What are you worth? networth.ash will tell you.

Oh dear...

... lots of stuff omitted ...
You have 2 bottle-rocket crossbow worth 23,500,000 each for a total of 47,000,000
You have 1 navel ring of navel gazing worth 48,480,480 each for a total of 48,480,480
You have 2 tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress worth 30,000,000 each for a total of 60,000,000
You have 1 Platinum Yendorian Express Card worth 119,900,000 each for a total of 119,900,000
You have 1 lucky Tam O'Shanter worth 120,000,090 each for a total of 120,000,090
You have 3 Talisman of Baio worth 78,000,000 each for a total of 234,000,000
You have 3 Jekyllin hide belt worth 87,979,985 each for a total of 263,939,955
You have 1 flaming familiar doppelgänger worth 999,999,998 each for a total of 999,999,998
Begin index -1 out of bounds (networth.ash, line 52)

Looks like this script is buggy. Either that or... I'm worth so much that ASH overflowed. XD
 
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Probably that. Guessing that the script uses an int, which means that once you pass 2 billion, the script goes sad. Change total from an int to a float, but... guessing it will still crash out, since it uses readablenum which takes an int, not a float. Copy the zlib rnum bit for floats into networth and rename that as readablenum (so that there's a readablenum(int) and a readablenum(float) function), turn total into a float, and THEN it might work. :D
 
I dunno, I'm pretty sure my alt isn't worth anywhere near 2 billion (since the script says my main is only worth about 17.5 mil, and she has more relatively big-ticket items than my alt), and I'm getting a similar-looking error on said alt.

(bunch of stuff removed)
You have 1 square sponge pants worth 54,999 each for a total of 54,999
You have 1 BGE pocket calendar worth 62,999 each for a total of 62,999
You have 1 Earring of Fire worth 91,999 each for a total of 91,999
You have 1 Unspeakable Earring worth 99,995 each for a total of 99,995
You have 1 fudgecycle worth 290,000 each for a total of 290,000
Begin index 14215 greater than end index -1 (networth.ash, line 52)
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Nah... all it takes is a bit of shopping fun. Yesterday, the mall only had 3 clockwork pirate skulls at reasonable-ish prices, so cheapest clockwork pirate skull returned a value of a billion each. Quite a profit there, considering you could make them for about 25-30k each. My guess is that something like that happened though. Doesn't mean your character is worth 2 billion+, just means that if you sold it at 5th cheapest mall rates, they'd be worth that. Good luck getting someone to pay it though. :)
 
It doesn't have anything to do with your worth, it has something to do with a change to hagnk's and the code to figure out how much meat you have in storage was parsing the page directly, and since it doesn't appear where it used to (Or formatted that same as it used to be) the function gets all screwed up. Just comment out the two lines and add hagnks meat seperatly, or pull all your meat from hanks and run it (Either way you still have to comment out the lines or recode the function.)
 
Thanks for this script! I do have a few suggestions, though:
- It doesn't seem to scan familiar equipment. As there are quite a few expensive familiar items, it should scan that as well
- It also doesn't take into account the value of the familiars the player owns. Perhaps if you can make it add in the mall value of the familiar? You might also want to have a way to tell it to only display liquidable assets (which, presumably is why this was left out in the first place...)
 
Nothing SHOULD make it skip familiar equipment. Are you sure it's skipping it? Looks like if it counts as "available" it should be counted.

This version should also add your familiar hatchling value... I also changed some more of the ints to floats, which makes it properly go past 2 billion happily. It displays you as having the familiar hatchling, though it's used, but... as randombk says, it's a part of your networth.

Also, changed from the custom 'readablenum' function to using the zlib 'rnum' function, since we're already importing zlib.
 
and ash int has a max value of 9,223,372,036,854,775,807... I am fairly certain that the data type doesn't have anything to do with the error.

ash int i=1; for b from 1 to 63 {i=i*2;print ((b+1)+":"+i); if (i<0) {i=i-1;print (i);}}

As that ash line shows, even if we did run into a overflow issue, it wouldn't cause a breaking error, but would instead just show a negative worth.... I don't think you would really need a script to tell you that your rich if you are valued over 9 quintillion meat.

Although, I Suppose it is possible that ash has a max value for int based on the operating system... possibly a 32bit machine might have a 4 billion max, but I think it has more to do with the size of an int in java, which I would think would remain constant from OS, to OS, and again, even if that were true we would see the value rollover rather then get a breaking error.
 
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Eh, when I tried it before changing to floats, it gave my total value as in the millions+ range. After changing to floats, it's in the billions+ range. Due mainly to items of which there aren't enough in the mall to properly calculate, but... I at least saw a difference. Your milage may vary.
 
Paragon is correct. ASH ints are now Java "longs" - 64 bit integers - and there is no reason to use floating point numbers to have sufficient precision for quantities of Meat in-game.

You changed "some more of the ints to floats"? That is exactly backwards. I took the script and changed all of the floats to ints.

Total: 24,858,389,271
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(Which is nonsense, since, for example, a stinky cheese eye is not worth almost a billion because there are a total of three of them in the mall, as compared to however many stinky cheese balls, but whatever.)

As you can see, ASH has no problems whatsoever in going over 2 billion using ints.
 
That's what I'd thought as well, that the ints became longs and floats became doubles...

Might have been fixing something else that caused that to calculate differently. Not sure.

Edit: Added a fix for storage meat. Changed from "have meat" to "You have meat" and now it actually detects it properly...
Had also changed it from using an int-array where the records were using to_int to turn item numbers into ints and then saving the item as .thing, to an item array. In this attached version, I removed .thing and just use the array-point for item identification. Saves an int/long, at least.
Also changed the familiar price-check from a hardcoded mall_price to using the get_price function that everything else uses. This makes autosellable untradeable familiars have a value. If any of those actually exist.
And of course, ran it and validated that it all still works... since there's no point in giving people painful stuff where they need to fix it before they can use it, unless that's actually your point. :)
 
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And you left everything as floats. For some reason. To make zlib do a lot more processing to print the numbers, I assume.
 
More that I didn't actually think about it while I was in the file. :(

Here's a "networthi.ash" that has everything as ints instead. They both actually take about the same execution time... networth with floats is consistently about 340+-30 ms for execution. networthi with ints varies more... it's about the same on average, but sometimes goes as fast as 298 ms or as slow as 480 ms as well. Not sure why the floats are running more consistently on my computer... guess it's just random luck with a small sample pool. For it to have the slightest statistical relevance, I'd need to run 10 thousand executions of both and compare total time or something like that.

