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<centeR><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>The Armory and Leggery</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table width=80%><tr><td valign=top><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/kurtnrod.gif width=60 height=100 alt="Kurt 'n Rod, the Armorer and Leggerer, Respectively" title="Kurt 'n Rod, the Armorer and Leggerer, Respectively"></td><td valign=top><center><b>Kurt 'n Rod, the Armorer and Leggerer, Respectively</b></center><p>"Hey, what are you lookin' at?<p>Just kidding. Don't worry, we've heard 'em all. All the jokes, all the questions. Questions like 'How do you make all this gear with no arms or legs?'<p>Anyway, what can we get for you? Or, umm, what can you get for yourself?"
<p><center><form action=shop.php><input type=hidden name=whichshop value=armory><input type=hidden name=action value=talk><input type=submit class=button value="The sign says there's a sale?"></form></center></td></tr></table><form name=bigform action=shop.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85><input type=hidden name=whichshop value="armory"><input type=hidden name=action value=buyitem><br><table cellspacing=2 cellpadding=0><tr><td></td><td colspan=2 align=center><b>Item:</b> (click for description)</td><td colspan=10 align=center><b>Price:</b></td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 align=center>— <b><!--0-->Melee Weapons</b> —</td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr rel="634"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whip.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(353896186)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(353896186)'><b>cool whip</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>28</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=487&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="21"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/katana.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(196360308)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(196360308)'><b>sweet ninja sword</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>47</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=490&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1465"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/suee.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(294855220)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(294855220)'><b>suede shortsword</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>285</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=466&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1467"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/25staff.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(325365981)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(325365981)'><b>25-meat staff</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>498</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=468&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1466"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bokuto.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(578565532)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(578565532)'><b>bamboo bokuto</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>712</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=467&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1468"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/depthsword.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(547897824)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(547897824)'><b>two-handed depthsword</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>855</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=469&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1469"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/billbec.gif" class=hand 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rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=685&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="8140"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/reamer.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(579661202)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(579661202)'><b>crystalline reamer</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>498</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=686&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="8141"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/grater.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(695896449)'></td><td valign=center><a 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rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=471&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1472"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/knobsack.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(240242422)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(240242422)'><b>sack of doorknobs</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>783</b> </td><td></td><td> &nnbsp;</td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=473&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1473"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/ballnchain.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(307219214)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(307219214)'><b>lucky ball-and-chain</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>926</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=474&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1474"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/catapult.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(415856720)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(415856720)'><b>automatic catapult</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>1,068</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=475&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 align=center>— <b><!--2-->Hats</b> —</td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr rel="33"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/snorkel.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(135595861)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(135595861)'><b>snorkel</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>28</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=488&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="20"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/derby.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(644460624)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(644460624)'><b>Kentucky-style derby</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>47</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=486&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1475"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/pentacorn.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(750653101)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(750653101)'><b>pentacorn hat</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>285</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=476&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1476"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/plumehelm.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(193634363)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(193634363)'><b>goofily-plumed helmet</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>498</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=477&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1477"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hardhat.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(580146957)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(580146957)'><b>yellow plastic hard hat</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>641</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=478&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1478"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bowlhelm.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(359474761)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(359474761)'><b>wooden salad bowl</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>855</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=479&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1479"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/fballhelm.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(961239745)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(961239745)'><b>football helmet</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>1,068</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=480&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="9011"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/fishinhat.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(717158743)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(717158743)'><b>fishin' hat</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>9,500</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=818&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 align=center>— <b><!--3-->Pants</b> —</td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr rel="22"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/boxers.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(683777017)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(683777017)'><b>studded leather boxer shorts</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>47</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=489&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1480"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/monokini.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(122251510)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(122251510)'><b>chain-mail monokini</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>213</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=481&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1481"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/mailpants.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(174384062)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(174384062)'><b>union scalemail pants</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>356</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=482&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1482"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/platepants.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(413652134)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(413652134)'><b>paper-plate-mail pants</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>570</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=483&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1483"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/troutpiece.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(236081433)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(236081433)'><b>troutpiece</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>783</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=484&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="1484"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/alphapants.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(143373243)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(143373243)'><b>alpha-mail pants</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Meat" title="Meat"></td><td><b>997</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=485&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 align=center>— <b>2015 Standard Gear (Hardcore)</b> —</td></tr><tr><td colspan=14 height=1 bgcolor=black> </td></tr><tr rel="7991"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/porcbaton.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(673638222)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(673638222)'><b>porcelain police baton</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bakebits.gif width=30 height=30 onClick='javascript:descitem(168333481)' alt="bakelite bits" title="bakelite bits"></td><td><b>1</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=810&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="7992"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/porcpants.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(307429812)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(307429812)'><b>porcelain plus-fours</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bakebits.gif width=30 height=30 onClick='javascript:descitem(168333481)' alt="bakelite bits" title="bakelite bits"></td><td><b>1</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=811&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="7993"><td valign=center></td><td><img 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src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bakebits.gif width=30 height=30 onClick='javascript:descitem(168333481)' alt="bakelite bits" title="bakelite bits"></td><td><b>1</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td valign=center><input class="button doit multibuy " type=button rel='shop.php?whichshop=armory&action=buyitem&quantity=1&whichrow=813&pwd=049aec20d095e41661f2f6ae5a46be85' value='Buy'></td></tr><tr rel="7995"><td valign=center></td><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/porcpelegrine.gif" class=hand onClick='javascript:descitem(903658041)'></td><td valign=center><a onClick='javascript:descitem(903658041)'><b>porcelain pelerine</b> </a></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bakebits.gif width=30 height=30 onClick='javascript:descitem(168333481)' alt="bakelite bits" title="bakelite bits"></td><td><b>1</b> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> </td><td></td><td> 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