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height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>310</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/happy.gif alt="This monster is a Dude" title="This monster is a Dude"></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>286</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/circle.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster has no particular elemental alignment." title="This monster has no particular elemental alignment."></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>214</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/snail.gif alt="Never wins initiative" title="Never wins initiative"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"214","def":"286","off":"310"};</script></center><blockquote>Looks like you must have hit CTRL+V, because that Witchess Bishop WITH BACON!!! you had copied is here, and ready to rumble.</blockquote><center><p><p>You get the jump on him.<p><script>jQuery(function ($) { for (var i=0; i<Math.random()*6; i++) $("#monsterpic").append("<img src=\"/images/otherimages/bigbacon.png\" style=\"position: absolute; left:"+(Math.floor(Math.random()*390))+"; top:"+(Math.floor(Math.random()*190))+";\" />")});</script><div id='fightform' class='hideform'><p><center><table><a name="end"><form name=attack action=fight.php method=post><input type=hidden name=action value="attack"><tr><td align=center><input id='tack' picurl=mayowhip onclick="return killforms(this)" class=button type=submit value="Attack with your miracle whip"></td></tr></form></a><form name=useitem action=fight.php 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>Maximum Chill (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="37" picurl="wink" >Inappropriate Backrub (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="36" picurl="greasebolt" >Grease Lightning (120 Mana Points)</option><option value="32" picurl="egg" >Eggsplosion (120 Mana Points)</option><option value="33" picurl="blooddrops" >Mudbath (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="42" picurl="tombstone" >Raise Backup Dancer (120 Mana Points)</option><option value="43" picurl="creepysleepy" >Creepy Lullaby (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="55" picurl="volcmeteor" >Volcanometeor Showeruption (0 Mana Points)</option><option value="56" picurl="coffeecup" >Wassail (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="57" picurl="vortex" >Toynado (120 Mana Points)</option><option value="61" picurl="wink" >Offensive Joke (15 Mana Points)</option><option value="79" picurl="tattle" >Tattle (7 Mana Points)</option><option value="84" picurl="corclubcor" >Silent Slam (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="85" picurl="blooddrops" >Silent Squirt (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="86" picurl="soulknife" >Silent Slice (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="110" picurl="junkjagged" >Shrap (0 Mana Points)</option><option value="117" picurl="rrainbow" >Belch The Rainbow (5 Mana Points)</option><option value="131" picurl="garbagenova" >Garbage Nova (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="143" picurl="firefoot" >Firegate (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="148" picurl="teeth" >Frost Bite (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="150" picurl="snokebomb" >Snokebomb (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="92" picurl="upsideturtle" >Club Earth (50 Mana Points)</option><option value="93" picurl="pasta" >Carbohydrate Cudgel (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="94" picurl="splattersmash" >Splattersmash (25 Mana Points)</option><option value="97" picurl="turtleini" >Turtleini (35 Mana Points)</option><option value="98" picurl="sauceshell" >Sauceshell (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="99" picurl="whispers" >Conspiratorial Whispers (25 Mana Points)</option><option value="102" picurl="shadownoodles" >Shadow Noodles (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="104" picurl="splashdance" >Splashdance (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="1022" picurl="clobber" >Clobber (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="1023" picurl="hookspear" >Harpoon! (30 Mana Points)</option><option value="1004" picurl="club2" >Lunge Smack (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="1003" picurl="club" >Thrust-Smack (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="1033" picurl="clubfoot" >Club Foot (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="1005" picurl="cudgel" >Lunging Thrust-Smack (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="1038" picurl="northernexp" >Northern Explosion (16 Mana Points)</option><option value="2022" picurl="ssnapper" >Spectral Snapper (20 Mana Points)</option><option value="2023" picurl="toss" >Toss (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="2024" picurl="leviatuga" >Summon Leviatuga (40 Mana Points)</option><option value="2003" picurl="headbutt" >Headbutt (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="2028" picurl="shellup" >Shell Up (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="2032" picurl="spiritsnap" >Spirit Snap (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="2015" picurl="kneebutt" >Kneebutt (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="3019" picurl="fearfulfet" >Fearful Fettucini (16 Mana Points)</option><option value="3020" picurl="line" >Spaghetti Spear (0 Mana Points)</option><option value="3022" picurl="candypile" >Candyblast (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="3023" picurl="scharm" >Stringozzi Serpent (8 Mana Points)</option><option value="3003" picurl="ravshurikens" >Ravioli Shurikens (2 Mana Points)</option><option value="3004" picurl="entnoodles" >Entangling Noodles (3 Mana Points)</option><option value="3009" picurl="lasbandage" >Lasagna Bandages (6 Mana Points)</option><option value="3005" picurl="pastacannon" selected>Cannelloni Cannon (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="3007" picurl="stuffshell" >Stuffed Mortar Shell (4 Mana Points)</option><option value="3008" picurl="ironspoon" >Weapon of the Pastalord (16 Mana Points)</option><option value="4020" picurl="salsaball" >Salsaball (1 Mana Point)</option><option value="4022" picurl="icingsurge" >Surge of Icing (10 Mana Points)</option><option value="4023" picurl="cheesestorm" >Käsesoßesturm (10 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