bumcheekcend.ash - A zero setup semi-automated ascension script!

The stone rose is precisely why the script adventures in the oasis twice each time rather than only adventuring once. You only posted one oasis adventure, so maybe you modified that part to try to save turncount. Or maybe you had a semirare into superlikely. But the important part of your log is the adventure just before the stone rose.
 
Whoa, let's back up. The script does not ever adventure twice in the oasis, and I have not modified it outside of BumSeMan. Here's the log from The Shore to the stone rose.
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[981] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
Took choice 793/3: Moxie Vacation
choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=3&pwd
You lose 3 Adventures
You spent 500 Meat
You gain 108 Sarcasm
You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip

trading 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 UV-resistant compass
You acquire an item: UV-resistant compass
> BCC: Oasis doesn't appear - let's spend ten adventures.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
unequip acc2
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0

cast 1 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5)

buy 5 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 110 Meat
You acquire hair spray (5)

use 5 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15)

cast 1 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5)
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[984] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 82 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 86 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 57 Meat
You acquire an item: ant agonist
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (1)

[985] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 74 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 79 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 5: rock scorpion takes 77 damage.
Round 5: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 250 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm

[986] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 80 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 79 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 28 Meat
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah

[987] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
You gain 25 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 91 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 76 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 128 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

[988] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 82 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 85 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 187 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah

[989] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: A Sietch in Time
Took choice 805/1: Whoops.
choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip pants Boss Bat britches

equip acc1 eXtreme mittens

equip acc2 eXtreme mittens
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0

cast 1 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5)
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[989] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 90 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 84 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 182 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm

[990] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 84 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 195 Meat
You acquire an item: centipede eggs
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page

[991] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 83 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 84 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 213 Meat
You acquire an item: scorpion whip
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness

[992] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 89 damage.
Round 3: You lose 20 hit points
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 90 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 31 Meat
You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)

[993] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 85 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 135 Meat
You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip hat Mohawk wig

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0

cast 1 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (5)

buy 5 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 110 Meat
You acquire hair spray (5)

use 5 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15)
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

cast 5 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (25)

[994] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[995] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: ant agonist
You gain 26 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 86 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 84 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 63 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 31 Chutzpah

[996] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 81 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 5: cactuary takes 84 damage.
Round 5: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 128 Meat
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)

[997] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 82 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 252 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm

[998] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 87 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 88 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 171 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)

[999] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 80 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 87 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 33 Meat
You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

cast 8 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (40)

[1000] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1001] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
You gain 25 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 86 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 84 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 135 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 30 Sarcasm
> Checking counters now.
> A Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler is currently selling for 13,000 meat .

[1002] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
Encounter: All The Rave
You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
> If I ate even a fortune cookie I'd burst! Remember to eat a fortune cookie when the tummy is emptier.
> 3 vials of scented massage oil are currently selling for 4,790 meat  each.

[1003] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 87 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 29 Meat
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)

[1004] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 100 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 86 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 63 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm

[1005] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 84 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 81 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 139 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 28 Roguishness
You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page

[1006] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 85 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 90 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 72 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
You acquire an effect: Prestidigysfunction (1)
After Battle: You lose 34 hit points
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

cast 12 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (60)

[1007] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1008] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 81 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 80 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 312 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 35 Cheek

cast 4 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (20)

[1009] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 83 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 228 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm

[1010] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 84 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 80 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 226 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
You gain a Moxie point!

[1011] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
You gain 28 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 86 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 89 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 29 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm

[1012] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, beehive and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 82 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 87 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 131 Meat
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0

buy 5 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 110 Meat
You acquire hair spray (5)

use 5 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15)
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1013] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1014] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 97 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 89 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 58 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 37 Sarcasm

[1015] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 87 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 80 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 250 Meat
You acquire an item: scorpion whip
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek

[1016] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 30 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 87 damage.
Round 3: You lose 19 hit points
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 87 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 263 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah

[1017] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
You gain 28 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 83 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 84 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 32 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 26 Roguishness

[1018] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 90 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 89 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 208 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1019] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1020] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 88 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 235 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness

[1021] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 30 Meat.
Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 91 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 97 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 53 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 35 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

[1022] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 28 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 89 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 86 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 127 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm

[1023] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 91 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 91 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 63 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek

[1024] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: bronzed locust
You gain 29 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 98 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 88 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 31 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 31 Cheek
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0

buy 5 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 110 Meat
You acquire hair spray (5)

use 5 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15)
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1025] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1026] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 89 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 92 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 189 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm

[1027] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: ant agonist
You gain 29 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 89 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 90 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 70 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah

[1028] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 25 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 88 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 257 Meat
You acquire an item: scorpion whip
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm

[1029] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
You gain 29 Meat.
Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 85 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 89 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 123 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm

[1030] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 104 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: swarm of fire ants takes 91 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 53 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

cast 7 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (35)

[1031] The Oasis
Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon accord ion

equip off-hand UV-resistant compass

equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.

familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

[1032] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: giant cactus quill
You gain 29 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 84 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 85 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 122 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
You gain a Moxie point!

