cast 7 Moxie of the Mariachi
You acquire an effect: Mariachi Mood (35)
[1037] The Oasis
Encounter: All Across the Sands
You acquire an item: stone rose
> BCC: Preparing Food (Have 1 Reagent Pastas)
> BCC: Preparing Booze (Have 2 SCC and 2 ACC)
> BCC: Maximizing '+equip UV-resistant compass'
maximize 0 beeosity, mainstat 156 max, .25 item power, weapon damage, ranged damage, +effective -10 ml +moxie experience +0.5 mp regen min +0.5 mp regen max, .5 hp, +equip UV-resistant compass -equip hilarious comedy prop 0.0 random monster modifiers
equip weapon accord ion
equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
equip acc3 pirate fledges
> BCC: Switching Familiar for General Use
> BCC: Using a default stat familiar.
familiar Smiling Rat (30 lbs)
> BCC: Nothing to fax according to whatShouldIFax
mcd 0
> BCC: We should set the MCD if we can.
> BCC: We CAN set the MCD.
mcd 10
[1038] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 88 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: plaque of locusts takes 87 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 31 Meat
You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Barking Dogs (1)
After Battle: You lose 24 hit points
[1039] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: handful of sand
You gain 28 Meat.
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 90 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 90 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 137 Meat
You acquire an item: giant cactus quill
You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
You acquire an effect: Sunburned (1)
After Battle: You lose 21 hit points
[1040] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 96 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: giant giant giant centipede takes 86 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 206 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
You acquire an effect: Majorly Poisoned (1)
After Battle: You lose 22 hit points
use 1 anti-anti-antidote
buy 1 anti-anti-antidote for 28 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 28 Meat
You acquire an item: anti-anti-antidote
[1041] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: plaque of locusts
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 86 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: plaque of locusts takes 87 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 32 Meat
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 32 Chutzpah
You acquire an effect: Majorly Poisoned (1)
After Battle: You lose 14 hit points
use 1 anti-anti-antidote
buy 1 anti-anti-antidote for 28 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 28 Meat
You acquire an item: anti-anti-antidote
[1042] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: cactuary
Round 0: schizophoenix wins initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix tries to steal an item!
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 2: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: cactuary takes 87 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 4: cactuary takes 83 damage.
Round 4: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 150 Meat
You acquire an item: cactus fruit
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
You acquire an effect: Barking Dogs (1)
After Battle: You lose 15 hit points
buy 5 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
You spent 110 Meat
You acquire hair spray (5)
use 5 hair spray
You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (15)
[1043] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Encounter: swarm of fire ants
Round 0: schizophoenix loses initiative!
> WHAM: Running SmartStasis
> WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
> WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with attack with your weapon, attack with your weapon and attack with your weapon.
Round 1: schizophoenix executes a macro!
Round 1: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 92 damage.
Round 2: schizophoenix attacks!
Round 3: swarm of fire ants takes 92 damage.
Round 3: schizophoenix wins the fight!
You gain 61 Meat
You acquire an item: handful of sand
After Battle: XD smiles at you. His smile is infectious (rats are a common vector for that sort of thing) and you can't help but grin a little yourself. (+8 Stats)
After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!