[368] The Haunted Storage Room
Encounter: Bob Racecar
Round 0: Boesbert loses initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
Round 2: You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 10 defense.
Round 3: Boesbert casts DIGITIZE!
Round 4: Boesbert attacks!
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 467 damage.
Round 5: Boesbert wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
You gain 149 Meat
You acquire an item: mesh cap
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: rad (8)
After Battle: ONN catches one of her poorly antialiased corners on the scenery, knocking loose a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 26 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
familiar Intergnat (31 lbs)
use 1 Time-Spinner
Took choice 1195/1: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1195&option=1
Encounter: Travel to a Recent Fight
Took choice 1196/1: Spin and Fight!
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1196&option=1&monid=1432
Encounter: pygmy bowler NAMED NEIL
Round 0: Boesbert loses initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You gain 16 hit points
Round 2: LOL says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 21 damage.
Round 2: pygmy bowler takes 21 damage.
Round 2: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
Round 3: pygmy bowler drops 6 defense.
Round 3: LOL says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 32 damage.
Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 32 damage.
Round 3: Boesbert attacks!
Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 471 damage.
Round 4: LOL says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 23 damage.
Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 23 damage.
Round 4: Boesbert wins the fight!
After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
You gain 190 Meat
After Battle: LOL does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: bowling ball
You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
You acquire an item: rad (8)
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
use 1 Time-Spinner
add to closet: 1 bowling ball
[370] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
Took choice 788/6: skip adventure
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=788&option=6
add to closet: 1 bowling ball
[370] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: mutant pygmy bowler AND TESLA!
Round 0: Boesbert wins initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert attacks!
Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 471 damage.
Round 3: Boesbert wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
You gain 163 Meat
After Battle: LOL does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: bowling ball
You acquire an item: tiny bowler
You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
You acquire an item: rad (8)
After Battle: LOL accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
add to closet: 1 bowling ball
[371] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: drunk pygmy WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: Boesbert wins initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: drunk pygmy drops 5 attack power.
Round 2: drunk pygmy drops 10 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 3: drunk pygmy takes 17 damage.
Round 3: You gain 17 hit points
Round 3: Boesbert casts COMPRESS!
Round 4: drunk pygmy takes 39 damage.
Round 4: Boesbert attacks!
Round 5: drunk pygmy takes 474 damage.
Round 5: Boesbert wins the fight!
You gain 127 Meat
After Battle: LOL does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: cold water bottle
You acquire an item: pygmy phone number
You acquire an item: gold Boozehounds Anonymous token
You acquire an item: rad (8)
You acquire an item: BACON (5)
After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
[372] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: pygmy bowler WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: Boesbert wins initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert casts COMPRESS!
Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 42 damage.
Round 3: Boesbert casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH INTERNET DEBATE!
You acquire an effect: Internate Debatable (1)
Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 30 damage.
Round 4: Boesbert casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 10 damage.
Round 5: You gain 10 hit points
Round 5: Boesbert attacks!
Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 465 damage.
Round 6: Boesbert wins the fight!
You gain 184 Meat
After Battle: LOL does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
You acquire an item: bowling ball
You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
You acquire an item: rad (8)
After Battle: LOL says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Salmon Matter!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
add to closet: 1 bowling ball
[373] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/3: acquire familiar food
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1106&option=3
You acquire an item: Ghost Dog Chow
[373] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: Armchair Quarterback
Took choice 946/1: Walk the line
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=946&option=1
You acquire an item: programmable turtle
[373] The Hidden Bowling Alley
Encounter: mutant pygmy bowler WITH BACON!!!
Round 0: Boesbert loses initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: pygmy bowler drops 9 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 42 damage.
Round 3: Boesbert casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 16 damage.
Round 4: You gain 16 hit points
Round 4: Boesbert attacks!
Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 403 damage.
