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Huzzah! Now we get to spade our butts offJick said:August 24
A new Hidden City has been found beneath the ruins of the old Hidden City, which mysteriously burned to the ground.

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Huzzah! Now we get to spade our butts offJick said:August 24
A new Hidden City has been found beneath the ruins of the old Hidden City, which mysteriously burned to the ground.
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6724 exotic jungle fruit 953800707 junglefruit.gif food t,d 88
exotic jungle fruit 1 6 good 0 0 0 0
exotic jungle fruit Effect: "Full of Fruit, Yourself", Effect Duration: 25
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6683 book of matches 204360525 matchbook.gif usable, combat t,d 80
# book of matches
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6705 jungle floor wax 998043435 balm.gif food t,d 135
jungle floor wax 2 6 good 0 0 0 0
# jungle floor wax
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6706 smirking shrunken head 215791428 smirkhead.gif offhand t,d 180
smirking shrunken head 0 Mys: 70
# smirking shrunken head: Deals <font color=gray>Spooky Damage</font> every round
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6713 adder 784906937 adder.gif none, combat t,d 80
# adder
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6714 short calculator 512565355 littlecalculator.gif none, combat t,d 115
# short calculator
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6689 McClusky file (page 1) 173767656 document.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (page 1)
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6707 colorful toad 232716911 squashfrog.gif usable t,d 111
colorful toad Effect: "All Glory To the Toad", Effect Duration: 10
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6709 attorney's badge 917730352 lawyerbadge.gif accessory t,d 152
attorney's badge 0 Mys: 70
# attorney's badge: OBJECTION!
attorney's badge Single Equip
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6710 pygmy briefs 513282788 briefs.gif pants t,d 160
pygmy briefs 165 Mox: 67
pygmy briefs Stench Damage: +5, Sleaze Damage: +5
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6690 McClusky file (page 2) 424792331 document.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (page 2)
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6704 short-handled mop 851692528 littlemop.gif weapon t,d 170
short-handled mop 165 Mus: 0 1-handed
short-handled mop Stench Damage: +10, Sleaze Damage: +10
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6691 McClusky file (page 3) 469377181 document.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (page 3)
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6708 crude voodoo doll 173697387 crudevoodoo.gif none, combat t,d 99
# crude voodoo doll
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6692 McClusky file (page 4) 157265478 whitecard.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (page 4)
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6697 moss-covered stone sphere 603805416 ss_mossy.gif none q 0
# moss-covered stone sphere
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6693 McClusky file (page 5) 621834343 document.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (page 5)
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6711 short writ of habeas corpus 631068475 shortwrit.gif none, combat t,d 75
# short writ of habeas corpus
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6718 compression stocking 266431523 compsock.gif accessory t,d 140
compression stocking 0 Mys: 65
compression stocking Maximum MP: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
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6696 bowling ball 844182246 bball.gif none, combat t,d 155
# bowling ball
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6685 head mirror 649073188 headmirror.gif accessory t,d 175
head mirror 0 Mys: 62
# head mirror: Makes you look like a doctor
head mirror Cold Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1
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6719 midriff scrubs 324141695 midriff.gif shirt t,d 130
midriff scrubs 160 Mus: 65
midriff scrubs Sleaze Damage: +10, Sleaze Spell Damage: +20
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6684 surgical mask 236354962 surgmask.gif accessory t,d 145
surgical mask 0 Mys: 62
# surgical mask: Makes you look like a doctor
surgical mask Maximum MP: +40
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6679 antique machete 336540829 machetwo.gif weapon t,d 120
antique machete 155 Mus: 62 1-handed sword
antique machete Muscle Percent: +5
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6701 stone triangle 657646651 tristone.gif none q 0
# stone triangle
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6688 bloodied surgical dungarees 910126759 bloodyshorts.gif pants t,d 145
bloodied surgical dungarees 155 Mox: 62
# bloodied surgical dungarees: Makes you look like a gross doctor
bloodied surgical dungarees MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 5
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6716 bag of pygmy blood 651126112 energyiv.gif usable t,d 95
bag of pygmy blood Effect: "Blood-Rich", Effect Duration: 20
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6698 dripping stone sphere 208568141 ss_dripping.gif none q 0
# dripping stone sphere
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6712 bone abacus 675213302 boneabacus.gif offhand t,d 50
bone abacus 0 Mys: 5
# bone abacus: Helps you track your progress
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6694 boring binder clip 222473088 binderclip.gif usable q 0
# boring binder clip
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6695 McClusky file (complete) 633391537 documents.gif none q 0
# McClusky file (complete)
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6699 crackling stone sphere 129950796 ss_crackle.gif none q 0
# crackling stone sphere
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6721 cold water bottle 959705030 coolbag.gif hat t,d 175
