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Huzzah! Now we get to spade our butts offJick said:August 24
A new Hidden City has been found beneath the ruins of the old Hidden City, which mysteriously burned to the ground.
			
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							Huzzah! Now we get to spade our butts offJick said:August 24
A new Hidden City has been found beneath the ruins of the old Hidden City, which mysteriously burned to the ground.
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6724	exotic jungle fruit	953800707	junglefruit.gif	food	t,d	88
exotic jungle fruit	1	6	good	0	0	0	0
exotic jungle fruit	Effect: "Full of Fruit, Yourself", Effect Duration: 25
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6683	book of matches	204360525	matchbook.gif	usable, combat	t,d	80
# book of matches
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6705	jungle floor wax	998043435	balm.gif	food	t,d	135
jungle floor wax	2	6	good	0	0	0	0
# jungle floor wax
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6706	smirking shrunken head	215791428	smirkhead.gif	offhand	t,d	180
smirking shrunken head	0	Mys: 70
# smirking shrunken head: Deals <font color=gray>Spooky Damage</font> every round
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6713	adder	784906937	adder.gif	none, combat	t,d	80
# adder
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6714	short calculator	512565355	littlecalculator.gif	none, combat	t,d	115
# short calculator
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6689	McClusky file (page 1)	173767656	document.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (page 1)
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6707	colorful toad	232716911	squashfrog.gif	usable	t,d	111
colorful toad	Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 10
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6709	attorney's badge	917730352	lawyerbadge.gif	accessory	t,d	152
attorney's badge	0	Mys: 70
# attorney's badge: OBJECTION!
attorney's badge	Single Equip
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6710	pygmy briefs	513282788	briefs.gif	pants	t,d	160
pygmy briefs	165	Mox: 67
pygmy briefs	Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
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6690	McClusky file (page 2)	424792331	document.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (page 2)
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6704	short-handled mop	851692528	littlemop.gif	weapon	t,d	170
short-handled mop	165	Mus: 0	1-handed 
short-handled mop	Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
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6691	McClusky file (page 3)	469377181	document.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (page 3)
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6708	crude voodoo doll	173697387	crudevoodoo.gif	none, combat	t,d	99
# crude voodoo doll
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6692	McClusky file (page 4)	157265478	whitecard.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (page 4)
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6697	moss-covered stone sphere	603805416	ss_mossy.gif	none	q	0
# moss-covered stone sphere
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6693	McClusky file (page 5)	621834343	document.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (page 5)
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6711	short writ of habeas corpus	631068475	shortwrit.gif	none, combat	t,d	75
# short writ of habeas corpus
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6718	compression stocking	266431523	compsock.gif	accessory	t,d	140
compression stocking	0	Mys: 65
compression stocking	Maximum MP: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
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6696	bowling ball	844182246	bball.gif	none, combat	t,d	155
# bowling ball
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6685	head mirror	649073188	headmirror.gif	accessory	t,d	175
head mirror	0	Mys: 62
# head mirror: Makes you look like a doctor
head mirror	Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
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6719	midriff scrubs	324141695	midriff.gif	shirt	t,d	130
midriff scrubs	160	Mus: 65
midriff scrubs	Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +20
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6684	surgical mask	236354962	surgmask.gif	accessory	t,d	145
surgical mask	0	Mys: 62
# surgical mask: Makes you look like a doctor
surgical mask	Maximum MP: +40
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6679	antique machete	336540829	machetwo.gif	weapon	t,d	120
antique machete	155	Mus: 62	1-handed sword
antique machete	Muscle Percent: +5
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6701	stone triangle	657646651	tristone.gif	none	q	0
# stone triangle
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6688	bloodied surgical dungarees	910126759	bloodyshorts.gif	pants	t,d	145