Anyways, networthi attached.
 
huh, for some reason it's telling me that I have 754 ze goggles along with other stuff when I have 2 and it's marked zinc delta as 4,883,000
Code: 
> call scripts\networth.ash

Appraising inventory...
Sorting....
1 "DRINK ME" potion = 1
2 25-meat staves @ 1 = 2
1 30669 scroll = 5
1 33398 scroll = 5
1 334 scroll = 10
1 668 scroll = 10
1 7-Foot Dwarven mattock = 10
1 a creased paper strip = 10
1 a crinkled paper strip = 10
1 a crumpled paper strip = 10
1 a folded paper strip = 10
1 a ragged paper strip = 10
1 a ripped paper strip = 10
2 a rumpled paper strips @ 5 = 10
2 a torn paper strips @ 5 = 10
3 adhesive tape dollies @ 5 = 15
1 affordable teak perch = 20
1 alphabet gum = 20
2 ammonite candy molds @ 10 = 20
1 ammonite fossil = 20
1 amulet of extreme plot significance = 20
1 ancient poisoned dart = 25
1 ancient turtle shell helmet = 25
1 Ankh of Badahnkadh = 25
3 annoying pitchforks @ 10 = 30
6 ant hoes @ 5 = 30
1 ant pick = 30
1 ant rake = 30
3 ant sickles @ 10 = 30
1 antique hand mirror = 30
3 antique pairs of blue jeans @ 10 = 30
3 aquaviolet jub-jub birds @ 10 = 30
3 armguns @ 10 = 30
3 Arrrmetia trading cards @ 10 = 30
1 asbestos sword = 35
2 Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)s @ 20 = 40
4 baby killer bees @ 10 = 40
4 bags of lard @ 10 = 40
1 baggie of powdered sugar = 45
1 baggy rave pants = 45
1 balaclava = 45
1 ball = 50
1 balloon monkey = 50
5 balloon shields @ 10 = 50
1 balloon sword = 50
1 ballpark hot daub = 55
1 bamboo bokuto = 55
3 banana supersuckers @ 20 = 60
2 bananagates @ 30 = 60
1 bar skin = 60
6 barrrnacles @ 10 = 60
6 barskin tents @ 10 = 60
6 Bartles and BRAAAINS wine coolers @ 10 = 60
6 basic meat feces @ 10 = 60
1 basic meat helmet = 70
1 basic meat kilt = 70
7 pairs of basic meat pants @ 10 = 70
7 basic meat skirts @ 10 = 70
1 basic meat spork = 75
1 basic meat sword = 75
1 beach glass necklace = 75
1 beanbag chair = 75
1 beige clambroth marble = 85
9 pairs of bejeweled cufflinks @ 10 = 90
1 belemnite fossil = 100
1 BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt = 100
1 BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt = 100
1 BGE merchandise order form = 100
1 BGE pocket calendar = 100
1 BGE shotglass = 100
1 BGE temporary tattoo = 100
1 BGE tiny plastic toy = 100
1 big bass drum = 100
1 big bumboozer marble = 100
1 big red clown nose = 100
1 bindlestocking = 100
1 bit of clingfilm = 100
5 tubes of bite-me-red lipstick @ 20 = 100
1 black eyedrops = 100
1 black sword = 100
1 blackberry combat boots = 100
1 blackberry galoshes = 100
1 blackberry slippers = 100
1 blank fudge mold = 100
1 Blood 'n' Plenty = 100
1 Blood Light = 100
1 bloody clown pants = 100
1 blue paisley oyster egg = 100
1 blue pixel potion = 100
1 blue plastic oyster egg = 100
1 bone chips = 100
1 bone collar = 100
1 Bone's Farm "wine" = 100
1 Boris's ring = 100
1 bottle of antifreeze = 100
1 bottle of Blank-Out = 100
1 bottle of bubbles = 100
1 bottle of Definit = 100
1 bottle of gin = 100
1 bottle of Jorge Sinsonte = 100
1 bottle of Lieutenant Freeman = 100
1 bottle of Monsieur Bubble = 100
1 bottle of Ooze-O = 105
1 bottle opener belt buckle = 110
1 bottlecap turtle = 110
1 bowl of lucky charms = 111
1 box = 116
1 box-in-the-box = 116
1 boxing glove on a spring = 125
1 BRAINS shorts = 125
1 brick of sand = 130
1 BRICKO hat = 130
1 brine = 130
13 bottles of briny vinegar @ 10 = 130
1 broken sword = 134
1 brown crock marble = 135
1 brown sugar cane = 140
1 bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban = 140
7 chunks of bubblewrap ore @ 20 = 140
1 bubblewrap staff = 140
1 bucket of honey = 145
1 buckler buckle = 150
1 buckyball = 150
1 buffalo blade = 150
1 bugbear autopsy tweezers = 150
1 bugbear beanie = 150
2 bugbear bungguards @ 75 = 150
1 bum cheek = 150
1 bumblebee marble = 150
1 burnt flower = 150
1 C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button = 150
1 can cannon = 150
1 can of Binarrrca = 150
1 can of CRIMBCOLA = 150
1 can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ = 150
1 can of maces = 150
1 can of starch = 150
1 Can-Can skirt = 150
1 candy cane = 150
1 candy skeleton = 160
1 cannonball charrrm bracelet = 160
1 carbonated water lily = 160
1 cardboard crossbow = 160
1 cardboard wakizashi = 162
1 carob cannon = 170
1 casino pass = 170
1 cast-iron legacy paddle = 172
7 Cerebral Culotteses, preciousss @ 25 = 175
1 chainsaw chain = 175
1 charged magnet = 180
1 cheap cigar butt = 180
1 chintzy disco ball pendant = 180
1 chocolate disco ball = 180
1 chocolate spurs = 180
1 chopsticks = 188
1 chorizo brownies = 190
1 chrome sword = 198
1 cinnamon troll doll = 199
1 Cloaca grenade = 199
1 Cloaca-Cola fatigues = 200
1 Cloaca-Cola helmet = 200
2 Cloaca-Cola shields @ 100 = 200
2 clockwork doohickeys @ 100 = 200
2 pairs of clockwork pants @ 100 = 200
