// Zap if neccessary for the third key, but only if wand not used yet today
boolean zapkey(item missing_key) {
boolean zapp(item whatsit) {
if(item_amount(whatsit) == 0)
return false;
print("Zapping a "+whatsit+" into a "+missing_key+".", "blue");
cli_execute("zap 1 "+whatsit);
return true;
}
int whichwand = 0;
for i from 1268 to 1272
if(item_amount(to_item(i)) > 0) whichwand = i;
switch {
case whichwand == 0:
print("You don't have a wand and you're one Daily Dungeon key short. Icky!", "red");
return false;
case contains_text(visit_url("wand.php?whichwand="+whichwand),"feels warm"):
if(!user_confirm("You've already used your wand today. Are you willing to risk it to get your third DD Key?")) {
print("Wand is warm and you're one Daily Dungeon key short. Icky!", "red");
return false;
}
case zapp($item[Boris key]):
case zapp($item[Sneaky Pete key]):
case zapp($item[Jarlsberg key]):
}
if(item_amount(missing_key) < 1) {
print("You can't seem to get the Daily Dungeon key you need. Icky!", "red");
return false;
} else print("Zap successful!", "green");
}
void balloon_monkey() {
if(item_amount($item[balloon monkey]) > 0)
visit_url("lair2.php?preaction=key&whichkey=436&pwd");
}
boolean check_keys() {
boolean have_key = true;
foreach key in $items[skeleton key, digital key, Richard star key]
if(item_amount(key) < 1) {
print("You don't have a "+key+".", "red");
have_key = false;
}
if(!have_key) return false;
item [int] lost;
foreach key in $items[Boris key, Jarlsberg key, Sneaky Pete key]
if(item_amount(key) < 1) {
lost[count(lost)] = key;
print("You don't have a "+key+".", "red");
}
if(count(lost) == 0) return true;
if(count(lost) == 1) {
if(zapkey(lost[0]))
return entryway();
}
return false;
}
boolean hedging() {
boolean success = false;
int maze_trips = 0;
while(my_adventures() > 0 && !success) {
if(item_amount($item[hedge maze puzzle]) == 0) {
adventure(1, $location[hedge maze]);
maze_trips = maze_trips + 1;
if(maze_trips > 1)
print("Entered the Hedge Maze "+ maze_trips + " times.");
else
print("Entered the Hedge Maze once.");
}
if(item_amount($item[hedge maze puzzle]) > 0)
success = hedgemaze();
}
return success;
}
item [slot] save_outfit() {
item [slot] save;
foreach slt in $slots[hat, weapon, pants, acc1, acc2, acc3, familiar]
save[slt] = equipped_item(slt);
if(weapon_hands(save[$slot[weapon]]) < 2)
save[$slot[off-hand]] = equipped_item($slot[off-hand]);
if(have_skill($skill[torso awaregness]))
save[$slot[shirt]] = equipped_item($slot[shirt]);
return save;
}
void restore_outfit(familiar start_familiar, item [slot] start_outfit) {
use_familiar(start_familiar);
foreach slt in start_outfit
equip(slt, start_outfit[slt]);
}
boolean use_sombrero() {
foreach key in $familiars[Baby Sandworm, Hovering Sombrero]
if(have_familiar(key)) return use_familiar(key);
return false;
}
// Inside the entrance to the Lair, you've encountered three strange gates. An inscription provides a clue on how you might pass through them...
// Having made it through the three gates, you've encountered a giant mirror that blocks your way deeper into the Lair.
// You've come to an odd junction in the cave leading to the Sorceress' Lair. It seems that in order to proceed, you'll need to solve a really convoluted and contrived puzzle involving a cloud of gas, a locked door, and three statues of mariachis.
// The Council of Loathing has instructed you to make your way to the top of the Naughty Sorceress' Tower and defeat her. Currently, you're stuck in a hedge maze, Don't beat around the bush, get through it!
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the first level of the sorceress's tower.
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the second level of the sorceress's tower.
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the third level of the Sorceress's tower.
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the fourth level of the sorceress's tower.
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the fifth level of the sorceress's tower.
// You've passed through the gates, solved a fiendish puzzle, beat the hedge maze like a psychotic landscaper, and now you're facing a fiendish monster on the sixth level of the sorceress's tower.
// You've solved many puzzles, and now are confronted with the most frustrating puzzle yet. Can you figure out the code to get through the heavy door?
// You're almost to the final epic showdown battle countdown of fate and destiny and whatnot! Get in there and kick some tail!
// You thought you were finally going to fight the Sorceress, but you're still stuck battling her minions. This one seems to be a shadowy, evil version of you, except it doesn't have a goatee.
// You find yourself fighting one of the Sorceress's freakishly overgrown familiars. What is she feeding them, anyway?
// This is it, sparky -- the big showdown with the Naughty Sorceress. I just wanted to say, "good luck - we're all counting on you."
int test_lair() {
string questlog = visit_url("questlog.php?which=1");
if(questlog.contains_text("encountered three strange gates"))
return 1;
if(questlog.contains_text("encountered a giant mirror"))
return 2;
if(questlog.contains_text("three statues of mariachis"))
return 3;
if(questlog.contains_text("you're stuck in a hedge maze"))
return 11;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the first level"))
return 21;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the second level"))
return 22;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the third level"))
return 23;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the fourth level"))
return 24;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the fifth level"))
return 25;
if(questlog.contains_text("fiendish monster on the sixth level"))
return 26;
if(questlog.contains_text("figure out the code"))
return 31;
if(questlog.contains_text("almost to the final epic showdown"))
return 32; // Need to use the huge mirror shard
if(questlog.contains_text("shadowy, evil version of you"))
return 33;
if(questlog.contains_text("freakishly overgrown familiars"))
return 34;
if(questlog.contains_text("big showdown with the Naughty"))
return 40;
return 0;
}
boolean enter_thelair() {
familiar start_familiar = my_familiar();
item [slot] start_outfit = save_outfit();
repeat {
switch(test_lair()) {
case 0:
print("You can't handle the lair", "red");
return false;
case 1:
case 2:
case 3:
cli_execute("maximize hp, -tie, switch disembodied hand");
boolean good = true;
if(!entryway()) {
good = false;
switch(test_lair()) {
case 1:
print("You don't have the necessary items to pass the three gates!", "red");
break;
case 2:
print("You couldn't pass teh mirror in the Lair? WTF?!!", "red");
break;
case 3:
if(check_keys()) good = true;
else print("You need more keys to enter the Lair!", "red");
}
}
restore_outfit(start_familiar, start_outfit);
if(!good) return false;
balloon_monkey();
case 11:
if(!hedging()) {
print("You can't make it through the Hedge Maze!", "red");
return false;
}
case 21:
case 22:
case 23:
case 24:
case 25:
case 26:
case 31:
case 32:
case 33:
case 34:
#cli_execute("maximize hp, -tie, -familiar");
use_sombrero();
item pass = guardians();
int lair = test_lair();
if(lair < 30)
print("You need a "+pass+" to defeat the guardian on level "+(lair - 20), "red");
else if(lair == 33)
print("You could not defeat your shadow", "red");
else if(lair == 34)
print("You're still fighting the Sorceress's freakishly overgrown familiars", "red");
restore_outfit(start_familiar, start_outfit);
if(lair < 40)
return false;
case 40:
print("You are ready to fight her Naughtiness!", "green");
return true;
}
} until(false);
return false;
}
void main() {
enter_thelair();
}
