: skill 50
Happened: skill 51
Happened: skill 52
Parsed round number: 4
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Evaluating the attack but not performing it took 8.63 seconds.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 276.92169562179396.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 276.92169562179396.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 276.92169562179396.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, true
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 130.23491313461818.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Constructed macro: scrollwhendone; sub batround; if pastround 27; abort "Stopping fight because it has gone on for too long (set WHAM_maxround to a higher value if you think this was in error)"; endif; endsub; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; 
Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 5: Arbos attacks!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 5
Round 6: the terrible pinch takes 247 damage.
Happened: attack
Parsed round number: 5
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Evaluating the attack and performing it took 21.71 seconds.
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 714.0
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 5 and that the turn number is 1574.
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 5 and that the turn number is 1574.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We currently think that the round number is: 5 and that the turn number is 1574.
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 5, profit: 0)
WHAM: No need to stun this monster
Monster HP is 714 according to Mafia and 714.0 according to BatBrain.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 5 (loop variable 0)
Monster HP is 714 according to Mafia and 714.0 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 0).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
Value of stat gain: 515.63μ
WHAM: Attack option chosen: attack; V for Vivala mask (round 6, profit: 0)
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 6 (loop variable 1)
Monster HP is 714 according to Mafia and 437.07830437820604 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 1).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: We estimate the round number to currently be 7 (loop variable 2)
Monster HP is 714 according to Mafia and 160.15660875641208 according to BatBrain (loop variable i = 2).
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
Happened: attack
Parsed round number: 5
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Evaluating the attack but not performing it took 3.80 seconds.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 276.92169562179396.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, false
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 276.92169562179396.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We can't Saucesplash.
true, false, false, true, true
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack; V for Vivala mask). Estimated damage: 160.15660875641208.
Queued: attack; V for Vivala mask
Building options...
Options built! (314 actions)
WHAM: Successfully enqueued attack with your weapon.
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Constructed macro: scrollwhendone; sub batround; if pastround 27; abort "Stopping fight because it has gone on for too long (set WHAM_maxround to a higher value if you think this was in error)"; endif; endsub; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; attack; V for Vivala mask; call batround; 
Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!

Sigh...WHAM handled him this time. Oh well.

I stopped the Thug 1 and Thug 2 battle before it reached the point of no return:

[1581] The Maelstrom of Lovers
Encounter: Thug 1 and Thug 2
Strategy: G:\software\Kol\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 1: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 2: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 4: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 3 damage.
You gain 1 Beefiness
You gain 2 Cheek
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 4: Arbos attacks!
Round 5: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 5: Arbos attacks!
Round 6: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 6: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 6: Arbos attacks!
Round 7: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 7: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 7: Arbos attacks!
Round 8: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 8: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 8: Arbos attacks!
Round 9: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and Zombo's empty eye.
Round 9: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 9: Arbos attacks!
Round 10: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 10: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 10: Arbos attacks!
Round 11: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 11: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 11: Arbos attacks!
Round 12: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 12: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 12: Arbos attacks!
Round 13: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 13: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 13: Arbos attacks!
Round 14: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 14: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 14: Arbos attacks!
Round 15: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 15: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 15: Arbos attacks!
Round 16: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 16: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 16: Arbos attacks!
Round 17: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
You lose 1 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 17: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 17: Arbos attacks!
Round 18: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
You lose 1 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, Zombo's empty eye and attack with your weapon.
Round 18: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 18: Arbos attacks!
Round 19: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 19: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 19: Arbos attacks!
Round 20: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 20: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 20: Arbos attacks!
Round 21: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 21: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 21: Arbos attacks!
Round 22: thug 1 and thug 2 takes 13 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
KoLmafia declares world peace.
You're on your own, partner.
Click here to continue in the relay browser.

WHAM should have funkslung Jars Full of Wind.