2 sets of clockwork rings @ 100 = 200
2 clockwork trench coats @ 100 = 200
2 clockwork widgets @ 100 = 200
2 pairs of clown shoes @ 100 = 200
1 clown skin = 200
2 club necklaces @ 100 = 200
2 cocktail onions @ 100 = 200
1 cocoa egg = 200
1 coconut shell = 200
2 Codexes of Capsaicin Conjuration @ 100 = 200
2 Cold Hots candies @ 100 = 200
1 cold ninja mask = 200
1 cold powder = 200
2 Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jackets @ 100 = 200
2 commemorative war steins @ 100 = 200
1 Connery's Elixir of Audacity = 200
2 copies of The Cookbook of the Damned @ 100 = 200
2 cool mushrooms @ 100 = 200
2 Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jackets @ 100 = 200
1 corrupt club of corrupt corruption = 204
2 cranberry cordials @ 104 = 208
1 cream pie = 210
1 creepy voodoo doll = 210
3 creepy-ass clubs @ 70 = 210
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) = 210
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) = 210
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) = 214
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) = 222
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) = 224
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) = 236
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) = 240
2 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)s @ 120 = 240
1 CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) = 240
1 CRIMBCOIDS mints = 240
1 CRIMBCOLOAF = 245
1 Crimbo candied pecan = 250
5 chunks of Crimbo fudge @ 50 = 250
1 Crimbo peppermint bark = 250
1 croquet hedgehog = 250
1 crowbar = 250
5 crown-shaped beanies @ 50 = 250
1 crumbling rat skull = 250
1 cup of infinite pencils = 257
1 curdflinger = 260
2 cursed black pearl onions @ 130 = 260
2 cursed dirty joke scrolls @ 130 = 260
2 cursed scrunchies @ 130 = 260
2 cursed voodoo skulls @ 132 = 264
1 cyclops eyedrops = 270
1 Daffy Taffy = 274
1 Danglin' Chad's loincloth = 280
1 delicious comfit? = 280
2 demon whips @ 142 = 284
2 pairs of demonskin trousers @ 143 = 286
2 denim axes @ 144 = 288
1 dense meat stack = 288
1 dense meat staff = 288
1 dense meat sword = 290
1 depleted uranium seal figurine = 290
1 detective skull = 295
2 diamond necklaces @ 149 = 298
1 digital key lime = 299
1 dirty hobo gloves = 300
2 disassembled clovers @ 150 = 300
3 pairs of disbelief suspenders @ 100 = 300
5 disco balls @ 60 = 300
3 disco masks @ 100 = 300
2 diseases @ 150 = 300
3 disembodied smiles @ 100 = 300
2 displaced fishes @ 150 = 300
2 donkey flipbooks @ 150 = 300
2 units of bling @ 150 = 300
1 double-ice box = 300
1 double-ice britches = 300
1 double-ice cap = 300
2 Dr. Hobo's scalpels @ 150 = 300
1 dreadlock whip = 300
2 dried faces @ 150 = 300
3 dripping meat crossbows @ 100 = 300
1 dripping meat staff = 300
1 drone self-destruct chip = 300
1 drop of water-37 = 300
1 Drowsy Sword = 300
1 drum machine = 300
2 drums of pomade @ 150 = 300
1 dry noodles = 300
1 duct tape = 300
1 duct tape buckler = 300
1 duct tape dockers = 300
2 duct tape fedoras @ 150 = 300
1 duct tape shirt = 300
1 duct tape sword = 300
1 dusty fourth cervical vertebra = 300
1 dwarvish magazine = 306
1 dwarvish war helmet = 319
1 dwarvish war kilt = 320
1 dwarvish war mattock = 320
1 Dyspepsi-Cola = 320
1 Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues = 325
1 Dyspepsi-Cola helmet = 325
1 Dyspepsi-Cola shield = 332
1 Earring of Fire = 335
2 Ecto-Coolers @ 170 = 340
2 ramekins of eel sauce @ 174 = 348
1 eggbeater = 350
1 eggnog = 350
5 elephant stingers @ 70 = 350
1 Ellsbury's journal (used) = 354
3 Ellsbury's skulls @ 120 = 360
2 elven suicide capsules @ 180 = 360
2 enchanted eyepatches @ 184 = 368
2 enchanted fire extinguishers @ 189 = 378
2 enchanted handwarmers @ 194 = 388
1 enchantlers = 389
1 energy drink IV = 390
2 evil-ass clubs @ 196 = 392
1 exotic parrot egg = 395
1 extra-fancy ring setting = 395
1 extra-large palm-frond toupee = 399
1 extra-see-thru nightie = 399
1 eXtreme meat crossbow = 399
1 eXtreme meat sword = 400
1 eXtreme nose ring = 400
4 pairs of extremely skinny jeans @ 100 = 400
2 eye-pods @ 200 = 400
4 eyedropses of newt @ 100 = 400
4 facsimile dictionaries @ 100 = 400
4 wads of fake plastic grass @ 100 = 400
1 fancy chocolate = 400
1 fancy dress ball = 400
2 pairs of fancy opera glasses @ 200 = 400
2 fancy seashell necklaces @ 200 = 400
4 farfalle bow ties @ 100 = 400
1 fat stacks of cash = 410
2 FDKOL hotcakess @ 210 = 420
2 Ferrigno's Elixirs of Power @ 210 = 420
1 fertilized ghuol egg = 425
4 feces of etymology @ 108 = 432
1 fiery wing = 435
1 figurine of a charred seal = 444
2 figurines of cold seals @ 224 = 448
1 figurine of a shadowy seal = 450
1 figurine of a slippery seal = 450
2 figurines of stinking seals @ 230 = 460
3 figurines of wretched-looking seals @ 155 = 465
1 figurine of an armored seal = 470
1 filthy corduroys = 470