cold water bottle 160 Mox: 65
cold water bottle Cold Damage: +10, Cold Spell Damage: +20, Hot Resistance: +2
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6722 pygmy phone number 771989532 phonenum.gif usable t,d 86
pygmy phone number Effect: "Pygmy Drinking Buddy", Effect Duration: 15
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6703 imitation White Russian 116179552 whiterussian.gif food t,d 85
imitation white russian 2 6 good 0 0 0 0
# imitation White Russian
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6700 scorched stone sphere 605581415 ss_scorched.gif none q 0
# scorched stone sphere
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6687 surgical apron 235302729 bloodyapron.gif shirt t,d 140
surgical apron 155 Mus: 62
# surgical apron: Makes you look like a gross doctor
surgical apron Damage Reduction: 6
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6686 half-size scalpel 551305986 miniscalpel.gif weapon t,d 160
half-size scalpel 155 Mus: 62 1-handed knife
# half-size scalpel: Makes you look like a doctor
half-size scalpel Weapon Damage Percent: +10
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6720 pill cup 618883795 pillcup.gif usable t,d 79
pill cup Effect: "Pill Party!", Effect Duration: 30
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6715 blood-pressure cuff 604339447 bpcuff.gif accessory t,d 137
blood-pressure cuff 0 Mys: 65
blood-pressure cuff Maximum HP: +60, HP Regen Min: 5, HP Regen Max: 10
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6717 tongue depressor 133442000 popstick.gif none, combat t,d 105
# tongue depressor
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6702 tiny bowler 631717654 tinybowler.gif familiar t,d 95
# tiny bowler: Lets your familiar bowl
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6723 gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 582753886 boozetoken.gif usable t,d 160
# gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
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1348 Once-Cursed curse1.gif a431a6af64d18d15a649c9932a225b9f
Once-Cursed Muscle: -10, Mysticality: -10, Moxie: -10
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1349 Twice-Cursed curse2.gif 47094efaee457577e66cacd958342526
Twice-Cursed Muscle: -20, Mysticality: -20, Moxie: -20
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1350 Thrice-Cursed curse3.gif 4e6d0031228b8869c06f1ea219dca3ba
Thrice-Cursed Muscle: -30, Mysticality: -30, Moxie: -30
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1352 All Glory To the Toad squashfrog.gif 70812434fb40993cd7445392377baf45 use 1 colorful toad
All Glory To the Toad Hot Damage: +2, Cold Damage: +2, Spooky Damage: +2, Stench Damage: +2, Sleaze Damage: +2
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1356 Full of Fruit, Yourself junglefruit.gif d7917dbebfd592278fa40e373a7f23eb eat 1 exotic jungle fruit
Full of Fruit, Yourself Monster Level: -25
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1353 Blood-Rich energyiv.gif 620a01905a30075d38eb4e1631241ef0 use 1 bag of pygmy blood
Blood-Rich HP Regen Min: 8, HP Regen Max: 12
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1355 Pygmy Drinking Buddy drunkpygmy.gif 0589999b8327b1aec5a4cbefbf99733a use 1 pygmy phone number
# Pygmy Drinking Buddy: He is violent and unpredictable!
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1354 Pill Party! pill.gif 5ad8b007cc2df23fb55f3378cecdba3a use 1 pill cup
Pill Party! Muscle: -20, Mysticality: -20, Moxie: -20
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1351 Wax On Your Shoes balm.gif 87fbea80812361fe057eb56e2e37012a
Wax On Your Shoes Moxie: +15, Initiative: +25
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I figure it's probably best if there's _some_ approximate data than none at all.
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it. Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it. Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<p>The moss-covered sphere starts to vibrate as it gets close to the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the moss-covered sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Earthbound and Down</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar4.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You step inside the shrine and find an altar inscribed with a weird figure of a kind of a leafy guy on it. Consulting your father's diary, you identify him as Bulbazinalli, the Ancient God of Plants and Nature.
<p>
The top of the altar has a round impression on it, and your impression about the impression is that you should probably put something round in it.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=781><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Step away from the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<p>The dripping stone sphere begins to drip more vigorously as you near the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the dripping sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Water You Dune</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar2.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the cramped shrine, you encounter an altar decorated with a curious figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Squirtlcthulli , the Ancient God of Water and Doorknobs.
<p>
Speaking of water, guess what's sloshing around in in the bowl-like impression on the top surface of the altar -- it's water!<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=783><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back away"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<p>The crackling sphere begins to crackle more loudly as you near the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the crackling sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Air Apparent</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar1.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar carved with an adorable little figure. You consult your father's notes and identify him as Pikachutlotal, the Ancient God of Thunder and Lightning.
