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Player Snapshot
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> moon
July 14, 2011 - Frankruary 6
Ronald: waning gibbous
Grimace: third quarter
Mini-moon: in back, near Ronald
St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 5 days
Oyster Egg Day: 12 days
El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 20 days
Generic Summer Holiday: 29 days
Dependence Day: 38 days
Arrrbor Day: 46 days
Labór Day: 56 days
Halloween: 66 days
Feast of Boris: 73 days
Yuletide: 78 days
Festival of Jarlsberg: 83 days
Valentine's Day: 94 days
2 days until Moxie.
> status
Name: Morgan Blair
Class: Sauceror
Lv: 15
HP: 209 / 209
MP: 347 / 390
Mus: 156 (146), tnp = 282
Mys: 247 (222), tnp = 213
Mox: 199 (145), tnp = 266
Advs: 123
Meat: 51,241
Drunk: 19
> equipment
Hat: Crown of Thrones
Carrying: Li'l Xenomorph (30 lbs)
Weapon: Windsor Pan of the Source
Off-hand: Operation Patriot Shield
Shirt: shark jumper
Pants: plexiglass pants
Acc. 1: old soft shoes
Acc. 2: Mr. Accessory Jr.
Acc. 3: Mr. Accessory Jr.
Pet: Jumpsuited Hound Dog (32 lbs)
Item: plastic pumpkin bucket
Sticker 1: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker (0)
Sticker 2: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker (0)
Sticker 3: scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker (0)
> skills
Uncategorized
- CLEESH
- Fashionably Late
- Liver of Steel
- Toynado
- Vent Rage Gland
- Volcanometeor Showeruption
Seal Clubber
- Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
- Hide of the Otter
- Hide of the Walrus
- Tongue of the Otter
- Tongue of the Walrus
Turtle Tamer
- Amphibian Sympathy
- Patience of the Tortoise
Sauceror
- Advanced Saucecrafting
- Diminished Gag Reflex
- Elemental Saucesphere
- Expert Panhandling
- Immaculate Seasoning
- Intrinsic Spiciness
- Jalapeño Saucesphere
- Salsaball
- Sauce Contemplation
- Saucegeyser
- Saucestorm
- Saucy Salve
- Stream of Sauce
Disco Bandit
- Ambidextrous Funkslinging
- Smooth Movement
- Stealth Mistletoe
- Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
Gnome Trainer
- Gnefarious Pickpocketing
- Torso Awaregness
Mr. Skills
- Summon Alice's Army Cards
- Summon BRICKOs
- Summon Candy Hearts
- Summon Love Song
- Summon Party Favor
- Summon Stickers
- Summon Sugar Sheets
- Summon Tasteful Items
> effects
2 of 3 AT buffs active.
Jabañero Saucesphere (23)
Jalapeño Saucesphere (23)
Polka Face (124)
Pisces in the Skyces (127)
‚ô´ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5,418)
Jingle Jangle Jingle (5,418)
‚ô´ Polka of Plenty (5,418)
Reptilian Fortitude (5,418)
Tenacity of the Snapper (5,418)
Astral Shell (5,418)
Ghostly Shell (5,418)
Empathy (5,418)
> modifiers
ML: +0
Enc: +0.00%
Init: +25.00%
Exp: +1.50
Meat: +130.00%
Item: +241.90%
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cast 4 Summon BRICKOs
You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
You acquire BRICKO brick (3)
use 13 magical mystery juice
You gain 354 Mana Points
[2214] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Frederick "Lich Licker" Lewis
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Chuff Stuff finds a sweaty gym sock on the ground and throws it at him. He takes 2 damage.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 545 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 30 Muscleboundness
You gain 68 Enchantedness
You gain 26 Smarm
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 12 hit points
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
use 9 magical mystery juice
You gain 242 Mana Points
cast 4 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 143 hit points
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 17 hit points
use 2 magical mystery juice
You gain 54 Mana Points
[2219] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Del "Goosepimples" O'Kelly
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Chuff Stuff shouts, "last one out is a rotten egg," then throws a rotten egg at him. He takes 2 damage from the stench.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 737 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 35 Strengthliness
You gain 61 Wizardliness
You gain 27 Roguishness
use 5 magical mystery juice
You gain 139 Mana Points
[2220] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Ah, So That's Where They've All Gone
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[2221] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: T. J. "Mass Grave" Smith
Round 0: Morgan Blair loses initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 1 damage.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 3 damage.