5 filthy knitted dread sacks @ 95 = 475
7 fire axes @ 70 = 490
1 fire hose = 495
1 fireman's helmet = 495
1 fish scimitar = 499
5 fishy fish casseroles @ 100 = 500
5 fishy wands @ 100 = 500
1 flaming cardboard sword = 500
1 flaming nose = 500
5 sets of flaming talons @ 100 = 500
1 flamingo mallet = 500
1 flavored foot massage oil = 500
1 flute of flat champagne = 500
5 flypaper staves @ 100 = 500
5 foam noodles @ 100 = 500
5 foolscap fool's caps @ 100 = 500
1 foon = 500
1 forbidden sausage = 500
5 frayed rope belts @ 100 = 500
1 frigid fudgepuck = 500
1 frigid ninja stars = 500
1 frigid-ass club = 500
1 frilly shirt = 500
1 Frost™ brand sword = 500
5 frozen mushrooms @ 100 = 500
5 frozen nunchaku @ 100 = 500
1 fruitcake = 500
5 fudge bunnies @ 101 = 505
4 fudge lillies @ 128 = 512
3 fudge sporks @ 172 = 516
4 fudgecules @ 130 = 520
1 fudgecycle = 525
3 fudgesicles @ 175 = 525
5 funhouse mirrors @ 108 = 540
2 funky brass feces @ 270 = 540
3 ga-ga radios @ 181 = 543
1 garish pinky ring = 545
1 gatorskin umbrella = 550
3 gauze shortss @ 185 = 555
1 Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire = 555
2 gearbox necklaces @ 280 = 560
2 Genalen™ Bottles @ 280 = 560
2 General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jackets @ 280 = 560
2 ghost cucumbers @ 280 = 560
1 ghost protocol = 569
1 ghost trap = 575
5 tubes of ghostly body paint @ 116 = 580
2 ghostly pickling solutions @ 290 = 580
1 giant designer sunglasses = 583
1 giant driftwood sculpture = 590
1 giant pinky ring = 593
1 gill rings = 595
1 gingerbread bugbear = 599
1 gingerbread mutant bugbear = 600
2 glacial sapphires @ 300 = 600
6 globes of Deep Sauce @ 100 = 600
1 glowing red eye = 600
2 glowing syringes @ 300 = 600
6 glowsticks on strings @ 100 = 600
2 gnatwing earrings @ 300 = 600
6 gnauga hide bucklers @ 100 = 600
2 pairs of gnauga hide chaps @ 300 = 600
6 gnauga hide whips @ 100 = 600
2 Gnollish autoplungers @ 300 = 600
1 Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer = 649
1 Go-Wassail = 649
1 goat = 649
1 goat cheese taco = 650
4 gobs of wet hair @ 165 = 660
6 goblin autoblowguns @ 114 = 684
2 goth kid t-shirts @ 343 = 686
3 grass blades @ 230 = 690
2 grass hats @ 346 = 692
2 grass skirts @ 348 = 696
1 grass whistle = 696
1 grassy cutlass = 699
7 grease guns @ 100 = 700
7 Green Clovers of Justice @ 100 = 700
1 green peawee marble = 700
2 green pixel potions @ 350 = 700
2 groovy prism necklaces @ 350 = 700
1 grouper fangirl = 700
5 guano coffee cups @ 142 = 710
6 guard turtle collars @ 120 = 720
2 guitar picks @ 360 = 720
1 gummi ammonite = 750
5 gummi belemnites @ 150 = 750
5 gummi trilobites @ 150 = 750
5 gun cleaning kits @ 150 = 750
5 gyroscopes @ 150 = 750
3 hairy staffs @ 250 = 750
5 hamethyst earrings @ 150 = 750
3 handfuls of confetti @ 250 = 750
3 handfuls of moss @ 250 = 750
2 happinesses @ 382 = 764
1 hardened slime belt = 768
1 hardened slime pants = 770
1 Haunted Sorority House staff guide = 772
1 heart of the volcano = 775
1 heavy metal sonata = 775
1 heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr = 777
1 heavy necklace chain = 777
1 hedgeturtle = 777
1 Heimandatz's heart = 780
2 helms of the white knight @ 394 = 788
1 helmet turtle = 790
1 henna tattoo = 793
1 hermit permit = 798
1 hippopotamus skin = 800
4 hipposkin ponchos @ 200 = 800
1 hippy herbal tea = 800
8 hippy medical kits @ 100 = 800
8 hippy protest mindys @ 100 = 800
1 holiday log = 800
2 Hollandaise helmets @ 400 = 800
1 hopping socks = 806
1 hot cross bow = 845
1 hot date = 858
3 hot eggs @ 294 = 882
1 hot-ass club = 885
1 hovering sombrero = 895
1 hypodermic needle = 896
9 Ice-Cold Beer Rings @ 100 = 900
5 icy katana hilts @ 180 = 900
3 icy-hot katanas @ 300 = 900
3 iGooglies @ 300 = 900
1 imbued seal-blubber candle = 900
1 imitation crab meat = 900
1 Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration = 935
3 Iron Betas of Industry @ 315 = 945
2 bags of irradiated pet snacks @ 475 = 950
3 jack flappers @ 320 = 960
3 Jacks-in-the-box @ 325 = 975
5 Jarlsberg's earrings @ 195 = 975
5 Jarlsberg's key limes @ 195 = 975
1 jawbruiser = 980
4 jet bennie marbles @ 245 = 980
2 pairs of jewelry-making pliers @ 490 = 980
1 Jocko Homo's head = 984
1 Jolly Roger charrrm = 990
1 Jumbo Dr. Lucifer = 995
5 Kentucky-fried meat crossbows @ 199 = 995
2 Kentucky-fried meat staves @ 499 = 998
1 ketchup hound = 998
1 kiwi = 999
1 Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar = 999
1 Knob Goblin elite helm = 1,000
1 Knob Goblin elite pants = 1,000
1 Knob Goblin elite polearm = 1,000
1 Knob Goblin scimitar = 1,000
1 Knob Goblin superseltzer = 1,000
1 Knob mushroom = 1,000
10 Knoll mushrooms @ 100 = 1,000
1 Knoll shroomkabob = 1,000
5 kumquartzs @ 200 = 1,000
1 kumquat = 1,000
1 kumquat supersucker = 1,000
2 large cocoa eggshell fragments @ 500 = 1,000
1 lead necklace = 1,000
