script "Farm.ash";
notify "Icon315";
import <zlib.ash>
cli_execute ("acquire 1 filthy knitted dread sack");
int i_a(string name) {
item i = to_item(name);
int a = item_amount(i) + closet_amount(i) + storage_amount(i) + display_amount(i);
return a;
}
//Gain Stuff
print ("");
print ("...visiting the Hippy Store...", "green");
visit_url("store.php?whichstore=h");
//Arena Buff
if (get_property("sidequestArenaCompleted") == "fratboy")
cli_execute("concert wink");
if (get_property("demonSummoned") == "false")
cli_execute("summon "+get_property("demonName2"));
if (user_confirm("do MadTeaParty?"))
cli_execute("call hatter.ash meat");
//Rage gland
cli_execute ("cast vent");
// --- F R I A R B L E S S I N G --- //
if (contains_text(visit_url("questlog.php?which=2"),"cleansed the taint"))
visit_url("friars.php?action=buffs&bro=2&pwd=");
// bro=1 : Brother Flying Burrito (+food drops)
// bro=2 : Brother Corsican (+fam. exp)
// bro=3 : Brother Smothers (+booze drops)
//SUMMON
//Summon Ak'gyxoth
//$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
string SummonDrinks()
{
if( item_amount($item[scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil]) >=1 &&
item_amount($item[thin black candle])>=3 &&
my_level()>10 &&
item_amount($item[your father's macguffin diary]) >=1 &&
visit_url("manor.php").contains_text("sm8b.gif") &&
visit_url("manor3.php").contains_text("chamber.gif") )
{
if (get_property("demonSummoned")=="true")
{
print("You've already summoned a demon today!","blue");
return "";
}
else
if(user_confirm("Summon Ak'gyxoth?"))
{
cli_execute("summon Ak'gyxoth");
print("Summoned Ak'gyxoth!","blue");
//visit_url("manor3.php?place=chamber&demonname=Ak'gyxoth&action=summon");
return "You Summoned Ak'gyxoth! <br />";
}
}
return "";
}
/*
######################################
CLAN STUFF
######################################
*/
// THIS WILL VISIT THE LOOKING GLASS
visit_url("clan_viplounge.php?action=lookingglass");
//VISIT CRIMBO TREE AND REPORT ON STATUS IF IT ISN'T GIVING GIFTS RIGHT NOW.
matcher days = create_matcher("(There(.+) (tomorrow|in (\\d) days).)",
visit_url("clan_viplounge.php?action=crimbotree"));
if(days.find())
print(days.group(1));
//RUMPUS
print ("");
print ("Processing Clan Rumpus stuff...", "blue");
print ("");
print ("");
print ("...accessing Potted Meat Tree...", "green");
visit_url("clan_rumpus.php?action=click&spot=9&furni=3");
//Mr Klaw
print ("");
print ("...accessing Mr. Klaw Skill Crane Game...", "green");
visit_url("clan_rumpus.php?action=click&spot=3&furni=3");
visit_url("clan_rumpus.php?action=click&spot=3&furni=3");
visit_url("clan_rumpus.php?action=click&spot=3&furni=3");
// FINALLY THE BALLPIT
//cli_execute("ballpit");
int FoodLeft = fullness_limit() - my_fullness();
int DrunkLeft = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety();
int SpleenLeft = spleen_limit() - my_spleen_use();
//Use Milk of Magnesium
if (item_amount ($item[milk of magnesium]) >= 2 )
use (2, $item[milk of magnesium] );
else {
if (!user_confirm("Not enough MoMs want to buy "+(1 - item_amount ($item[milk of magnesium]))+" @ "+((1 - item_amount ($item[milk of magnesium])) * mall_price($item[milk of magnesium]) )+"" ))
{
("CHEAP!");
}
use (2, $item[milk of magnesium] );
}
cli_execute ("csend 4 meat to NotBot");
cli_execute ("equip tuxedo");
cli_execute ("eatdrink");
cli_execute ("shrug ode");
cli_execute ("csend 1200 meat to IocaineBot");
wait (60);
cli_execute ("fold Cheese eye");
restore_hp(my_maxhp());
cli_execute ("maximize meat + equip cheese eye");
adventure(my_adventures(), $location[giant castle]);
foreach it in $items[awful poetry journal, Angry Farmer candy, chaos butterfly, furry fur, heavy D, original G ,
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub, plot hole, probability potion, procrastination potion, thin black candle]
if(item_amount(it) > 0) autosell(item_amount(it), it);
boolean smash_today() {
switch {
case is_online ("smashbot"):
print ("sending stuff to smashbot");
cli_execute ("send * wolf mask, * rave whistle, * giant needle, * disturbing fanfic, * twinkly powder, * twinkly nuggets, * sleaze powder, * sleaze nuggets to smashbot || wads");
return true;
case is_online("wadbot"):
print ("sending stuff to wadbot");
cli_execute ("send * wolf mask, * rave whistle, * giant needle, * disturbing fanfic, * twinkly powder, * twinkly nuggets, * sleaze powder, * sleaze nuggets to smashbot || wads");
return true;
}
print("Skipping this no smashers on", "red");
return false;
}
void main()
{
smash_today();
}
use( item_amount($item[Warm Subject gift certificate]) , $item[Warm Subject gift certificate] );
cli_execute ("shrug cantata");
cli_execute ("csend 23 meat to IocaineBot");
Wait (60);
cli_execute ("eatdrink");
//Rollover outfit
cli_execute("maxadv");