Mammon the Elephant:

[1593] The Glacier of Jerks
Encounter: Mammon the Elephant
Strategy: F:\software\Kol\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 1: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 2: mammon the elephant takes 9 damage.
Round 2: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: mammon the elephant takes 11 damage.
Round 3: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 4: mammon the elephant takes 11 damage.
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 2 Roguishness
You lose 1 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with The Bomb.
Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 4: Arbos uses the The Bomb!
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Unable to delevel until you can kill the monster without it killing you. Try it yourself.
WHAM: Unable to determine a valid combat strategy. For your benefit here are the numbers for your combat options.
WHAM: 4:20 bomb: 735.00 potential damage (raw damage: 735.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: holy bomb, batman: 712.50 potential damage (raw damage: 712.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: boozebomb: 675.00 potential damage (raw damage: 675.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucegeyser: 629.10 potential damage (raw damage: 629.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: noxious gas grenade: 615.00 potential damage (raw damage: 615.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: skull with a fuse in it: 600.00 potential damage (raw damage: 600.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Snowclone: 599.10 potential damage (raw damage: 599.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Awesome Balls of Fire: 584.10 potential damage (raw damage: 584.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: divine blowout: 582.00 potential damage (raw damage: 582.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of naughty innuendo: 582.00 potential damage (raw damage: 582.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of icy revenge: 582.00 potential damage (raw damage: 582.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cursed dirty joke scroll: 582.00 potential damage (raw damage: 582.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Weapon of the Pastalord: 578.10 potential damage (raw damage: 578.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Attack with your weapon: 552.93 potential damage (raw damage: 552.93) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Fearful Fettucini: 533.10 potential damage (raw damage: 533.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of smoldering passion: 513.00 potential damage (raw damage: 513.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: divine can of silly string: 513.00 potential damage (raw damage: 513.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of disturbing obsession: 513.00 potential damage (raw damage: 513.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cursed voodoo skull: 513.00 potential damage (raw damage: 513.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Grease Lightning: 509.10 potential damage (raw damage: 509.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Eggsplosion: 509.10 potential damage (raw damage: 509.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Raise Backup Dancer: 509.10 potential damage (raw damage: 509.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Toynado: 509.10 potential damage (raw damage: 509.10) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of vague ambiguity: 432.00 potential damage (raw damage: 432.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: love song of sugary cuteness: 432.00 potential damage (raw damage: 432.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: divine noisemaker: 432.00 potential damage (raw damage: 432.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: smoking grass: 412.50 potential damage (raw damage: 412.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fireball: 337.50 potential damage (raw damage: 337.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: skate skates: 337.50 potential damage (raw damage: 337.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: unstable laser battery: 337.50 potential damage (raw damage: 337.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: poltergeist-in-the-jar-o: 337.50 potential damage (raw damage: 337.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stringozzi Serpent: 306.00 potential damage (raw damage: 306.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: facehugging alien: 303.00 potential damage (raw damage: 303.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: rogue swarmer: 297.00 potential damage (raw damage: 297.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stuffed Mortar Shell: 294.00 potential damage (raw damage: 294.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Zombo's empty eye: 262.50 potential damage (raw damage: 262.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spangly unitard: 252.75 potential damage (raw damage: 252.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Conjure Relaxing Campfire: 252.60 potential damage (raw damage: 252.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Wave of Sauce: 231.00 potential damage (raw damage: 231.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: rainbow bomb: 225.00 potential damage (raw damage: 225.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cursed cannonball: 217.50 potential damage (raw damage: 217.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Cannelloni Cannon: 216.00 potential damage (raw damage: 216.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Harpoon!: 195.50 potential damage (raw damage: 195.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sawblade fragment: 187.50 potential damage (raw damage: 187.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Ravioli Shurikens: 181.50 potential damage (raw damage: 181.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Inappropriate Backrub: 177.60 potential damage (raw damage: 177.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Creepy Lullaby: 177.60 potential damage (raw damage: 177.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: d12: 175.50 potential damage (raw damage: 175.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Käsesoßesturm: 168.00 potential damage (raw damage: 168.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucestorm: 168.00 potential damage (raw damage: 168.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Surge of Icing: 168.00 potential damage (raw damage: 168.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: petrified wood: 165.00 potential damage (raw damage: 165.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: killing feather: 165.00 potential damage (raw damage: 165.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: toy deathbot: 160.50 potential damage (raw damage: 160.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: round blue bomb: 150.75 potential damage (raw damage: 150.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: frightful feather: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: flaming feather: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: frozen feather: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fetid feather: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: flirtatious feather: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sausage bomb: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: big boom: 150.00 potential damage (raw damage: 150.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: superamplified boom box: 142.50 potential damage (raw damage: 142.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: macrame net: 142.50 potential damage (raw damage: 142.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: half-empty carton of milk: 135.00 potential damage (raw damage: 135.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pixel cross: 135.00 potential damage (raw damage: 135.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: exploding hacky-sack: 130.50 potential damage (raw damage: 130.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tequila grenade: 130.50 potential damage (raw damage: 130.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Candyblast: 126.00 potential damage (raw damage: 126.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: ovoid leather thing: 121.50 potential damage (raw damage: 121.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stone frisbee: 121.50 potential damage (raw damage: 121.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: broken BRICKO brick: 112.50 potential damage (raw damage: 112.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: painted turtle: 112.50 potential damage (raw damage: 112.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: patchouli oil bomb: 108.00 potential damage (raw damage: 108.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: molotov cocktail cocktail: 108.00 potential damage (raw damage: 108.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: brick of sand: 105.00 potential damage (raw damage: 105.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: water pipe bomb: 97.50 potential damage (raw damage: 97.