[280] The Defiled Alcove
Encounter: modern zmobie
Strategy: /home/andreas/Dropbox/KoLMafia/ccs/WHAM.ccs [default]
Round 0: bumcheekcity loses initiative!
Round 1: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 1: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 33 hit points
ATT: 211 (94% × (30.49), death in 11)
DEF: 203 (8.8% × 39.32 (5), win in 43)
HP: 191, Value: 492.11 μ, RES: 0 (-1) (1) (-1)
WHAM: Monster HP is 191.0.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase (0μ)0μ--
Round 1: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 1: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 10 hit points
Round 2: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 2: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 2: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 2: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 12 hit points
Round 3: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 11 hit points
Round 3: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 3: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 3: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 3: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 10 hit points
Round 4: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 14 hit points
Round 4: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 4: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 31 hit points
Round 4: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 4: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 13 hit points
Round 5: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 12 hit points
Round 5: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 5: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 31 hit points
Round 5: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 5: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 18 hit points
Round 6: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 10 hit points
Round 6: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 6: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 6: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 6: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 7: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 11 hit points
Round 7: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 7: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 31 hit points
Round 7: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 7: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 8: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 9 hit points
Round 8: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 8: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 8: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 8: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 9: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 13 hit points
Round 9: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 9: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 9: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 9: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 10 hit points
Round 10: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 7 hit points
Round 10: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 10: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 11 hit points
Round 11: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 9 hit points
Round 11: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 11: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 11: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 11: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 12: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 8 hit points
Round 12: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 12: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 29 hit points
Round 12: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 12: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 20 hit points
Round 13: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 7 hit points
Round 13: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 13: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 13: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 13: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 19 hit points
Round 14: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 10 hit points
Round 14: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 14: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 29 hit points
Round 14: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 14: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 16 hit points
Round 15: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 13 hit points
Round 15: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 15: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 15: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 15: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 15 hit points
Round 16: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 10 hit points
Round 16: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 16: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 30 hit points
Round 16: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 16: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 17 hit points
Round 17: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 11 hit points
Round 17: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 17: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 33 hit points
Round 17: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 17: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 10 hit points
Round 18: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 8 hit points
Round 18: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 18: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 33 hit points
Round 18: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 18: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 19: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 11 hit points
Round 19: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 19: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 33 hit points
Round 19: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 19: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 22 hit points
Round 20: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 7 hit points
Round 20: modern zmobie takes 2 damage.
Round 20: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 29 hit points
Round 20: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 20: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 14 hit points
Round 21: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 9 hit points
Round 21: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 21: modern zmobie takes 5 damage.
You lose 33 hit points
Round 21: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 21: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 10 hit points
Round 22: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 9 hit points
Round 22: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 22: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 29 hit points
Round 22: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 22: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 12 hit points
Round 23: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 8 hit points
Round 23: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
Round 23: modern zmobie takes 4 damage.
You lose 31 hit points
Round 23: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 23: bumcheekcity casts LASAGNA BANDAGES!
You gain 11 hit points
Round 24: Gonald sees that you're hurt and licks your wounds enthusiassonately. Or maybe he just smelled the lasagna. Either way, you feel better.
You gain 11 hit points
Round 24: modern zmobie takes 1 damage.
Round 24: modern zmobie takes 3 damage.
You lose 32 hit points
Round 24: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 24: bumcheekcity casts SAUCEGEYSER!
Round 25: modern zmobie takes 378 damage.
You gain 34 hit points
You gain 7 Mana Points
Round 25: Gonald stares enchansfixed at the geyser of sauce, and begins to hum a snatch of an ancient Sauceror song. Mystical forces roible around you as you listen.
You gain 14 Mana Points
Round 25: bumcheekcity wins the fight!
After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
You gain 91 Meat
After Battle: Gonald greams happily, baring a mouthful of scarpy teeth.
You gain 22 Beefiness
You gain 22 Enchantedness
You gain 14 Chutzpah
Adjusting familiar weight by 2 pounds
WHAM: SS has finished the fight. Aborting script execution.