1 Lead Zeta of Chastity = 1,000
1 leaf = 1,000
1 leaflet = 1,000
1 lemon = 1,000
1 lemon meringue pie = 1,000
5 lemonade marbles @ 200 = 1,000
1 leprechaun hatchling = 1,000
1 letterman's jacket = 1,049
2 Li'l Businessman Kits @ 535 = 1,070
5 licorice roots @ 214 = 1,070
1 lihc eye pie = 1,078
3 pairs of limburger biker boots @ 360 = 1,080
1 lime supersucker = 1,099
11 lines @ 100 = 1,100
11 little paper umbrellas @ 100 = 1,100
1 lollipop cufflinks = 1,100
1 lollipop stick = 1,125
1 long pork casserole = 1,135
6 long skinny balloons @ 191 = 1,146
2 pairs of los chinos @ 575 = 1,150
1 love song of icy revenge = 1,160
1 love song of naughty innuendo = 1,165
1 love song of vague ambiguity = 1,175
1 lowercase N = 1,180
1 lucky rabbit's foot = 1,188
2 lumbering jacks @ 595 = 1,190
1 lupine sword = 1,197
1 lychee chuhai = 1,200
1 M-242 = 1,200
4 Maces of the Tortoise @ 300 = 1,200
1 Mad Train wine = 1,200
1 magic lamp = 1,200
12 handfuls of magical ice cubes @ 100 = 1,200
3 magilaser blastercannons @ 400 = 1,200
1 magnifying glass = 1,218
10 makeshift capes @ 122 = 1,220
2 makeshift cranes @ 625 = 1,250
11 makeshift skirts @ 114 = 1,254
6 makeshift turbans @ 210 = 1,260
2 pairs of many-eyed glasses @ 637 = 1,274
2 mariachi hats @ 645 = 1,290
1 mariachi pants = 1,300
1 mauve striped oyster egg = 1,300
6 Maxwell's Silver Hammers @ 220 = 1,320
1 meat cowboy hat = 1,337
6 Meat detectors @ 225 = 1,350
3 meat golems @ 450 = 1,350
2 meat vortices @ 680 = 1,360
1 meatloaf helmet = 1,400
2 meatspout staves @ 700 = 1,400
1 Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince = 1,414
1 Mer-kin healscroll = 1,417
2 Mer-kin killscrolls @ 725 = 1,450
2 Mer-kin pinkslips @ 747 = 1,494
6 Mer-kin sneakmasks @ 250 = 1,500
15 pairs of Mesmereyes™ contact lenses @ 100 = 1,500
6 metallic As @ 250 = 1,500
1 metrognome = 1,500
10 mime soul fragments @ 150 = 1,500
15 marmosets @ 100 = 1,500
7 miner's helmets @ 220 = 1,540
2 pairs of miner's pants @ 770 = 1,540
12 misshapen animal skeletons @ 130 = 1,560
2 Mohawk wigs @ 788 = 1,576
16 mojo filters @ 100 = 1,600
4 molten bricks @ 400 = 1,600
2 monkey wrenches @ 800 = 1,600
11 monomolecular yo-yo-yo @ 150 = 1,650
1 Morbidda trading card = 1,690
5 mother's little helpers @ 339 = 1,695
1 moxie weed = 1,700
2 Mr. Mediocrebars @ 850 = 1,700
1 MSG = 1,700
1 mummy mask = 1,700
1 mutant fire ant egg = 1,700
2 mysterious silver lapel pins @ 870 = 1,740
1 nanite-infested eggnog = 1,750
1 nanite-infested fruitcake = 1,750
3 bottles of Nardz energy beverage @ 589 = 1,767
2 necklace chains @ 885 = 1,770
2 copies of the Necrotelicomnicon @ 890 = 1,780
2 bottles of necrotizing body spray @ 897 = 1,794
1 Nickel Gamma of Frugality = 1,799
1 night-vision goggles = 1,800
9 Nightstalker perfumes @ 200 = 1,800
1 nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box = 1,800
4 ocarinas of space @ 450 = 1,800
5 off-white striped oyster eggs @ 364 = 1,820
1 office-supply crossbow = 1,850
1 oil of expertise = 1,862
1 oil of oiliness = 1,888
1 oil of stability = 1,890
1 one-winged stab bat = 1,898
1 opera mask = 1,899
2 oranges @ 950 = 1,900
2 orange peel hats @ 950 = 1,900
19 Orange Stars of Sacrifice @ 100 = 1,900
5 ornate ancient cursed chests @ 385 = 1,925
2 oversized pizza cutters @ 970 = 1,940
5 oyster baskets @ 390 = 1,950
1 oyster egg balloon = 1,990
1 pacifier necklace = 1,999
1 packet of tofurkey gravy = 2,000
2 padded tortoises @ 1,000 = 2,000
1 painted shield = 2,000
1 pair of pearidot earrings = 2,000
5 palm fronds @ 400 = 2,000
5 palm-frond capricious @ 400 = 2,000
5 palm-frond cloacas @ 400 = 2,000
1 palm-frond whip = 2,007
1 panhandle panhandling hat = 2,075
3 papayas @ 700 = 2,100
1 papaya slung = 2,120
1 paperclip = 2,170
1 papotion of papower = 2,200
1 parasitic claw = 2,234
1 parasitic headgnawer = 2,256
1 parasitic strangleworm = 2,274
1 parasitic tentacles = 2,277
1 party hat = 2,299
2 pasta spoons @ 1,168 = 2,336
1 pat-a-cake pendant = 2,345
1 peace-sign necklace = 2,350
3 peanut brittle shields @ 790 = 2,370
5 pear supersuckers @ 475 = 2,375
2 pearidots @ 1,188 = 2,376
5 Pendants of Fire @ 480 = 2,400
1 penguin skin = 2,400
5 penguin whips @ 499 = 2,495
1 personalized birthday cake = 2,500
1 pestoblade = 2,500
2 phat turquoise bracelets @ 1,254 = 2,508
11 phials of hotness @ 236 = 2,596
1 phial of spookiness = 2,597
3 phish sticks @ 870 = 2,610
1 phonics down = 2,650
1 photoprotoneutron torpedo = 2,650
1 Pick-O-Matic lockpicks = 2,700
3 wads of pine tar @ 900 = 2,700
9 Pink Hearts of Spirit @ 320 = 2,880
1 pirate brochure = 2,950
1 pixel hat = 2,966
2 pairs of pixel pants @ 1,485 = 2,970
2 pixel shields @ 1,485 = 2,970
4 pixel swords @ 743 = 2,972
5 pog #01s (spider) @ 595 = 2,975
7 pog #09s (pirate) @ 428 = 2,996
5 pog #10s (hobo) @ 600 = 3,000
1 pointy mushroom = 3,000
1 poisonous caviar = 3,000
1 polka-dot bow tie = 3,060
9 poodle skirts @ 340 = 3,060
1 pool cue = 3,098
1 pool torpedo = 3,100
1 porquoise = 3,170
8 porquoise necklaces @ 399 = 3,192
5 portable photocopiers @ 650 = 3,250
2 possessed tops @ 1,666 = 3,332
1 potato sprout = 3,349
1 potted cactus = 3,375
1 pottery barn owl figurine = 3,390
4 pottery clubs @ 850 = 3,400
1 pottery hat = 3,400
1 pottery shield = 3,400
1 pottery training pants = 3,405
5 pottery yo-yos @ 690 = 3,450
2 plates of poutine @ 1,733 = 3,466
1 poutine pole = 3,500
1 powdered donut = 3,500
1 powdered wig = 3,500
2 pr0n cocktails @ 1,800 = 3,600
18 sets of pr0n legs @ 200 = 3,600
1 precious piercing post = 3,612
11 pregnant gloomy black mushrooms @ 330 = 3,630
5 pregnant mushrooms @ 735 = 3,675
1 pregnant oily golden mushroom = 3,739
1 press-on ribs = 3,750
1 pretty bouquet = 3,750
2 pretty pink bows @ 1,900 = 3,800
1 Princess Rutabaga trading card = 3,849
1 Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket = 3,900
1 projectile icemaker = 3,900
5 prosthetic foreheads @ 799 = 3,995
1 psycho sweater = 3,995
2 pufferfish spines @ 1,998 = 3,996
1 pulled porquoise earring = 4,000
1 pulled porquoise pendant = 4,000
2 pulled porquoise rings @ 2,000 = 4,000
1 PVC staff = 4,000
1 quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments = 4,000
1 queen cookie = 4,000
1 rainbow bomb = 4,000
23 raisins @ 180 = 4,140
7 raspberry berets @ 600 = 4,200
14 rattail whips @ 300 = 4,200
7 rave visors @ 600 = 4,200
4 ravioli hats @ 1,066 = 4,264
1 razor-tipped yo-yo = 4,314
7 really dense meat stacks @ 620 = 4,340
1 Really Expensive Jewelry and You = 4,390
5 really really sticky spider webs @ 880 = 4,400
2 really sticky spider webs @ 2,200 = 4,400
1 recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration = 4,490
1 recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder = 4,495
18 red China marbles @ 250 = 4,500
1 red gummi ingot = 4,500
1 red plastic oyster egg = 4,500
1 redrum = 4,600
20 rewinged stab bats @ 230 = 4,600
16 ridiculous cocktails @ 288 = 4,608
14 ridiculous earrings @ 330 = 4,620
5 ridiculously huge swords @ 950 = 4,750
5 ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapons @ 950 = 4,750
5 rings of cold resistance @ 950 = 4,750
1 ring of fire resistance = 4,800
6 rings of half-assed regeneration @ 800 = 4,800
2 rings of teleportation @ 2,400 = 4,800
2 roasted marshmallows @ 2,400 = 4,800
11 Rock and Roll Legends @ 444 = 4,884
2 rocky raccoons @ 2,444 = 4,888
1 rolling pin = 4,998
1 rubber axe = 5,000
5 rubber WWBD? bracelets @ 1,000 = 5,000
1 rubber WWJD? bracelet = 5,000
1 rubber WWSPD? bracelet = 5,000
1 rubber WWtNSD? bracelet = 5,000
1 rum and cola = 5,000
1 rusty bonesaw = 5,000
1 rusty chain necklace = 5,000
5 rusty metal keys @ 1,000 = 5,000
2 rusty pieces of rebar @ 2,500 = 5,000
1 sabre-toothed lime cub = 5,000
5 spleen salamanders @ 1,000 = 5,000
1 salty dog = 5,000
5 sand dollars @ 1,000 = 5,000
15 scraps of sandpaper @ 335 = 5,025
3 saucepans @ 1,715 = 5,145
20 savory crossbows @ 258 = 5,160
6 savoy truffles @ 900 = 5,400
2 sawblade shields @ 2,700 = 5,400
1 scented massage oil = 5,500
11 scorpion whips @ 500 = 5,500
1 scrap of sticky paper = 5,500
1 scrumptious ice ant = 5,500
2 scrumptious reagents @ 2,800 = 5,600
1 sea broccoli = 5,700
4 sea lychees @ 1,450 = 5,800
1 sea tangelo = 5,850
2 seal teeth @ 2,940 = 5,880
6 seal-blubber candles @ 980 = 5,880
5 seal-clubbing clubs @ 1,200 = 6,000
4 seal-skull helmets @ 1,500 = 6,000
6 sealhide belts @ 1,000 = 6,000
1 sealhide buckler = 6,000
6 pairs of sealhide gloves @ 1,000 = 6,000
1 sealhide hood = 6,000
1 sealhide leggings = 6,000
2 pairs of sealhide moccasins @ 3,050 = 6,100
1 sealhide whip = 6,186
1 seaode = 6,200
5 boxes of Senior Mints @ 1,250 = 6,250
1 sequined fez = 6,379
2 serpentine swords @ 3,209 = 6,418
1 serum of sarcasm = 6,580
25 severed flippers @ 270 = 6,750
2 sewer wads @ 3,400 = 6,800
1 shard of double-ice = 6,875
5 shark jumpers @ 1,375 = 6,875
1 shark tooth necklace = 6,900
1 shaving cream = 7,000
1 shin gourds = 7,000
1 shirt kit = 7,000
7 Silver Bullet beers @ 1,000 = 7,000
1 sinewy crossbow string = 7,000
5 copies of Sinful Desires @ 1,400 = 7,000
5 six-rainbow shields @ 1,444 = 7,220
5 skewered cat appendices @ 1,470 = 7,350
2 skirt / kilt kits @ 3,749 = 7,498
1 sleaze powder = 7,499
1 sleeping snowy owl = 7,500
3 sleeping wereturtles @ 2,500 = 7,500
5 slime stacks @ 1,500 = 7,500
1 slime-covered greaves = 7,500
1 slime-covered necklace = 7,500
1 slime-covered shovel = 7,500
1 slime-covered speargun = 7,599
13 slime-covered staffs @ 590 = 7,670
1 slimy fermented bile bladder = 7,874
1 slimy sweetbreads = 7,900
1 Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags = 7,950
16 slugs of rum @ 500 = 8,000
4 smiling rats @ 2,000 = 8,000
2 blades of smoking grass @ 4,000 = 8,000
1 smoldering staff = 8,050
3 snailmail hauberks @ 2,695 = 8,085