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: beer bomb: 97.50 potential damage (raw damage: 97.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Spectral Snapper: 82.60 potential damage (raw damage: 82.60) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: rocky raccoon: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bottle of alcohol: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Dyspepsi grenade: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Cloaca grenade: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pixel holy water: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: NG: 82.50 potential damage (raw damage: 82.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: ferret bait: 78.75 potential damage (raw damage: 78.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sake bomb: 78.75 potential damage (raw damage: 78.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: hedgeturtle: 75.00 potential damage (raw damage: 75.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Battlie Light Saver: 73.50 potential damage (raw damage: 73.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stream of Sauce: 70.50 potential damage (raw damage: 70.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bus pass: 70.50 potential damage (raw damage: 70.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli: 67.50 potential damage (raw damage: 67.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: vial of holy water: 63.00 potential damage (raw damage: 63.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: grouchy restless spirit: 63.00 potential damage (raw damage: 63.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: monomolecular yo-yo: 60.00 potential damage (raw damage: 60.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: dangerous jerkcicle: 60.00 potential damage (raw damage: 60.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: razor-tipped yo-yo: 60.00 potential damage (raw damage: 60.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: photoprotoneutron torpedo: 60.00 potential damage (raw damage: 60.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Duskwalker syringe: 57.00 potential damage (raw damage: 57.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: imp air: 56.25 potential damage (raw damage: 56.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: paint bomb: 56.25 potential damage (raw damage: 56.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Silent Squirt: 55.00 potential damage (raw damage: 55.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: black spot: 53.25 potential damage (raw damage: 53.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cocktail napkin: 52.50 potential damage (raw damage: 52.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: ancient spice: 52.50 potential damage (raw damage: 52.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: toy mercenary: 48.75 potential damage (raw damage: 48.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fat bottom quark: 48.75 potential damage (raw damage: 48.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pencil kunai: 45.00 potential damage (raw damage: 45.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: great big capacitor: 45.00 potential damage (raw damage: 45.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Clobber: 42.50 potential damage (raw damage: 42.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot: 37.50 potential damage (raw damage: 37.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: boulder: 37.50 potential damage (raw damage: 37.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pygmy blowgun: 37.50 potential damage (raw damage: 37.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: blue shell: 37.50 potential damage (raw damage: 37.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil: 37.50 potential damage (raw damage: 37.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Offensive Joke: 35.00 potential damage (raw damage: 35.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg beeper: 33.75 potential damage (raw damage: 33.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: plot hole: 33.75 potential damage (raw damage: 33.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tree-eating kite: 33.75 potential damage (raw damage: 33.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: can of sterno: 33.75 potential damage (raw damage: 33.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: frigid ninja stars: 33.00 potential damage (raw damage: 33.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: brass gear: 31.50 potential damage (raw damage: 31.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Silent Slam: 30.00 potential damage (raw damage: 30.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Silent Slice: 30.00 potential damage (raw damage: 30.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Artist's Whisk of Misery: 30.00 potential damage (raw damage: 30.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: flaregun: 29.70 potential damage (raw damage: 29.70) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Artist's Spatula of Despair: 27.00 potential damage (raw damage: 27.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg stomper: 26.25 potential damage (raw damage: 26.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg laser: 26.25 potential damage (raw damage: 26.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: dwarf bread: 26.25 potential damage (raw damage: 26.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: yo: 26.25 potential damage (raw damage: 26.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stick of dynamite: 26.25 potential damage (raw damage: 26.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: clumsiness bark: 24.00 potential damage (raw damage: 24.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Spaghetti Spear: 22.50 potential damage (raw damage: 22.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Salsaball: 22.50 potential damage (raw damage: 22.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: candy kneecapping stick: 22.50 potential damage (raw damage: 22.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: robotronic egg: 21.30 potential damage (raw damage: 21.30) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury: 21.00 potential damage (raw damage: 21.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: mariachi G-string: 18.75 potential damage (raw damage: 18.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Artist's Butterknife of Regret: 18.00 potential damage (raw damage: 18.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness: 18.00 potential damage (raw damage: 18.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Tango of Terror: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Face Stab: 16.50 potential damage (raw damage: 16.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Toss: 14.00 potential damage (raw damage: 14.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: soup turtle: 13.50 potential damage (raw damage: 13.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bag of airline peanuts: 12.00 potential damage (raw damage: 12.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: ancient poisoned dart: 12.00 potential damage (raw damage: 12.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: baseball: 10.50 potential damage (raw damage: 10.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce: 10.50 potential damage (raw damage: 10.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: possessed tomato: 10.50 potential damage (raw damage: 10.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stick-on-a-string: 9.75 potential damage (raw damage: 9.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: sonar-in-a-biscuit: 9.00 potential damage (raw damage: 9.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo: 9.00 potential damage (raw damage: 9.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Chronic Indigestion: 8.50 potential damage (raw damage: 8.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: leftovers of indeterminate origin: 8.25 potential damage (raw damage: 8.25) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Break It On Down: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Pop and Lock It: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Run Like the Wind: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: terrible poem: 7.50 potential damage (raw damage: 7.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Dance of Doom: 7.00 potential damage (raw damage: 7.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spectre scepter: 6.38 potential damage (raw damage: 6.38) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cinnamon troll doll: 6.00 potential damage (raw damage: 6.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: grape troll doll: 6.00 potential damage (raw damage: 6.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: blue raspberry troll doll: 6.00 potential damage (raw damage: 6.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: hair spray: 6.00 potential damage (raw damage: 6.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pool of liquid metal: 5.63 potential damage (raw damage: 5.63) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin firecracker: 4.50 potential damage (raw damage: 4.