bloodied surgical dungarees	155	Mox: 62
# bloodied surgical dungarees: Makes you look like a gross doctor
bloodied surgical dungarees	MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
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6716	bag of pygmy blood	651126112	energyiv.gif	usable	t,d	95
bag of pygmy blood	Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
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6698	dripping stone sphere	208568141	ss_dripping.gif	none	q	0
# dripping stone sphere
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6712	bone abacus	675213302	boneabacus.gif	offhand	t,d	50
bone abacus	0	Mys: 5
# bone abacus: Helps you track your progress
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6694	boring binder clip	222473088	binderclip.gif	usable	q	0
# boring binder clip
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6695	McClusky file (complete)	633391537	documents.gif	none	q	0
# McClusky file (complete)
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6699	crackling stone sphere	129950796	ss_crackle.gif	none	q	0
# crackling stone sphere
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6721	cold water bottle	959705030	coolbag.gif	hat	t,d	175
cold water bottle	160	Mox: 65
cold water bottle	Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +2
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6722	pygmy phone number	771989532	phonenum.gif	usable	t,d	86
pygmy phone number	Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 15
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6703	imitation White Russian	116179552	whiterussian.gif	food	t,d	85
imitation white russian	2	6	good	0	0	0	0
# imitation White Russian
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6700	scorched stone sphere	605581415	ss_scorched.gif	none	q	0
# scorched stone sphere
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6687	surgical apron	235302729	bloodyapron.gif	shirt	t,d	140
surgical apron	155	Mus: 62
# surgical apron: Makes you look like a gross doctor
surgical apron	Damage Reduction: 6
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6686	half-size scalpel	551305986	miniscalpel.gif	weapon	t,d	160
half-size scalpel	155	Mus: 62	1-handed knife
# half-size scalpel: Makes you look like a doctor
half-size scalpel	Weapon Damage Percent: +10
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6720	pill cup	618883795	pillcup.gif	usable	t,d	79
pill cup	Effect: "Pill Party!", Effect Duration: 30
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6715	blood-pressure cuff	604339447	bpcuff.gif	accessory	t,d	137
blood-pressure cuff	0	Mys: 65
blood-pressure cuff	Maximum HP: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10
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6717	tongue depressor	133442000	popstick.gif	none, combat	t,d	105
# tongue depressor
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6702	tiny bowler	631717654	tinybowler.gif	familiar	t,d	95
# tiny bowler: Lets your familiar bowl
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6723	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	582753886	boozetoken.gif	usable	t,d	160
# gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
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1348	Once-Cursed	curse1.gif	a431a6af64d18d15a649c9932a225b9f
Once-Cursed	Muscle: -10, Mysticality: -10, Moxie: -10
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1349	Twice-Cursed	curse2.gif	47094efaee457577e66cacd958342526
Twice-Cursed	Muscle: -20, Mysticality: -20, Moxie: -20
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1350	Thrice-Cursed	curse3.gif	4e6d0031228b8869c06f1ea219dca3ba
Thrice-Cursed	Muscle: -30, Mysticality: -30, Moxie: -30
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1352	All Glory To the Toad	squashfrog.gif	70812434fb40993cd7445392377baf45	use 1 colorful toad
All Glory To the Toad	Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2
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1356	Full of Fruit, Yourself	junglefruit.gif	d7917dbebfd592278fa40e373a7f23eb	eat 1 exotic jungle fruit
Full of Fruit, Yourself	Monster Level: -25
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1353	Blood-Rich	energyiv.gif	620a01905a30075d38eb4e1631241ef0	use 1 bag of pygmy blood
Blood-Rich	HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12
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1355	Pygmy Drinking Buddy	drunkpygmy.gif	0589999b8327b1aec5a4cbefbf99733a	use 1 pygmy phone number
# Pygmy Drinking Buddy: He is violent and unpredictable!
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1354	Pill Party!	pill.gif	5ad8b007cc2df23fb55f3378cecdba3a	use 1 pill cup
Pill Party!	Muscle: -20, Mysticality: -20, Moxie: -20
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1351	Wax On Your Shoes	balm.gif	87fbea80812361fe057eb56e2e37012a
Wax On Your Shoes	Moxie: +15, Initiative: +25
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	I figure it's probably best if there's _some_ approximate data than none at all.
