I hope you really want them, because you will get them now. I'm gonna put you into my OCD data so you get all my procrastination potions at the end of every ascension.
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[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Name in Game[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Other Alias?[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Why they are Awesome[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]What they collect[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Holatuwol[/TD][TD]shwei[/TD]
[TD]Created KoLmafia[/TD]
[TD]9-ball, stuffed cocoabo[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Veracity[/TD][TD]veracity0[/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]rubber emo roe, rubber WWtNSD? bracelet, Tuesday's ruby[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Roippi[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]procrastination potion[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]fronobulax[/TD][TD]jaadams5[/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia dev and scripter[/TD]
[TD]evil golden arch[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]boxwhore[/TD][TD]fewyn[/TD]
[TD]maintains forums, wiki and daily builds[/TD]
[TD]box[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]mskc[/TD][TD]matt.chugg[/TD]
[TD]Maintains the mafia updates feed[/TD]
[TD]useless powder[/TD]
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[TD]DoctorRotelle[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]Lots of data entry[/TD]
[TD]canopic jar[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]zarqon[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]Writes Lots of Scripts[/TD]
[TD]
All the Bats[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Bale[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]Writes Lots of Scripts[/TD]
[TD]stuffed Hodgman[/TD]
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And here are some people who don't collect anything I know of, but I'd like to mention anyway in the hope they'll tell us.
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[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Name in Game[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Other Alias?[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]Why they are Awesome[/TD]
[TD="class: optiontitle, bgcolor: #7B68EE"]What they collect[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Seventh[/TD][TD]jasonharper[/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]
Emblem of Ak'gyxoth[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]slyz[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]???[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Lostcalpolydude[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]???[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Grotfang[/TD][TD][/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]???[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Rinn[/TD][TD]kirchoffjosephp[/TD]
[TD]KoLmafia developer[/TD]
[TD]???[/TD]
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