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<Center><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Daily Loathing Ballot</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><form method="post" action="choice.php"><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="snip" /><input type="hidden" name="option" value="1" /><input type="hidden" name="whichchoice" value="1331" /><b>Kingdom-Wide Ballot</b><br /><small>Vote today for tomorrow's leader!</small><p><input type='radio' name='g' value='1' /> <b>Master Phoebe Lane</b> - The Scions of Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal are dedicated to creating the conditions necessary for their totally benevolent god to break through into our dimension, which will be pleasant and fun for everybody.<br><blockquote>"The Book of Smiling Teeth prophesizes that the Good and Normal One will arrive to the sound of a great hissing, with a great many of his limbless children writhing along the ground. So we figure he likes snakes? Everyone loves snakes, they're really cool, right? Snakes for everybody!"</blockquote><p><input type='radio' name='g' value='2' /> <b>Agent John Howard, Federal Dept. of Authentication</b> - The Bureau of Efficient Government is dedicated to making the Kingdom's government operate in a more efficient manner, by streamlining and removing redundancy and inefficiency in the Kingdom's government.<br><blockquote>"Distribution of necessary medical care is one of the largest sources of waste and inefficiency in our government. If elected, I will distribute all the medications for all known diseases simultaneously, in the water supply. The benefits are obvious."</blockquote><p><hr><b>Local Initiatives</b><br /><small>Your local budget only supports <i>two</i> projects.</small><p><label><input type="checkbox" name="local[]" value="0" class="locals" /> Distracting noises broadcast through compulsory teeth-mounted radio receivers.<br /><span style="display: inline-block; margin-left: 2em; padding-bottom: 1em; color: blue">-3 Stats Per Fight</span><br /></label><label><input type="checkbox" name="local[]" value="1" class="locals" /> Municipal journaling initiative.<br /><span style="display: inline-block; margin-left: 2em; padding-bottom: 1em; color: blue">+3 Stats Per Fight</span><br /></label><label><input type="checkbox" name="local[]" value="2" class="locals" /> A chicken in every pot!<br /><span style="display: inline-block; margin-left: 2em; padding-bottom: 1em; color: blue">+30% Food Drops from Monsters</span><br /></label><label><input type="checkbox" name="local[]" value="3" class="locals" /> All forms of deodorant are now illegal.<br /><span style="display: inline-block; margin-left: 2em; padding-bottom: 1em; color: blue">+10 <font color=green>Stench Damage</font></span><br /></label><center><input type="submit" value="Rock the Vote!" class="button" id="vote" /></center></form><p><form method="post" action="choice.php"><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="snip" /><input type="hidden" name="option" value="2" /><input type="hidden" name="whichchoice" value="1331" /><center><input type="submit" value="Vote Later" class="button" /></center></form></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
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