You lose 51 hit points
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: Chuff Stuff rubs a ballpoint pen really fast across a nearby wall, then pokes him with it for 2 damage.
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
After Battle: unspecified macro action?
After Battle: spooky hobo takes 757 damage.
After Battle: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 26 Strongness
You gain 61 Wizardliness
You gain 36 Sarcasm
use 3 magical mystery juice
You gain 78 Mana Points
cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 31 hit points
[2222] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Pickles Brown, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 520 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Chuff Stuff, the 18 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 32 Muscleboundness
You gain 53 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 35 Sarcasm
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 19 hit points
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
use 9 magical mystery juice
You gain 245 Mana Points
cast 3 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 97 hit points
cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 33 hit points
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 19 hit points
use 2 magical mystery juice
You gain 53 Mana Points
[2227] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Night of the Living Ted Garcia
Round 0: Morgan Blair loses initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 3 damage.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 5 damage.
You lose 49 hit points
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
After Battle: unspecified macro action?
After Battle: spooky hobo takes 715 damage.
After Battle: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You gain 27 Fortitude
You gain 63 Magicalness
You gain 32 Smarm
use 4 magical mystery juice
You gain 106 Mana Points
cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 34 hit points
[2228] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Cholly McDonald, the Shambling Man
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 555 damage.
Round 2: Chuff Stuff produces a paper bag full of some unknown substance, sets it on fire, and places it in front of your opponent. He hurries to stomp the fire out, taking 2 damage in the process.
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 17 Strengthliness
You gain 79 Magicalness
You gain 28 Smarm
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 19 hit points
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
use 9 magical mystery juice
You gain 242 Mana Points
cast 3 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 114 hit points
cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 35 hit points
use 2 magical mystery juice
You gain 55 Mana Points
[2235] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Morgan "Mass Grave" Jackson, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Chuff Stuff drops a week-old strip of bacon down your opponent's back, doing 2 damage from the stench.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 520 damage.
Round 2: Chuff Stuff drops a week-old strip of bacon down your opponent's back, doing 2 damage from the stench.
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You gain 26 Muscleboundness
You gain 68 Wizardliness
You gain 29 Chutzpah
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 20 hit points
You lose an effect: Beaten Up
use 9 magical mystery juice
You gain 243 Mana Points
cast 3 Tongue of the Walrus
You gain 112 hit points
cast 1 Tongue of the Otter
You gain 15 hit points
use 2 magical mystery juice
You gain 53 Mana Points
[2242] The Ancient Hobo Burial Ground
Encounter: Frightful Harold Davis, Undead Detective
Round 0: Morgan Blair wins initiative!
Round 0: Morgan Blair casts THROW SHIELD!
Round 1: Chuff Stuff tricks your opponent into smelling your feet. He sustains 2 damage from the stench.
Round 1: spooky hobo takes 2 damage.
Round 1: Morgan Blair casts TOYNADO!
Round 2: spooky hobo takes 725 damage.
Round 2: Morgan Blair wins the fight!
After Battle: Ellen surveys the scene from atop the throne and sighs.
After Battle: Chuff Stuff does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.Chuff Stuff holds out the plastic pumpkin bucket, hoping for extra goodies.
You acquire an item: hobo nickel
You gain 32 Strongness
You gain 60 Mysteriousness
You gain 31 Chutzpah