30 sssnakess @ 270 = 8,100
1 snorkel = 8,129
11 Snow Queen Crowns @ 749 = 8,239
5 soft green echo eyedrop antidotes @ 1,666 = 8,330
1 soggy used band-aid = 8,349
76 solid baconstone earrings @ 110 = 8,360
4 solid baconstone necklaces @ 2,100 = 8,400
1 solid baconstone ring = 8,450
1 sorority brain = 8,580
32 jars of space jam @ 270 = 8,640
5 slices of space jam toast @ 1,730 = 8,650
1 spade necklace = 8,749
1 Spam Witch sammich = 8,800
1 spark plug earring = 8,820
3 sparklies @ 2,950 = 8,850
5 spectral pickles @ 1,775 = 8,875
1 spiced rum = 8,900
1 spices = 8,909
2 spicy noodles @ 4,500 = 9,000
1 spider web = 9,000
2 spiky turtle shields @ 4,545 = 9,090
2 Spirit Precipices @ 4,600 = 9,200
3 sponge cakes @ 3,069 = 9,207
30 sponge helmets @ 310 = 9,300
1 spongy shield = 9,400
5 spooky bindles @ 1,900 = 9,500
97 spooky eyeliner pencils @ 100 = 9,700
1 spooky lipstick = 9,702
1 spooky mushroom = 9,750
1 spooky pirate skeleton = 9,825
1 spooky shrunken head = 9,980
2 spooky sticks @ 4,990 = 9,980
5 sporks @ 1,999 = 9,995
1 square sponge pants = 9,999
1 squashed frog = 9,999
1 squeaky staff = 10,000
2 Staves of the Grand Flambé @ 5,000 = 10,000
2 stars @ 5,000 = 10,000
2 star boomerangs @ 5,000 = 10,000
2 star bucklers @ 5,000 = 10,000
2 star charts @ 5,000 = 10,000
1 star pants = 10,000
1 star shirt = 10,000
1 star spatula = 10,000
5 star starfish @ 2,000 = 10,000
2 star stilettos @ 5,000 = 10,000
6 star swords @ 1,680 = 10,080
6 starchy staves @ 1,700 = 10,200
2 piles of stench powder @ 5,194 = 10,388
3 sticks @ 3,498 = 10,494
3 sets of stick-on mini solar panels @ 3,499 = 10,497
3 sticky meat kilts @ 3,500 = 10,500
5 pairs of sticky meat pants @ 2,100 = 10,500
5 stolen accordions @ 2,100 = 10,500
54 stone frisbees @ 200 = 10,800
5 handfuls of stone wool @ 2,170 = 10,850
1 strawberry supersucker = 10,999
2 strawberyls @ 5,500 = 11,000
5 stress balls @ 2,245 = 11,225
5 stuffed angry cows @ 2,350 = 11,750
4 stuffed astral badgers @ 3,000 = 12,000
1 stuffed baby gravy fairy = 12,000
5 stuffed Baron von Ratsworths @ 2,500 = 12,500
5 stuffed cans of asparagus @ 2,530 = 12,650
5 stuffed Cheshire bittens @ 2,595 = 12,975
1 stuffed cocoabo = 13,499
1 stuffed flaming gravy fairy = 13,500
2 stuffed frozen gravy fairies @ 6,960 = 13,920
2 stuffed hand turkeys @ 7,000 = 14,000
1 stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech = 14,000
1 stuffed mind flayer = 14,000
1 stuffed scary death orb = 14,000
1 stuffed shoulder parrot = 14,499
1 stuffed sleazy gravy fairy = 14,500
2 stuffed snowy owls @ 7,406 = 14,812
1 stuffed spooky gravy fairy = 15,000
1 stuffed stinky gravy fairy = 15,000
1 stuffed teddy butler = 15,000
3 stuffed treasure chests @ 5,000 = 15,000
1 stuffed undead elbow macaroni = 15,000
1 sturdy sword hilt = 15,750
1 stylish swimsuit = 15,980
4 styrofoam crossbows @ 4,000 = 16,000
1 sucker bucket = 16,500
1 sucker hakama = 16,824
5 sucker kabutos @ 3,500 = 17,500
2 sucker scaffolds @ 8,999 = 17,998
1 sucker tachi = 18,000
8 sucky decals @ 2,300 = 18,400
1 suede shortsword = 18,900
1 Super Magic Power Sword X = 18,900
25 super-spiky hair gels @ 759 = 18,975
1 superheated fudge = 18,990
1 Supernova Champagne = 18,999
2 support cummerbunds @ 9,500 = 19,000
5 supportive bras @ 3,800 = 19,000
1 sweet ninja sword = 19,000
50 swords above inappropriate prepositions @ 387 = 19,350
1 sword of static = 19,500
1 syncopated turtle = 19,800
5 tails o' more than nine catses @ 4,000 = 20,000
2 Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)s @ 10,000 = 20,000
1 tambourine = 20,350
1 tangerine = 20,726
119 tasteful black bow ties @ 175 = 20,825
3 Tasty Fun Good rice candies @ 6,980 = 20,940
1 teddybear backpack = 21,000
10 tenderizing hammers @ 2,197 = 21,970
1 The Cooler Out of Space = 23,000
5 pairs of the Lost Glasses @ 4,700 = 23,500
49 The Necbronomicon (used)s @ 480 = 23,520
5 throwing bones @ 4,775 = 23,875
4 pairs of tighty whiteys @ 5,970 = 23,880
10 tiny balloon knives @ 2,398 = 23,980
3 tiny goth giants @ 8,000 = 24,000
1 tiny house = 24,000
4 tiny knives and forks @ 6,120 = 24,480
23 pairs of tiny maracas @ 1,075 = 24,725
5 tiny ninja swords @ 4,990 = 24,950
1 tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf = 25,000
1 tiny plastic abominable fudgeman = 25,000
1 tiny plastic Beelzebozo = 25,000
1 tiny plastic Best Game Ever = 25,000
2 tiny plastic Big Candys @ 12,500 = 25,000
1 tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar = 25,000
1 tiny plastic brainsweeper = 25,000
17 tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacites @ 1,475 = 25,075
6 tiny plastic colollilossuss @ 4,300 = 25,800
2 tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQs @ 13,250 = 26,500
28 tiny plastic Crimbo reindeers @ 1,000 = 28,000
1 tiny plastic cubist bull = 28,420
24 tiny plastic fat stack of cashs @ 1,225 = 29,400
