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z-index: 9997; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/physarmor.png alt="Reinforced Steel Ball: Gives the snowman 10% resistance to Physical damage." title="Reinforced Steel Ball: Gives the snowman 10% resistance to Physical damage."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9996; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/physdamager.png alt="High-Speed Broom: Deals Physical damage each round." title="High-Speed Broom: Deals Physical damage each round."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9995; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/stenchpenetrator.png alt="Jumbo Air Freshener: Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Stench Resistance." title="Jumbo Air Freshener: Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Stench Resistance."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9994; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/sleazepenetrator.png alt="X-Ray Specs: Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Sleaze Resistance." title="X-Ray Specs: Lets the snowman penetrate 5 levels of Sleaze Resistance."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9993; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/sleazedamager.png alt="Grease Bucket: Deals Sleaze damage each round." title="Grease Bucket: Deals Sleaze damage each round."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9992; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/spookyresistor.png alt="Opaque Sunglasses: Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Spooky damage." title="Opaque Sunglasses: Gives the snowman 50% resistance to Spooky damage."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9991; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/defbeefer.png alt="Giant Boulder: Increases the snowman's Defense." title="Giant Boulder: Increases the snowman's Defense."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9990; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/mpzapper.png alt="Cattle Prod: Deals physical damage and drains some of your MP each round." title="Cattle Prod: Deals physical damage and drains some of your MP each round."><img style='position: relative; z-index: 9989; margin-top:-8px' src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/combatsnowman/base.png alt="Base: This part stops the functional parts of the snowman from touching the ground." title="Base: This part stops the functional parts of the snowman from touching the ground."></div></td><td valign="top"></td><td valign=center>You're fighting <span id='monname'>the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman</span></td><td width=30></td><td><table><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>77</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/sprocket.gif alt="This monster is a Construct" title="This monster is a Construct"></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>156</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/snowflake.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster is Cold. Cold is weak against Hot and Spooky." title="This monster is Cold. Cold is weak against Hot and Spooky."></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>0</font></b></td><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/snail.gif alt="Never wins initiative" title="Never wins initiative"></td></tr></table></td><td width=50></td><td valign=center><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/friarplants/plant12.gif alt="Stealing Magnolia (+25% Item drops)" title="Stealing Magnolia (+25% Item drops)"></td><td valign=center><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/friarplants/plant19.gif alt="Aloe Guv'nor (Restores HP after combat)" title="Aloe Guv'nor (Restores HP after combat)"></td><td valign=center><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/friarplants/plant20.gif alt="Pitcher Plant (Restores MP after combat)" title="Pitcher Plant (Restores MP after combat)"></td></tr></table><br><table><tr><Td>You clap your hands, and a sheen of oily black sauce forms on your foe's skin.</td></tr></table><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/spelunker.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>You hear some pickaxe noises from behind you. Sunderland Jones tosses you a chunk of ore.<center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=1675&s=25&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/cardore.gif" alt="cardboard ore" title="cardboard ore" class=hand onClick='descitem(582580469)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>cardboard ore</b></td></tr></table></center></td></tr></table></center><table><tr><Td></td></tr></table><table><tr><Td><p>There is a deafening shriek, and the mortar shell strikes the ground in front of your foe, bursting open and showering it with vintage erotic video box sets, dealing <font color=blueviolet><b>1872</b></font> damage.</td></tr></table><table><tr><Td><p>The weaksauce seethes and glistens, sapping strength from it.