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: razor-sharp can lid: 3.75 potential damage (raw damage: 3.75) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Sing: 2.50 potential damage (raw damage: 2.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Disco Eye-Poke: 2.00 potential damage (raw damage: 2.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: seal tooth: 1.50 potential damage (raw damage: 1.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spices: 1.50 potential damage (raw damage: 1.50) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Suckerpunch: 1.00 potential damage (raw damage: 1.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cup of hickory chicory: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: magical mystery juice: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: palm-frond fan: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg strangler: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fat stacks of cash: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: The Big Book of Pirate Insults: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Miniborg hiveminder: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Gothy Handwave: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Entangling Noodles: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Saucy Salve: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cartoon heart: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Stealth Mistletoe: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tube of herbal ointment: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Lasagna Bandages: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: memory of a CT base pair: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: anti-anti-antidote: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: memory of an AT base pair: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin seltzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Dyspepsi-Cola: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: disease: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: CLEESH: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: CSA obedience grenade: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: whimpering willow bark: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Space Tours Tripple: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: wussiness potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cast: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: patchouli incense stick: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: possessed top: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: roofie: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gyroscope: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: vial of patchouli oil: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mountain Stream soda: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: inkwell: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: top: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: imitation crab meat: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: magnolia blossom: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: handful of sawdust: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 33398 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: unrefined Mountain Stream syrup: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Ye Olde Medieval Insult: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Creepy Grin: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pacification grenade: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: powdered organs: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Knob Goblin superseltzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: filthy poultice: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: chloroform rag: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gauze garter: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gold star: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bottle of Monsieur Bubble: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Transcendent Olfaction: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Summon Leviatuga: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spider web: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: chaos butterfly: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: depantsing bomb: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: palm-frond net: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gob of wet hair: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: procrastination potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: gas balloon: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: handful of sand: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stuffed alien blob: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pool torpedo: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: meat vortex: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 8-ball: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: swirly potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: milky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: effervescent potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: dark potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bubbly potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: murky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: brass abacus: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fancy bath salts: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: cloudy potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stuffed doppelshifter: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: divine cracker: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: wumpus-hair net: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fancy blue potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: banana peel: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: really sticky spider web: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: oily boid: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: anemone nematocyst: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: stuffed gray blob: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: really really sticky spider web: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: smoky potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 30669 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: shaving cream: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: red potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: oversized snowflake: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: lawn dart: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: croquet hedgehog: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mer-kin healscroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: bronzed locust: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 64067 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: golden ring: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: barbed-wire fence: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: forest tears: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: The Lost Comb: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: licorice garrote: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 334 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: quantum nanopolymer spider web: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mer-kin killscroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: high-pressure seltzer bottle: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: red pixel potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: spooky sap: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: tropical orchid: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: 668 scroll: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: mylar scout drone: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: soggy used band-aid: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: Mob Penguin cellular phone: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: green smoke bomb: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: scented massage oil: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: banana spritzer: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: kite: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: crayon shavings: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: extra-strength red potion: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: pufferfish spine: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: black BRICKO brick: 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes): 0.00 potential damage (raw damage: 0.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: fizzy potion: -21.00 potential damage (raw damage: -21.00) and a hitchance of 100.00%.
WHAM: You now have the knowledge needed to go forward and be victorious
Round 5: Arbos executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 6 but KoL thinks it is round 5
WHAM: Unable to figure out a combat strategy. Helpful information regarding your skills have been printed to the CLI
You're on your own, partner.
Click here to continue in the relay browser.