<p>
The top of the altar has a bowl-shaped impression, which is to say it's some air doing its best impression of a bowl.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=785><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave the altar"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it. You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Place your head in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it. You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<p>The scorched sphere begins to emit thick black smoke as it nears the altar.<center><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Place the scorched sphere in the impression"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Fire When Ready</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/altar3.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Inside the shrine you find an altar with a snakelike figure with a fiery tail carved on it. You consult your father's diary and identify him as Charcoatl, the Ancient God of Fire and War.
<p>
Atop the altar is a round impression, which gives the all around impression of being a good receptacle for a round object of some description.<center><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=787><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Back off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Action Elevator</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/elevator.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You enter the apartment building, and it seems like almost all of the residents have popped off to the roof for a smoke break. It's weird... they do that at really strangely regular intervals...
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Anyway, you make it to the elevator without being attacked by any pygmies. Where would you like to go?<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Go to the Thrice-Cursed Penthouse"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Go to the mezannine"></form><form name=choiceform3 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=3><input class=button type=submit value="Go down to the parking garage"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=780><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Exit through the gift shop"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>You, M. D.</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/wooddoor.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>It looks like your doctor disguise was pretty effective, because you make it to the door of the operating room without anybody noticing that you're twice as tall as the other doctors.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=784><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Enter the Operating Theater"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=784><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Dammit, door, I'm an Adventurer, not a doctor!"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/dumpster.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>For an ancient and long-abandoned city park, this place sure does have a lot of dumpsters in it. You find yourself standing next to one of them.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Dig through the dumpster"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Knock over the dumpster"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=789><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Dump and run"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Adventure Results:</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><b>Dr. Henry "Dakota" Fanning, Ph.D., R.I.P.</b><br><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/corpse.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p><blockquote>While searching through the ruins of the ancient park, you come upon a skeleton dressed in a mouldering leather jacket and fedora. After a moment of respectful silence, you loot his pockets. I guess there's nothing he can possess which you cannot take away.</blockquote><p><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=6679&s=120&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/machetwo.gif" alt="antique machete" title="antique machete" class=hand onClick='descitem(336540829)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>antique machete</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&whichitem=6679&pwd=3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif63').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif63').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif63' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Muscle Percent</td><td>5.00 (+5.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Weapon Damage Percent</td><td>0.00 (-10.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed Muscle</td><td>363.00 (+19.00)</td></tr><tr><td>Buffed HP Maximum</td><td>458.00 (+24.00)</td></tr></table>equip</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=634&s=15&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=q"><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whip.gif" alt="cool whip" title="cool whip" class=hand onClick='descitem(353896186)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>cool whip</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_equip.php','which=2&action=equip&whichitem=634&pwd=3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b&ajax=1');void(0);"><span style='position: relative;' onMouseOver="document.getElementById('whatif64').style.visibility='visible';" onMouseOut="document.getElementById('whatif64').style.visibility='hidden';"><table border=2 id='whatif64' style='background-color: white; visibility: hidden; position: absolute; right: 0px; top: 1.2em;'><tr><td>Weapon Damage</td><td>1.50 (-21.75)</td></tr><tr><td>Weapon Damage Percent</td><td>0.00 (-10.00)</td></tr></table>equip</span></a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><Center><p><a href="adventure.php?snarfblat=345">Adventure Again (The Hidden Park)</a><p><a href="place.php?whichplace=hiddencity">Go back to The Hidden City</a></center></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/pins.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>Bowling ball in hand, you stride into the alley like you own the place.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=788><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Let's roll"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=788><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Let's don't"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Working Holiday</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/3doors.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>The boss must've just walked through here, because all of the pygmies are pretending to pay a lot of attention to their work right now. This leaves no attention to them to pay to you.
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Looks like you've got the run of the place. What would you like to do?<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Knock on the boss's office door"></form><form name=choiceform2 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=2><input class=button type=submit value="Raid the supply cabinet"></form><form name=choiceform3 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=3><input class=button type=submit value="Pick a fight with a cubicle drone"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=786><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Take the day off"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
<table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/ziggurat.gif" width=100 height=100></center><p>You approach the massive ziggurat, wishing, for some reason, that you had time for a smoke.
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But you don't, because you have to open this door at the base of the temple and fight whatever is inside it.<center><form name=choiceform1 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=791><input type=hidden name=option value=1><input class=button type=submit value="Open the door"></form><form name=choiceform6 action=choice.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value='3fc9d7d1ff739b8d86b79a246164b65b'><input type=hidden name=whichchoice value=791><input type=hidden name=option value=6><input class=button type=submit value="Leave"></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table>
I disagree. If mafia says it's 0, people know it isn't known to mafia and to not expect anything from it. An incorrect value will be trusted too easily by many people. Seeing a 0 there might even lead someone to spade the value, while a nonzero value might lead to the wiki getting incorrect values that stick around for years.