1 tiny plastic fax machine = 29,499
3 tiny plastic fiendish cans of asparagi @ 10,000 = 30,000
7 tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry makers @ 4,400 = 30,800
1 tiny plastic Fudge Wizard = 33,000
2 tiny plastic hobo elfs @ 17,000 = 34,000
1 tiny plastic killer bee = 34,500
1 tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl = 35,965
40 tiny plastic lemon-in-the-boxen @ 975 = 39,000
2 tiny plastic Mob Penguins @ 19,999 = 39,998
20 tiny plastic Mr. Minations @ 2,000 = 40,000
1 tiny plastic mutant elf = 40,000
3 tiny plastic pastamancers @ 13,850 = 41,550
5 tiny plastic Protagonistas @ 8,500 = 42,500
5 tiny plastic smarmy pirates @ 8,500 = 42,500
2 tiny plastic spiny skeleltons @ 21,750 = 43,500
56 tiny plastic strand of DNAs @ 783 = 43,848
2 tiny plastic trollipops @ 22,250 = 44,500
9 tiny shakers of salt @ 4,980 = 44,820
1 titanium assault umbrella = 45,000
1 toast = 45,700
79 jars of toe jam @ 580 = 45,820
1 toe jam toast = 46,495
1 tofu taco = 46,900
3 tofurkey nuggets @ 16,000 = 48,000
32 tops @ 1,510 = 48,320
7 tourmalimes @ 7,888 = 55,216
99 tourmalime tourniquets @ 575 = 56,925
194 toy hoverpads @ 300 = 58,200
9 jars of traffic jam @ 6,600 = 59,400
24 slices of traffic jam toast @ 2,475 = 59,400
3 trilobite fossils @ 20,000 = 60,000
79 Trivial Avocations Cards: What? @ 797 = 62,963
1 Trivial Avocations Card: When? = 63,000
1 Trivial Avocations Card: Where? = 64,000
1 Trivial Avocations Card: Who? = 65,000
105 stacks of Trollhouse cookies @ 650 = 68,250
1 trousers of the white knight = 69,000
25 trout fangs @ 2,995 = 74,875
5 tube socks @ 15,000 = 75,000
3 Tuesday's rubies @ 25,000 = 75,000
100 turtle totems @ 760 = 76,000
5 pairs of turtle wax greaves @ 15,900 = 79,500
1 turtle wax helmet = 85,000
40 turtle wax shields @ 2,188 = 87,520
1 turtlemail breeches = 90,000
1 turtlemail coif = 91,000
5 turtling rods @ 19,000 = 95,000
5 tuxedo shirts @ 19,500 = 97,500
1 two-handed depthsword = 98,689
26 pairs of undissolvable contact lenses @ 3,800 = 98,800
1 unearthly onyx = 99,995
1 unfortunate dumplings = 99,999
1 unrefined Mountain Stream syrup = 100,000
6 unstable DNAs @ 17,999 = 107,994
7 urinal cakes @ 15,500 = 108,500
1 useless powder = 114,999
1 vampire cape = 117,730
1 vampire duck-on-a-string = 130,000
9 vampire pearl earrings @ 14,999 = 134,991
151 vampire pearl rings @ 920 = 138,920
1 velcro paddle ball = 139,900
14 vials of patchouli oil @ 9,998 = 139,972
1 vinegar = 143,700
7 vinyl shields @ 21,337 = 149,359
245 vodkas and cranberry @ 622 = 152,390
29 handfuls of volcanic ash @ 5,300 = 153,700
116 vorpal blades @ 1,400 = 162,400
2 walrus-tusk earrings @ 83,995 = 167,990
1 warm mushroom = 185,000
11 water-polo caps @ 17,000 = 187,000
5 watered-down Red Minotaurs @ 38,000 = 190,000
1 weremoose spit = 199,999
3 wet venom ducts @ 74,000 = 222,000
5 whalebone corsets @ 45,900 = 229,500
1 whimpering willow bark = 233,000
70 whisker pencils @ 3,333 = 233,310
2 whiskeys and soda @ 119,975 = 239,950
30 whiskey sours @ 8,600 = 258,000
1 white belt = 310,000
1 white chocolate and tomato pizza = 342,000
1 white picket fence = 345,000
1 white sword = 348,990
5 white whips @ 70,000 = 350,000
13 wiffle-flails @ 27,000 = 351,000
81 wind-up meatcars @ 4,475 = 362,475
1 wings of fire = 390,000
2 Wint-O-Fresh mints @ 199,900 = 399,800
257 witty rapiers @ 1,630 = 418,910
1 wonderwall shield = 433,333
1 wooden axe = 450,000
1 wooden stakes = 470,000
837 pairs of woven baling wire bracelets @ 565 = 472,905
395 wrench bracelets @ 1,465 = 578,675
1 wristwatch of the white knight = 624,999
1 yak anorak = 650,000
1 yak toupee = 750,000
52 yakskin skirts @ 16,000 = 832,000
1 yam candy = 850,000
1 yellow gummi ingot = 990,000
1 yellow polka-dot oyster egg = 999,999
38 yellow striped oyster eggs @ 31,500 = 1,197,000
210 yeti furs @ 6,500 = 1,365,000
2 yo-yo-yo @ 1,200,000 = 2,400,000
754 Ze™ goggless @ 3,315 = 2,499,510
1 Zinc Delta of Tranquility = 4,883,000
Liquid meat (eww): 9,637,056
Inventory: 8,338,303
Store: 1,244,612
Hagnk's: 0
DC: 23,405,739
Familiars: 2,174,463
Total: 44,800,173

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Zinc Delta is because there aren't many in the mall... I think mine was 'valued' at 999 million before, though it might have been one of the other war rewards.

The large amount of Ze goggles... any chance you have some in your store, display, somewhere non-standard? Networth tries to check all of them...
 
Considering modern processors are measured in how many billions of floating point operations they can perform per second, I'm not surprised you found it hard to notice the difference.

I don't suggest you try doing a billion floating point operations in ASH though, because there's a lot more than just floating point operations going on behind the scenes.
 
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