The only "normal" way to beat Mammon is to use six dangerous jerkcicles, or which I had plenty.

Large-Bellied Snitch

[1598] The Glacier of Jerks
Encounter: The Large-Bellied Snitch
Strategy: F:\software\Kol\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 1: Arbos casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 2: Arbos casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 3: Arbos casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 4: the large-bellied snitch takes 11 damage.
You gain 2 Sarcasm
You gain 1 Mysteriousness
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Reached WHAM_round_limit while looking for a way to kill the monster. Executing the current strategy and continuing from there.
WHAM: We are going to 15-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 4: Arbos executes a macro!
Round 4: Arbos attacks!
Round 5: the large-bellied snitch takes 30 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
KoLmafia declares world peace.
You're on your own, partner.
Click here to continue in the relay browser.

I stopped WHAM before it went to far. Again the realistic strategy is to use ten dangerous jerkcicles and wait for him to kill himself on him.

 

[Winterbay]

WHAM has no special handling for those bosses, and neither does, as far as I know, batbrain. I've never ben to the suburbs so hae not had any inclination to look into that.
What are the recommended strategies for which monsters?

Since WHAM is handling the sea bosses I think we should probably add other special bosses as well.

 

[Magus_Prime]

The wiki articles on the bosses are accurate. The short version is that you use the special items from each sub-zone to defeat the bosses for that zone.

If you don't have any Devlish Folios I would be happy to contribute some to the cause.