<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it.  Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it.  Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<p>The moss-covered sphere starts to vibrate as it gets close to the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the moss-covered sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it.  Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<p>The dripping stone sphere begins to drip more vigorously as you near the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the dripping sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<p>The crackling sphere begins to crackle more loudly as you near the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the crackling sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure.  You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it.  You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it.  You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<p>The scorched sphere begins to emit thick black smoke as it nears the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the scorched sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it.  You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Action Elevator</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/elevator.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You enter the apartment building, and it seems like almost all of the residents have popped off to the roof for a smoke break.  It's weird...  they do that at really strangely regular intervals...
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Anyway, you make it to the elevator without being attacked by any pygmies.  Where would you like to go?<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Go to the Thrice-Cursed Penthouse"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Go to the mezannine"></form><form name=choiceform3 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=3><input class=button type=submit value="Go down to the parking garage"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Exit through the gift shop"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>You, M. D.</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/wooddoor.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>It looks like your doctor disguise was pretty effective, because you make it to the door of the operating room without anybody noticing that you're twice as tall as the other doctors.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=784><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Enter the Operating Theater"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=784><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Dammit, door, I'm an Adventurer, not a doctor!"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/dumpster.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>For an ancient and long-abandoned city park, this place sure does have a lot of dumpsters in it.  You find yourself standing next to one of them.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Dig through the dumpster"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Knock over the dumpster"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Dump and run"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Adventure Results:</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><b>Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.</b><br><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/corpse.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p><blockquote>While searching through the ruins of the ancient park, you come upon a skeleton dressed in a mouldering leather jacket and fedora. After a moment of respectful silence, you loot his pockets. I guess there's nothing he can possess which you cannot take away.</blockquote><p><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=6679&s=120&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/machetwo.gif" alt="antique machete" title="antique machete" class=hand onClick='descitem(336540829)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>antique machete</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&whichitem=6679&pwd=3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif63').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif63').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif63' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>5.00 (+5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Weapon Damage Percent</td><td>0.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>363.00 (+19.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>458.00 (+24.00)</td></tr></table>equip</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=634&s=15&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whip.gif" alt="cool whip" title="cool whip" class=hand onClick='descitem(353896186)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>cool whip</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&whichitem=634&pwd=3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif64').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif64').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif64' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Weapon Damage</td><td>1.50 (-21.75)</td></tr><tr><td>Weapon Damage Percent</td><td>0.00 (-10.00)</td></tr></table>equip</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><Center><p><a href="adventure.php?snarfblat=345">Adventure Again (The Hidden Park)</a><p><a href="place.php?whichplace=hiddencity">Go back to The Hidden City</a></center></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/pins.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Bowling ball in hand, you stride into the alley like you own the place.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=788><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Let's roll"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=788><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Let's don't"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Working Holiday</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/3doors.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>The boss must've just walked through here, because all of the pygmies are pretending to pay a lot of attention to their work right now.  This leaves no attention to them to pay to you.
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Looks like you've got the run of the place.  What would you like to do?<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Knock on the boss's office door"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Raid the supply cabinet"></form><form name=choiceform3 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=3><input class=button type=submit value="Pick a fight with a cubicle drone"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Take the day off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	<table  width=95%  cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/ziggurat.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You approach the massive ziggurat, wishing, for some reason, that you had time for a smoke.
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But you don't, because you have to open this door at the base of the temple and fight whatever is inside it.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=791><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Open the door"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=791><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
	I disagree. If mafia says it's 0, people know it isn't known to mafia and to not expect anything from it. An incorrect value will be trusted too easily by many people. Seeing a 0 there might even lead someone to spade the value, while a nonzero value might lead to the wiki getting incorrect values that stick around for years.