[410] The Goatlet
Encounter: Possessed Jar of Alphredo™
Strategy: /home/julian/.kolmafia/ccs/default.ccs [default]
Round 0: frodobatman wins initiative!
Round 1: Late Bird rubs its soles together, then stomps in place restlessly. Clearly, the violence it's done so far is only making it ache for some quality stomping.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
1/3 monsters drop goals here.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 1: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 1: frodobatman attacks!
Round 2: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 2: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 2: frodobatman attacks!
Round 3: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 3: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 3: frodobatman attacks!
Round 4: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 4: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 4: frodobatman attacks!
Round 5: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 5: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 5: frodobatman attacks!
Round 6: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 6: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 6: frodobatman attacks!
Round 7: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
Round 7: Late Bird boots it, then re-boots it again, for a total of 1 damage.
Round 7: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 7: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 7: frodobatman attacks!
Round 8: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
Round 8: Late Bird gives it the boot for 1 damage.
Round 8: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 8: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 8: frodobatman attacks!
Round 9: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
Round 9: Late Bird attempts to kickstart it. It doesn't get fully funded, but does do 1 damage.
Round 9: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
You lose 13 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 9: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 9: frodobatman attacks!
Round 10: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 10: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 10: frodobatman attacks!
Round 11: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
Round 11: Late Bird does a little dance on top of it, to the tune of 1 damage.
Round 11: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 11: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 11: frodobatman attacks!
Round 12: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
Round 12: Late Bird gives it some pumped-up kicks for 1 damage. Looks like it didn't run fast enough.
Round 12: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 12: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 12: frodobatman attacks!
Round 13: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 13: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 13: frodobatman attacks!
Round 14: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
You lose 16 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 14: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 14: frodobatman attacks!
Round 15: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
Round 15: Late Bird kicks it into next week, for a time-traveling 1 damage.
Round 15: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
You lose 14 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 15: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 15: frodobatman attacks!
Round 16: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
Round 16: Late Bird makes sure kicks aren't getting harder to find by kicking it for 1 damage.
Round 16: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
You lose 16 hit points
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 16: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 16: frodobatman attacks!
Round 17: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
Round 17: Late Bird attempts to kickstart it. It doesn't get fully funded, but does do 1 damage.
Round 17: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 1 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 17: frodobatman executes a macro!
Round 17: frodobatman attacks!
Round 18: possessed jar of alphredo™ takes 20 damage.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
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WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with attack with your weapon.
Round 18: frodobatman executes a macro!
Server returned response code 502 for fight.php
Round 18: frodobatman executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 19 but KoL thinks it is round 18
WHAM: Critical error: An empty macro was generated. Please report this in the WHAM thread of kolmafia.us.
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