Bale
Minion
Visiting the traveling trader failed. I know it was merely a hopeful and completely untested feature, but I was sad anyway. Here's the html
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<center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>The Traveling Trader</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table><tr><td valign=top><img src='http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/trader.gif'></td><td valign=top><b>Arnold Benedict, the Traveling Trader</b><p>You approach a funny looking man behind a large cart. The man sees you, smiles broadly, and says "Unvy gb lbh, cbgragvny phfgbzre! Qb V unir n qrny sbe lbh! V unir geniryrq sne, nyy gur jnl sebz Qvfgnag Ynaqf, gb genqr jvgu lbh naq lbhe fvzcyr crbcyr! V unir n terng arrq sbe gjvaxyl jnqf jurer V yvir, naq V jbhyq or jvyyvat gb genqr lbh gurfr jbaqreshy vgrzf sbe nal gung lbh unir."<p>He looks at you expectantly, then sighs, and explains what he wants from you using interpretive dance. The dance is surprisingly expressive, and after he is finished, you understand he said: Hail to you, potential customer! Do I have a deal for you! I have traveled far, all the way from Distant Lands, to trade with you and your simple people! I have a great need for twinkly wads where I live, and I would be willing to trade you these wonderful items for any that you have.</td></tr></table><p><center>The traveling trader is looking to acquire:<br><img class='hand item' onclick='descitem(503220568);' src='http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/scwad.gif'> <b>twinkly wads</b><br>(You have <b>none</b> on you.)<p>For your twinkly wads, he will trade you:<p><form action=traveler.php method=post><input type=hidden name=pwd value=87a20ab1c0178502d3582ccc377fa15f><input type=hidden name=action value='For Gnomeregan!'><table><tr><td colspan=3 align=center><b>Items for trade:</b></td></tr><tr><td></td><td align=center><b>Item:</b> (click for description)</td><td align=center><b>Price:</b></td></tr><tr><td><input type=radio name=whichitem value=4431 checked="checked"></td><td><a class=nounder href='javascript:descitem(196867588);'> <img class='hand item' src='http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/chemset.gif'> <b>NPZR chemistry set</b></a></td><td>50 twinkly wads</td></tr></table>Quantity: <input type=text class=text name=quantity value=1 size=4><br><input type=checkbox name=tradeall value=1> <span class=small>(acquire as many as possible)</span><br><input type=checkbox name=usehagnk value=1> <span class=small>(You currently have <b>4,867</b> twinkly wads in Hagnk's Ancestral Storage, use these?)</span><br><input type=submit class=button value='Make The Trade'></form><p><a href='town_market.php'>Go Back to Market Square</a></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center></body><script src="/onfocus.js"></script></html>