bumcheekcity
Active member
Pretty much as it sounds really. I can check my telescope through the command line, but is there a way I can find out what telescope items I need through an ASH file, without having to parse the telescope page myself?
// Gates, what they look like through the Telescope, the effects you
// need to pass them, and where to get it
public static final String[][] GATE_DATA =
{
// The first gate: Miscellaneous effects
{
"gate of hilarity",
"a banana peel",
"Comic Violence",
"gremlin juice"
},
{
"gate of humility",
"a cowardly-looking man",
"Wussiness",
"wussiness potion"
},
{
"gate of morose morbidity and moping",
"a glum teenager",
"Rainy Soul Miasma",
"thin black candle",
"picture of a dead guy's girlfriend"
},
{
"gate of slack",
"a smiling man smoking a pipe",
"Extreme Muscle Relaxation",
"Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub"
},
{
"gate of spirit",
"an armchair",
"Woad Warrior",
"pygmy pygment"
},
{
"gate of the porcupine",
"a hedgehog",
"Spiky Hair",
"super-spiky hair gel"
},
{
"twitching gates of the suc rose",
"a rose",
"Sugar Rush",
"Angry Farmer candy",
"Tasty Fun Good rice candy",
"marzipan skull"
},
{
"gate of the viper",
"a coiled viper",
"Deadly Flashing Blade",
"adder bladder"
},
{
"locked gate",
"a raven",
"Locks Like the Raven",
"Black No. 2"
},
// Guardians, what they look like through the Telescope, and the items
// that defeat them
public static final String[][] GUARDIAN_DATA =
{
{
"beer batter",
"tip of a baseball bat",
"baseball"
},
{
"best-selling novelist",
"writing desk",
"plot hole"
},
{
"big meat golem",
"huge face made of Meat",
"meat vortex"
},
{
"bowling cricket",
"fancy-looking tophat",
"sonar-in-a-biscuit"
},
{
"bronze chef",
"bronze figure holding a spatula",
"leftovers of indeterminate origin"
},
{
"collapsed mineshaft golem",
"wooden beam",
"stick of dynamite"
},
{
"concert pianist",
"long coattails",
"Knob Goblin firecracker"
},
{
"the darkness",
"strange shadow",
"inkwell"
},
{
"el diablo",
"neck of a huge bass guitar",
"mariachi G-string"
},
{
"electron submarine",
"periscope",
"photoprotoneutron torpedo"
},
{
"endangered inflatable white tiger",
"giant white ear",
"pygmy blowgun"
},
{
"enraged cow",
"pair of horns",
"barbed-wire fence"
},
{
"fancy bath slug",
"slimy eyestalk",
"fancy bath salts"
},
{
"the fickle finger of f8",
"giant cuticle",
"razor-sharp can lid"
},
{
"flaming samurai",
"flaming katana",
"frigid ninja stars"
},
{
"giant bee",
"formidable stinger",
"tropical orchid"
},
{
"giant desktop globe",
"the North Pole",
"NG"
},
{
"giant fried egg",
"flash of albumen",
"black pepper"
},
{
"ice cube",
"moonlight reflecting off of what appears to be ice",
"hair spray"
},
{
"malevolent crop circle",
"amber waves of grain",
"bronzed locust"
},
{
"possessed pipe-organ",
"pipes with steam shooting out of them",
"powdered organs"
},
{
"pretty fly",
"translucent wing",
"spider web"
},
{
"tyrannosaurus tex",
"large cowboy hat",
"chaos butterfly"
},
{
"vicious easel",
"tall wooden frame",
"disease"
},
};
// Gates, what they look like through the Telescope, the effects you
// need to pass them, and where to get it
public static final String[][] GATE_DATA =
{
// The first gate: Miscellaneous effects
{
"gate of hilarity",
"a banana peel",
"Comic Violence",
"gremlin juice"
},
{
"gate of humility",
"a cowardly-looking man",
"Wussiness",
"wussiness potion"
},
{
"gate of morose morbidity and moping",
"a glum teenager",
"Rainy Soul Miasma",
"thin black candle",
"picture of a dead guy's girlfriend"
},
{
"gate of slack",
"a smiling man smoking a pipe",
"Extreme Muscle Relaxation",
"Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub"
},
{
"gate of spirit",
"an armchair",
"Woad Warrior",
"pygmy pygment"
},
{
"gate of the porcupine",
"a hedgehog",
"Spiky Hair",
"super-spiky hair gel"
},
{
"twitching gates of the suc rose",
"a rose",
"Sugar Rush",
"Angry Farmer candy",
"Tasty Fun Good rice candy",
"marzipan skull"
},
{
"gate of the viper",
"a coiled viper",
"Deadly Flashing Blade",
"adder bladder"
},
{
"locked gate",
"a raven",
"Locks Like the Raven",
"Black No. 2"
},
// Guardians, what they look like through the Telescope, and the items
// that defeat them
public static final String[][] GUARDIAN_DATA =
{
{
"beer batter",
"tip of a baseball bat",
"baseball"
},
{
"best-selling novelist",
"writing desk",
"plot hole"
},
{
"big meat golem",
"huge face made of Meat",
"meat vortex"
},
{
"bowling cricket",
"fancy-looking tophat",
"sonar-in-a-biscuit"
},
{
"bronze chef",
"bronze figure holding a spatula",
"leftovers of indeterminate origin"
},
{
"collapsed mineshaft golem",
"wooden beam",
"stick of dynamite"
},
{
"concert pianist",
"long coattails",
"Knob Goblin firecracker"
},
{
"the darkness",
"strange shadow",
"inkwell"
},
{
"el diablo",
"neck of a huge bass guitar",
"mariachi G-string"
},
{
"electron submarine",
"periscope",
"photoprotoneutron torpedo"
},
{
"endangered inflatable white tiger",
"giant white ear",
"pygmy blowgun"
},
{
"enraged cow",
"pair of horns",
"barbed-wire fence"
},
{
"fancy bath slug",
"slimy eyestalk",
"fancy bath salts"
},
{
"the fickle finger of f8",
"giant cuticle",
"razor-sharp can lid"
},
{
"flaming samurai",
"flaming katana",
"frigid ninja stars"
},
{
"giant bee",
"formidable stinger",
"tropical orchid"
},
{
"giant desktop globe",
"the North Pole",
"NG"
},
{
"giant fried egg",
"flash of albumen",
"black pepper"
},
{
"ice cube",
"moonlight reflecting off of what appears to be ice",
"hair spray"
},
{
"malevolent crop circle",
"amber waves of grain",
"bronzed locust"
},
{
"possessed pipe-organ",
"pipes with steam shooting out of them",
"powdered organs"
},
{
"pretty fly",
"translucent wing",
"spider web"
},
{
"tyrannosaurus tex",
"large cowboy hat",
"chaos butterfly"
},
{
"vicious easel",
"tall wooden frame",
"disease"
},
};
Telescope[$item[disease]]="ssee part of a tall wooden frame";