<center><table><tr><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Monster Attack" title="Monster Attack"></td><td valign=center>Monster attack power reduced by <b>6</td></tr></table></center><center><table><tr><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Monster Defense" title="Monster Defense"></td><td valign=center>Monster defense reduced by <b>4</td></tr></table></center></td></tr></table><p><center>You win the fight!<!--WINWINWIN--><p><p>You absorb 4 Soulsauce from your opponent.<P>The coating of weaksauce explodes. You draw as much of the energy as you can into yourself before it dissipates.<center><Table><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/mp.gif" height=30 width=30></td><td valign=center class=effect>You gain 50 Mana Points.</td></tr></table></center><p>The Stealing Magnolia jokes that there's so much static electricity in the room, it's picking everything up but boys and money. Then it helps you look for more items.<p>The Aloe Guv'nor guzzles some HP sauce, then restores some of your HP.<center><table><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hp.gif" height=30 width=30></td><td valign=center class=effect>You gain 20 hit points.</td></tr></table></center><p>The Pitcher Plant pours you some ginger ale. It's good for what ails you.<center><Table><tr><td><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/mp.gif" height=30 width=30></td><td valign=center class=effect>You gain 6 Mana Points.</td></tr></table></center><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/spelunker.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>Sunderland Jones surveys the scene from your back and sighs.</td></tr></table></center><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/spanglehat.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>Gron tosses the hat to the ground and does a kind of disco hat dance around it, shouting "Olé , olé , stayin' alive!"</td></tr></table></center><p>You gain 2 Muscleboundness.<bR>You gain 10 Enchantedness.<bR>You gain 6 Chutzpah.<bR><p><a name="end"></a><p><a href="adventure.php?snarfblat=460">Adventure Again (The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman)</a><p><a href="place.php?whichplace=snojo">Go back to The Snojo</a></center><script>parent.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";</script><script language="javascript">function updateParseItem(iid, field, info) {var tbl = $('#ic'+iid);var data = parseItem(tbl);if (!data) return;data[field] = info;var out = [];for (i in data) {if (!data.hasOwnProperty(i)) continue;out.push(i+'='+data[i]);}tbl.attr('rel', out.join('&'));}function parseItem(tbl) {tbl = $(tbl);var rel = tbl.attr('rel');var data = {};if (!rel) return data;var parts = rel.split('&');for (i in parts) {if (!parts.hasOwnProperty(i)) continue;var kv = parts[i].split('=');tbl.data(kv[0], kv[1]);data[kv[0]] = kv[1];}return data;}</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/pop_query.20130705.js"></script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/scripts/ircm.20150220.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">function pop_ircm_contents(i, some) {var contents = '',shown = 0,da = ' <a href="#" rel="?" class="small dojaxy">[some]</a> <a href="#" rel="',db = '" class="small dojaxy">[all]</a>',dc = '<div style="width:100%; padding-bottom: 3px;" rel="',dd = '<a href="#" rel="1" class="small dojaxy">[';one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.d==1 && i.s>0) { shown++;contents += dc + 'sellstuff.php?action=sell&ajax=1&type=quant&whichitem%5B%5D=IID&howmany=NUM&pwd=a788a1be71515189a3d54ccfacf1d6c9" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Auto-Sell ('+i.s+' meat):</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0 && i.g==0 && i.t==1) { shown++;contents += dc + 'managestore.php?action=additem&qty1=NUM&item1=IID&price1=&limit1=&ajax=1&pwd=a788a1be71515189a3d54ccfacf1d6c9" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Stock in Mall:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.q==0 && i.p==0 && i.u=="q" && i.d==1 && i.t==1) { shown++;contents += dc + 'craft.php?action=pulverize&ajax=1&smashitem=IID&qty=NUM&pwd=a788a1be71515189a3d54ccfacf1d6c9" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>Pulverize:</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}one = 'one'; ss=some;if (i.u && i.u != ".") { shown++;contents += dc + 'inv_'+(i.u=="a"?"redir":(lab=(i.u=="u"?"use":(i.u=="e"?"eat":(i.u=="b"?"booze":(i.u=="s"?"spleen":"equip"))))))+'.php?ajax=1&whichitem=IID&itemquantity=NUM&quantity=NUM'+(i.u=="q"?"&action=equip":"")+'&pwd=a788a1be71515189a3d54ccfacf1d6c9" id="pircm_'+i.id+'"><b>'+ucfirst(unescape(i.ou ? i.ou.replace(/\+/g," ") : (lab=="booze"?"drink":lab)))+':</b> '+dd+one+']</a>';if (ss && i.u != 'q' && !(i.u=='u' && i.m==0)) { contents += da + i.n + db;}contents += '</div>';}return [contents, shown];}var todo = [];function nextAction() {var next_todo = todo.shift();if (next_todo) {eval(next_todo);}}function dojax(dourl, afterFunc, hoverCaller, failureFunc, method, params) {$.ajax({type: method || 'GET', url: dourl, cache: false,data: params || null,global: false,success: function (out) {nextAction();if (out.match(/no\|/)) {var parts = out.split(/\|/);if (failureFunc) failureFunc(parts[1]);else if (window.dojaxFailure) window.dojaxFailure(parts[1]);else if (top.chatpane.handleMessage) top.chatpane.handleMessage({type: 'event', msg: 'Oops! 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