[1111] The Marinara Trench
Encounter: diving belle
Strategy: C:\My Dropbox\KolMafia\ccs\default.ccs [default]
Round 0: --- wins initiative!
Round 1: --- executes a macro!
Round 1: --- tries to steal an item!
Round 2: --- executes a macro!
Round 2: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 3: diving belle takes 8 damage.
Round 3: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 4: diving belle takes 11 damage.
Round 4: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 5: diving belle takes 18 damage.
Round 5: --- executes a macro!
Round 5: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 6: diving belle takes 8 damage.
Round 6: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 7: diving belle takes 14 damage.
You lose 83 hit points
Round 7: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 8: diving belle takes 5 damage.
Round 8: Cuddles rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes her with it for 46 damage.
Round 8: diving belle takes 46 damage.
Round 8: --- executes a macro!
Round 8: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 9: diving belle takes 7 damage.
Round 9: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 10: diving belle takes 11 damage.
Round 10: Cuddles drops a week-old strip of bacon down your opponent's back, doing 66 damage from the stench.
Round 10: diving belle takes 66 damage.
Round 10: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 11: diving belle takes 10 damage.
Round 11: --- executes a macro!
Round 11: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 12: diving belle takes 6 damage.
Round 12: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 13: diving belle takes 15 damage.
Round 13: Cuddles shouts, "last one out is a rotten egg," then throws a rotten egg at her. She takes 70 damage from the stench.
Round 13: diving belle takes 70 damage.
Round 13: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 14: diving belle takes 6 damage.
Round 14: --- executes a macro!
Round 14: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 15: diving belle takes 7 damage.
Round 15: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 16: diving belle takes 11 damage.
Round 16: Cuddles drops a week-old strip of bacon down your opponent's back, doing 72 damage from the stench.
Round 16: diving belle takes 72 damage.
Round 16: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 17: diving belle takes 6 damage.
Round 17: Cuddles throws an M-80 at her, hitting her for 70 points of explosive hot damage.
Round 17: diving belle takes 70 damage.
Round 17: --- executes a macro!
Round 17: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 18: diving belle takes 10 damage.
Round 18: Cuddles shouts, "last one out is a rotten egg," then throws a rotten egg at her. She takes 48 damage from the stench.
Round 18: diving belle takes 48 damage.
Round 18: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 19: diving belle takes 11 damage.
Round 19: Cuddles gives her a good ol' fashion Indian Rugburn. Which is probably a Native American Rugburn, these days. She takes 48 damage from the friction-induced heat.
Round 19: diving belle takes 48 damage.
Round 19: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 20: diving belle takes 10 damage.
Round 20: --- executes a macro!
Round 20: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 21: diving belle takes 10 damage.
Round 21: Cuddles eats a clove of garlic (wait, what's garlic?) and breathes a toxic cloud into her face for 66 damage.
Round 21: diving belle takes 66 damage.
Round 21: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 22: diving belle takes 14 damage.
Round 22: --- casts RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Round 23: diving belle takes 5 damage.
Round 23: --- executes a macro!
Round 23: --- casts BREAK IT ON DOWN!
Round 24: diving belle takes 6 damage.
Round 24: --- casts POP AND LOCK IT!
Round 25: diving belle takes 15 damage.
Round 25: Cuddles rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes her with it for 70 damage.
Round 25: diving belle takes 70 damage.
Round 25: --- wins the fight!
After Battle: Cuddles does a little shimmy-and-shake to celebrate your victory. It's a little skanky, even if you're into fish. Not that I'm into fish.Cuddles holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: salinated mint julep
A dolphin stole: diving muff
You gain 20 Beefiness
You gain 30 Magicalness
You gain 65 Chutzpah