Round 5: Boesbert wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
You gain 158 Meat
After Battle: LOL finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: bowling ball
You acquire an item: rad (8)
You acquire an item: BACON (5)
After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
take from closet: 4 bowling ball
You acquire bowling ball (4)
Combine 1 skeleton bone + 1 loose teeth
You acquire an item: skeleton key
Crafting used 1 each of skeleton bone and loose teeth
buy 1 alpine watercolor set for 5000 each from Chateau Mantenga Gift Shop
You spent 5,000 Meat
You acquire an item: alpine watercolor set
cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)
cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)
cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)
Visiting Precinct Materiel Division
buy 1 Superdrifter holo-record for 300 each from Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply
Superdrifter holo-record is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
You spent 300 Meat
You acquire an item: Superdrifter holo-record
use 1 Superdrifter holo-record
You acquire an effect: Superdrifting (10)
buy 1 ceiling fan for 1500 each from Chateau Mantenga Gift Shop
You spent 1,500 Meat
You acquire an item: ceiling fan
[374] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 98 hit points
You gain 90 Muscularity Points
You gain 155 Strongness
cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)
cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)
cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)
cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)
cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)
cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)
cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)
cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)
cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)
[374] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 133 Muscularity Points
You gain 155 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
[374] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 6 hit points
You gain 138 Muscularity Points
You gain 155 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)
cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)
cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)
cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)
cast 1 Self-Combing Hair
You acquire an effect: Impeccable Coiffure (10)
cast 1 Steroid Bladder
You acquire an effect: Juiced and Loose (10)
cast 1 Flappy Ears
You acquire an effect: Ear Winds (10)
cast 1 Intracranial Eye
You acquire an effect: Mind Vision (10)
cast 1 Magic Sweat
You acquire an effect: Hardened Sweatshirt (10)
[374] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 6 hit points
You gain 122 Muscularity Points
You gain 155 Strongness
[374] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
You gain 130 Muscularity Points
You gain 155 Strengthliness
You gain a Muscle point!
[374] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
Encounter: Water You Dune
Took choice 783/1: Unlock Hidden Hospital
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=783&option=1
[375] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
Encounter: Earthbound and Down
Took choice 781/1: Unlock Hidden Apartment Building
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=781&option=1
familiar Ms. Puck Man (29 lbs)
showplayer.php?who=1560469
[376] The Haunted Storage Room
Encounter: mutant ancestral Spookyraven portrait
Round 0: Boesbert loses initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: ancestral Spookyraven portrait drops 8 attack power.
Round 2: ancestral Spookyraven portrait drops 7 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert attacks!
Round 3: ancestral Spookyraven portrait takes 486 damage.
Round 3: Boesbert wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: ONN eats your opponent -- except for the eyes, which start to float away. You catch them and eat them yourself, and they're quite satisfying.
After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
You acquire an item: rad (8)
After Battle: ONN tries to eat a rock, and loses a pixel in the process.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
You gain a Moxie point!
[377] The Haunted Storage Room
Encounter: Bob Racecar
Round 0: Boesbert loses initiative!
Round 1: Boesbert casts CENSURIOUS LECTURE!
Round 2: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
Round 2: Bob Racecar drops 6 defense.
Round 2: Boesbert casts DIGITIZE!
Round 3: Boesbert casts COMPRESS!
Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 39 damage.
Round 4: Boesbert casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 43 damage.
Round 5: Boesbert attacks!
Round 6: Bob Racecar takes 456 damage.
Round 6: Boesbert wins the fight!
You acquire an item: rad
After Battle: ONN barfs some chewed-up dots into your mouth, like a mother bird feeding her young.
After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
After Battle: You gain 42 Muscularity Points
You gain 150 Meat
You acquire an item: leather chaps
You acquire an item: stunt nuts
You acquire an item: ketchup hound
You acquire an item: normal barrel
You acquire an item: rad (8)
After Battle: ONN coughs up a pixel.
You acquire an item: yellow pixel
After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah