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[474808] Noob Cave
Encounter: Welcome Back!
Took choice 277/1: finish journey
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use 1 llama lama gong
Encounter: The Gong Has Been Bung
Took choice 276/3: 15 adventures
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You acquire an effect: Form of...Bird! (duration: 15 Adventures)
[474808] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1671 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "I'm gonna count the stuff on the ground! 1... 2... Have you ever been to Canadia?"
You gain 112 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You gain 18 Fortitude
You gain 20 Magicalness
You gain 30 Roguishness
[474809] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: Grofflesby puts on a creepy skeleton mask and jumps out at it, startling it to the tune of 64 damage.
Round 2: caveman frat pledge takes 64 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1679 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Eskimos don't have a word for 'hello.' Man, it's so cold up here! Do you think this rock looks like a hot dog?"
You gain 120 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You gain 15 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 17 Wizardliness
You gain 38 Cheek
[474810] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
Round 2: Grofflesby tells it a spooky ghost story. It shudders uncontrollably, taking 56 damage.
Round 2: caveman frat pledge takes 56 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1681 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know bugbears hate humans? I don't get it. I like humans. Humans have souls. Hey, are those new shoes?"
You gain 93 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You gain 14 Beefiness
You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain 38 Roguishness
[474811] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman sorority girl
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman sorority girl takes 1657 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know bugbears hate humans? I don't get it. I like humans. Humans have souls. Hey, are those new shoes?"
You gain 125 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 12 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Enchantedness
You gain 30 Chutzpah
[474812] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat boy
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You lose 34 hit points
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat boy takes 1653 damage.
Round 3: Grofflesby gives it a wet willy, using ice-cold water instead of spit. It takes 70 damage from the cold.
Round 3: caveman frat boy takes 70 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "So, this one time me and Satan were -- do you have any candy?"
You gain 107 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 17 Strengthliness
You gain 19 Mysteriousness
You gain 27 Roguishness
[474813] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat boy
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat boy takes 1668 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know that ostriches have no brains? Wait, that's starfish. I like the beach!"
You gain 136 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You gain 18 Fortitude
You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain 32 Chutzpah
[474814] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1674 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know that chili peppers aren't actually peppers? And a coconut isn't a nut, either! Hey, remember that one monster you fought? He was crazy. Do you like music?"
You gain 104 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 18 Strongness
You gain 19 Wizardliness
You gain 33 Roguishness
[474815] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1685 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Hey! Hey, this one time... hey! This one time, this one time this one time we... um... do you have a watch?"
You gain 107 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: stone baseball cap
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You gain 17 Fortitude
You gain 16 Wizardliness
You gain 35 Chutzpah
[474816] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1667 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "So, this one time me and Satan were -- do you have any candy?"
You gain 125 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 17 Muscleboundness
You gain 21 Mysteriousness
You gain 30 Sarcasm
[474817] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman sorority girl
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: Grofflesby rigs up a bucket of ice-cold water, which falls and drenches your opponent. She takes 60 damage, and is now ready to enter a contest popular during Spring Break.
Round 2: caveman sorority girl takes 60 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman sorority girl takes 1683 damage.
Round 3: Grofflesby shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Her teeth start to chatter, causing 50 damage.
Round 3: caveman sorority girl takes 50 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "So, this one time me and Satan were -- do you have any candy?"
You gain 141 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer
You gain 19 Fortitude
You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain 29 Roguishness
[474818] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1669 damage.
Round 3: Grofflesby tells it a spooky ghost story. It shudders uncontrollably, taking 48 damage.
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 48 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Eskimos don't have a word for 'hello.' Man, it's so cold up here! Do you think this rock looks like a hot dog?"
You gain 99 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 13 Strongness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain 33 Chutzpah
[474819] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat boy
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
Round 2: Grofflesby shines a flashlight under its chin and cackles maniacally. Its teeth start to chatter, causing 74 damage.
Round 2: caveman frat boy takes 74 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat boy takes 1650 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know that chili peppers aren't actually peppers? And a coconut isn't a nut, either! Hey, remember that one monster you fought? He was crazy. Do you like music?"
You gain 123 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: stone baseball cap
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 12 Fortitude
You gain 15 Magicalness
You gain 36 Cheek
[474820] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman sorority girl
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: Grofflesby rigs up a bucket of ice-cold water, which falls and drenches your opponent. She takes 78 damage, and is now ready to enter a contest popular during Spring Break.
Round 2: caveman sorority girl takes 78 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman sorority girl takes 1653 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Do you wanna go ride bikes? Wait, what's a bike? Do you have a bitchin' meat car? Those things are so cool! It's cold up here."
You gain 147 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer
You gain 17 Strengthliness
You gain 13 Enchantedness
You gain 33 Sarcasm
[474821] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman sorority girl
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: Grofflesby tells her a spooky ghost story. She shudders uncontrollably, taking 50 damage.
Round 2: caveman sorority girl takes 50 damage.
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman sorority girl takes 1668 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "I'm gonna count the stuff on the ground! 1... 2... Have you ever been to Canadia?"
You gain 123 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer
You gain 14 Strengthliness
You gain 16 Wizardliness
You gain 33 Sarcasm
[474822] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat pledge
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat pledge takes 1669 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "How come there are never any trains in the seaside town? There are tracks, you know! Weremoose leave funny tracks. How come the plural of moose isn't meese? Geese are stupid."
You gain 104 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: stone baseball cap
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You gain 15 Strongness
You gain 16 Magicalness
You gain 37 Cheek
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[474823] Noob Cave
Encounter: Welcome Back!
Took choice 277/1: finish journey
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use 1 llama lama gong
Encounter: The Gong Has Been Bung
Took choice 276/3: 15 adventures
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You acquire an effect: Form of...Bird! (duration: 15 Adventures)
[474823] Frat House (Stone Age)
Encounter: caveman frat boy
Round 0: draven1 wins initiative!
Round 1: draven1 tries to steal an item!
You acquire an item: stone baseball cap
Round 2: draven1 attacks!
Round 3: caveman frat boy takes 1660 damage.
Round 3: draven1 wins the fight!
After Battle: Grofflesby bounces around, helping you pick stuff up. "Did you know that ostriches have no brains? Wait, that's starfish. I like the beach!"
You gain 123 Meat
After Battle: Grofflesby holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt
You acquire an item: tasty louse
You gain 20 Strongness
You gain 21 Wizardliness
You gain 23 Chutzpah