 

[slyz]

For reference (so that Winterbay doesn't have to go through the KoLwiki pages), here is the CCS I use for Dis bosses:

[ mammon the elephant ]
item dangerous jerkcicle

[ the bat in the spats ]
item clumsiness bark

[ the large-bellied snitch ]
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
item dangerous jerkcicle
attack with weapon

[ the terrible pinch ]
sub spam
    "attack"
    "use jar full of wind"
endsub
call spam; repeat

[ the thorax ]
attack with weapon
item clumsiness bark

[ thug 1 and thug 2 ]
item jar full of wind

 

[Winterbay]

Questions: I note that many of the bosses actually seem to discourage use of funkslinging. Is this true for all of them? (or could you for example funksling 10 jars full of wind in 5 rounds to win rather than 10 rounds).

The Thorax has a special attack that takes a round to wind up, does he thus use this attack every other turn or would you need to detect it first?

I probably hav emore, but I need to go to bed now so that'll be it now.
Also, most of these monsters will need to be added to BatBrain before WHAM can handle them properly (like their resitances and so on).

 

[Magus_Prime]

Questions: I note that many of the bosses actually seem to discourage use of funkslinging. Is this true for all of them? (or could you for example funksling 10 jars full of wind in 5 rounds to win rather than 10 rounds).

Yes. That's exactly what I did and funkslinging works just fine. One thing to keep in mind is that you must have enough of the item for the zone in inventory or you will likely lose the combat.

The Thorax has a special attack that takes a round to wind up, does he thus use this attack every other turn or would you need to detect it first?

That's the one boss that WHAM beat without problem on this run.

 

[lostcalpolydude]

For Thug 1 and Thug 2, you can funksling jars of wind.

For The Terrible Pinch, you don't actually need any jars, you could just do a lot of stunning to keep the boss from ever attacking. Jars are used there to negate any special abilities. I always used a potato for that fight.

For The Bat in The Spats, you can funksling clumsiness bark.

For The Thorax, he winds up every time he isn't stunned. Potatoes are bad for this fight.

For The Large-Bellied Snitch, funksling jerkcicles (8 is usually sufficient based on the rate that he uses special moves, but 10 might be better sometimes) and let him attack you.

For Mammon the Elephant, funksling jerkcicles and don't even consider anything else.

One thing to keep in mind is that you must have enough of the item for the zone in inventory or you will likely lose the combat.

I thought KoL wouldn't even let you find the bosses without a decent number of the combat item in your inventory.

 

[zarqon]

That's the one boss that WHAM beat without problem on this run.

BatBrain has had an autoresponse built in for The Thorax for a good while now, but I haven't gotten to that content yet myself and so haven't written in any other special handling. I suspect the majority of WHAM's problems with those monsters are due to BatBrain's lack of knowledge rather than anything WHAM is doing wrong.

 

[Magus_Prime]

What information does BatBrain need in this area?

 

[Winterbay]

I think this wiki page contains the information needed. The question is in which way it should be implemented.

 

[Winterbay]

Using the special skills gained from the thing with no name you can, according to the wiki, increase the drop rate of the special items in each zone. Does anyone know if this is cumulative (more casts gives even more +drop) or just a one-time special effect (so only one cast needed)?

 

[Veracity]

My experience is that if you use the skill, you get one extra special item at the end of the combat, above and beyond what you get from normal item drop. That is anecdotal, obviously.

 

[Bale]

My experience is that if you use the skill, you get one extra special item at the end of the combat, above and beyond what you get from normal item drop. That is anecdotal, obviously.

Seconded. +1 drop. Monsters can even drop 3 items instead of 2. Like the effect from equipping certain items at the Orc Chasm.

 

[Winterbay]

Ok, revision 10 of WHAM beta tries to handle all the bosses as well as use the special skill to gain that extra item. I'm doing a solu-run of hobopolis (trying to regain my iceball that WHAM somehow managed to sling despite it being marked as custom) so it'll be a while before I can test it myself.

 

[Bale]

trying to regain my iceball that WHAM somehow managed to sling despite it being marked as custom

I am very glad I keep mine in my Display Case. Your dodgy script isn't getting its hands on my delicate and precious snowball.

 

[Theraze]

Beta r10 doesn't run.

Expected ;, found , (WHAM beta.ash, line 788)
Consult script 'WHAM beta.ash' not found.