[1033] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 88 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: giant giant giant centipede takes 91 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 198 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm

[1034] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 87 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 82 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 245 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek

[1035] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 27 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 84 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 90 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 33 Meat
You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness

[1036] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: rock scorpion
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 4-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and beehive.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: rock scorpion takes 83 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: rock scorpion takes 86 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 254 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
> BCC: Getting ultrahydrated and then getting Gnasir to appear.
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing 'items'

maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 151 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, items -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers

equip weapon magilaser blastercannon

equip acc3 observational glasses
> Checking for familiar 'jumpsuited hound dog' where x=1
> Checking for familiar 'Pair of Stomping Boots' where x=2

familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (25 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10

cast 7 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (35)

[1037] The Oasis
Encounter: All Across the Sands
You acquire an item: stone rose
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'
 
Hmm... looks like you never officially unlocked Gnasir despite having more than 10 adventures there. Not sure if it's because of some funky path you're on, some text mangling, or what, but I don't know what exactly went on there for you. But we'll throw in an extra ultrahydrated check during the Gnasir unlocking run.
 
Anyways, I made it so that it should repeat adventure in the Oasis until ultrahydrated. Also, it should only adventure twice in the Oasis post-unlock until you actually get the rose and hand it in to Gnasir, which should save 2-3 adventures per run.
 
Sauceror. 2016 HC Standard. Got to the tower registration desk and stopped with a message about not having enough MP to cast Soul Rotation. Since there was 100 Soulsauce and 300+ MP it is not clear why it stopped because of that. I manually cast it and restarted and things went to completion.
 
Oh yeah, script no longer seems to want to get the Epic Weapon. If that is deliberate then perhaps a message if bcasc_getLEW is true to the effect that bcca will no longer get the EW, hence it can't get the LEW.
 
It gets the LEW just fine. Just get the EW yourself. It's called get LEW, not get EW.
When I feel like doing basement or soda runs, I run Rinn's Wizard of Ego script to get there. If you get yourself an EW, it'll get your LEW. But that's on you now. Which was noted several pages back. Though with well over five thousand posts, it makes sense that caveat would have been lost.

Not sure why mafia failed on use_skill and told you that it didn't have enough when it did, but we'd need to know precisely what it wanted to do to even start to guess as to why it might have failed.
 
I think the decision to not do the EW, but do the LEW if the EW has been obtained external to the script is at odds with the origins of BCCA to do automated ascensions but I will try and remember that is The Way It Is and will eat the crow when I forget and complain again and get referred back to this posit. I will make a Feature request that the script emit a warning if bcasc_getLEW is true so that the user will know the script will not get the LEW unless the EW is obtained from "outside" of the script.

I reported it here because the Tower code is comparatively new and it was possibly that it contained some error checking. If the finger is being pointed at use_skill then I will look there. Thanks.
 
fronobulax said:
I think the decision to not do the EW, but do the LEW if the EW has been obtained external to the script is at odds with the origins of BCCA to do automated ascensions but I will try and remember that is The Way It Is and will eat the crow when I forget and complain again and get referred back to this posit. I will make a Feature request that the script emit a warning if bcasc_getLEW is true so that the user will know the script will not get the LEW unless the EW is obtained from "outside" of the script.
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Yes and no. It's automated, but not fully automated. It won't eat for you. There are many many optimizations that if you want to do to save turncount, you need to do externally. It's a semi-automated ascension script, like it says in the title.

I reported it here because the Tower code is comparatively new and it was possibly that it contained some error checking. If the finger is being pointed at use_skill then I will look there. Thanks.
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Well, use_skill is where it failed. As to why it failed... not entirely sure. But I did reduce how many turns it wanted for the boosts during the contests down to a single turn, since contest registration doesn't actually take any turns. Hopefully that will fix the problem, but not sure.
 
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I notice the script doesn't use Disco Fever (+10% Moxie and +10 Ranged Damage, 10 adv, 10 mp), which is causing quite a bit of unnecessary leveling. Is this intended?
 
It uses all the others I have. This is what happens when you focus mainly on passive skills :)

Is the recommended course of action to stop the script and manually cast the buff, or to poke at the level up code myself? Or some other alternative?
 
Or, y'know, telling the script not to try to level for safe mainstat. Since safe mainstat doesn't actually work and BCA was originally written as a moxie-only script. It's still useful-ish if you're muscle or moxie, but utterly useless if running myst.
 
Having a problem using BBC for a beanslinger run: using r16828, I get 25 rounds of

Code: 
518] Twin Peak
KoLmafia thinks it is round 25 but KoL thinks it is round 1
KoLmafia thinks it is round 26 but KoL thinks it is round 1
BCC: Run_Combat() is using consultMyst.

and then it stops. I definitely have it set to use my normal CCS during Myst runs. Any thoughts?
 
Don't use consultMyst? Or post more about what it did so that we can try to detect where it's using consultMyst at odds to your settings. But what you posted doesn't show anything besides that it's trying to use a hardcoded list of skills that will never work.
 
Ok, cool. How do I turn that off? There's nothing in the Mafia wiki or the bumcheekascend relay options that talks about it. I thought it might be the "bcasc_doMystAsCCS" option, but definitely not.
 
Well, you want doMystAsCCS as true, not false. You want Mysticality to run as your custom combat script. And then you want to make sure your CCS is actually good.
 
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