Bale
Minion
I got this today, it puzzled me so much that I had to eat a second fortune cookie to convince me:
Apparently my first semi-rare is going to be on turn 71! I'll have to add that counter manually.
The glitch led me to the forum where I found THIS thread explaining how things have changed.
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[2] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
Round 0: bale wins initiative!
Round 1: bale uses the seal tooth!
Round 2: undead elbow macaroni takes 1 damage.
Round 2: Yoroids's red eye glances at an ant crawling at your feet. The ant turns red and begins to smoke. Not, like, cigarettes... Like something that's about to burst into flames.
Round 2: bale casts POINT AT YOUR OPPONENT!
Round 3: Yoroids swings his eyestalk toward your opponent, firing a searing ray of heat at it, dealing 216 damage. Man. That was way more entertaining than fireworks!
Round 3: undead elbow macaroni takes 216 damage.
You gain 10 Beefiness
You gain 10 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Roguishness
After Battle: Yoroids gives you an invigorating hot rock massage.
You gain 22 hit points
You gain 23 Mojo Points
After Battle: Yoroids winks at you with his giant central eye.
You gain 12 Meat
You gain 2 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 2 Enchantedness
You gain 2 Smarm
You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (duration: 10 Adventures)
> eat fortune
Since you are not in a Mysticality sign, you may not visit the restaurant.
Searching for "fortune cookie"...
Purchasing fortune cookie (1 @ 40)...
You acquire an item: fortune cookie
You spent 40 Meat
Purchases complete.
Eating 1 fortune cookie...
You gain 1 Adventure
Lucky numbers: 286, 69, 211
Lucky number 286 ignored - too large to be a semirare.
Lucky number 69 ignored - too soon to be a semirare.
Lucky number 211 ignored - too large to be a semirare.
Finished eating 1 fortune cookie.
[3] Haunted Pantry
Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
Round 0: bale wins initiative!
Round 1: bale executes a macro!
Round 1: bale attacks!
Round 2: possessed can of tomatoes takes 11 damage.
You gain 6 Meat
After Battle: Lllama smiles at you, a knowing gleam in his eye.
You gain 1 Strengthliness
You gain 2 Wizardliness
You gain 4 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You gain a Level!
> eat fortune
Since you are not in a Mysticality sign, you may not visit the restaurant.
Searching for "fortune cookie"...
Purchasing fortune cookie (1 @ 40)...
You acquire an item: fortune cookie
You spent 40 Meat
Purchases complete.
Eating 1 fortune cookie...
You gain 1 Adventure
Lucky numbers: 11, 84, 68
Lucky number 11 ignored - too soon to be a semirare.
Lucky number 84 ignored - too soon to be a semirare.
Lucky number 68 ignored - too soon to be a semirare.
Finished eating 1 fortune cookie.
Apparently my first semi-rare is going to be on turn 71! I'll have to add that counter manually.
The glitch led me to the forum where I found THIS thread explaining how things have changed.