Teel
New member
Odd, I think I was just adventuring in the Noob Cave:
I also have popsicle stick (3).
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BCC: This isn't actually adventuring at the noob cave. Don't worry.
You've had the crap beaten out of you... attempting to find some more crap.
Unable to cure beaten up! Go sewer or adventure someplace wussier.
Restoring HP! Currently at 0 of 58 HP, 75 of 218 MP, current meat: 8751 ... Target HP = 53.
Casting Lasagna Bandages 1 times...
You gain 22 hit points
Lasagna Bandages was successfully cast.
Casting Disco Power Nap 1 times...
You gain 40 hit points
Disco Power Nap was successfully cast.
You've had the crap beaten out of you... attempting to find some more crap.
Unable to cure beaten up! Go sewer or adventure someplace wussier.
You've had the crap beaten out of you... attempting to find some more crap.
Unable to cure beaten up! Go sewer or adventure someplace wussier.
Visit to Mountain: Noob Cave in progress...
[978] Noob Cave
Encounter: crate
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: teel wins initiative!
You lose 24 hit points
BCC: Monster HP is 11
BCC: These are the figures for Cannelloni Cannon: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 58 damage from Cannelloni Cannon
BCC: These are the figures for Fearful Fettucini: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 119 damage from Fearful Fettucini
BCC: These are the figures for Ravioli Shurikens: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 37 damage from Ravioli Shurikens
BCC: These are the figures for Spaghetti Spear: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 8 damage from Spaghetti Spear
BCC: We're actually NOT going to one-shot because noodles and then two shotting would be cheaper.
Round 1: teel casts ENTANGLING NOODLES!
Round 2: Trorg mimics a red-and-white striped ATM, and dispenses a little extra Meat.
You gain 129 Meat.
BCC: Monster HP is 11
BCC: These are the figures for Cannelloni Cannon: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 58 damage from Cannelloni Cannon
BCC: These are the figures for Fearful Fettucini: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 119 damage from Fearful Fettucini
BCC: These are the figures for Ravioli Shurikens: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 37 damage from Ravioli Shurikens
BCC: These are the figures for Spaghetti Spear: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 8 damage from Spaghetti Spear
BCC: We're actually NOT going to one-shot because noodles and then two shotting would be cheaper.
BCC: We are going to two-shot with Spaghetti Spear
Round 2: teel casts SPAGHETTI SPEAR!
Round 3: crate takes 10 damage.
BCC: Monster HP is 1
BCC: These are the figures for Cannelloni Cannon: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 58 damage from Cannelloni Cannon
BCC: These are the figures for Fearful Fettucini: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 119 damage from Fearful Fettucini
BCC: These are the figures for Ravioli Shurikens: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 37 damage from Ravioli Shurikens
BCC: These are the figures for Spaghetti Spear: Bonus: 30.0 and 1.2%//0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/0.0/El: 0.0/Myst: 76.0
BCC: I expect 8 damage from Spaghetti Spear
BCC: We are going to one-shot with Spaghetti Spear
Round 3: teel casts SPAGHETTI SPEAR!
Round 4: crate takes 14 damage.
Round 4: teel wins the fight!
You acquire an item: bottle of vodka
After Battle: Trorg gorges himself on candy from his bag. And hey, look, he dropped some!
You acquire an item: Polka Pop
You gain 2 Wizardliness
You gain 1 Smarm
You've had the crap beaten out of you... attempting to find some more crap.
Unable to cure beaten up! Go sewer or adventure someplace wussier.
Uhoh. Please use the map and fight the crab manually.
I also have popsicle stick (3).
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