At an unknown date around September 8, 2013, the name of this item was changed. It used to be called junk-mail pants, and had this description:
Do you need a bigger sword? Are you interested in refinancing your Newbiesport tent? Do you want to see hot co-ed Knob Goblins churning butter?
Neither does anyone else. That's why all the junk-mail in the Kingdom ends up being made into pants. Just be careful of papercuts when you put these on, and don't forget to forward them to all of your friends so your wish will come true.