zarqon
Well-known member
This has been discussed a few places, but I could find no official feature request, so I'm making one!
When there's something strange in your neighborhood, you naturally feel like calling people who bust ghosts, but if they arrive and go to face the invisible man in your bed, wouldn't you be embarrassed if they found it was only a run-of-the-mill horror rather than a ghost? Not even the right phylum! What an embarrassing blunder!
No, next time there's something weird, and it don't look good, let's require the monster to helpfully identify itself as either "ghost" or "not ghost", by checking $monster[].ghost. Then you can bust to your heart's content, or Pinch, or Hammer, or evilscroll, and it will make you feel good.
For your convenience, I shall quote you a very helpful list of things we ain't afraid of none of, provided by the sage Bale:
You'll note in the thread title I suggest possibly using a 'subgroup' field instead of a 'ghost' field. This is because there are also an increasing number of things that only work on bugbears, or seals, or werewolves, or snakes, or lions. I could see this being expanded later to include those other subgroups -- in which case it might be seen as nicer to have a string field (e.g. if ($monster[].subgroup == "bugbear")) than a lot of booleans.
Either way, I'll be glad when I can stop appearing to be a prank caller. Because, eventually, like in the boy who cried "wolf", they won't come.
When there's something strange in your neighborhood, you naturally feel like calling people who bust ghosts, but if they arrive and go to face the invisible man in your bed, wouldn't you be embarrassed if they found it was only a run-of-the-mill horror rather than a ghost? Not even the right phylum! What an embarrassing blunder!
No, next time there's something weird, and it don't look good, let's require the monster to helpfully identify itself as either "ghost" or "not ghost", by checking $monster[].ghost. Then you can bust to your heart's content, or Pinch, or Hammer, or evilscroll, and it will make you feel good.
For your convenience, I shall quote you a very helpful list of things we ain't afraid of none of, provided by the sage Bale:
Fortunately this has already been spaded. Here is the list of all ghosts:
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Category:Ghosts
Ancient ghost
Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Apartment Building)
Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Bowling Alley)
Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Hospital)
Ancient protector spirit (The Hidden Office Building)
Banshee librarian
Battlie Knight Ghost
Bettie Barulio
Boneless blobghost
Chalkdust wraith
Claybender Sorcerer Ghost
Cold ghost
Contemplative ghost
Dusken Raider Ghost
Emily Koops, a spooky lime
Ghost
Ghost actor
Ghost miner
Ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven
Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather
Hot ghost
Hustled spectre
Lovesick ghost
Marcus Macurgeon
Marvin J. Sunny
Mayor Ghost
Mayor Ghost (Hard Mode)
Model skeleton
Mortimer Strauss
Plaid ghost
Protector Spectre
Restless ghost
Sexy sorority ghost
Sheet ghost
Sleaze ghost
Space Tourist Explorer Ghost
Spirit of New Wave (Inner Sanctum)
Spirit of New Wave (Volcanic Cave)
Spooky ghost
Stench ghost
The ghost of Ebenoozer Screege
The ghost of Jim Unfortunato
The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven
The ghost of Monsieur Baguelle
The ghost of Oily McBindle
The ghost of Phil Bunion
The ghost of Richard Cockingham
The ghost of Sam McGee
The ghost of Vanillica "Trashblossom" Gorton
The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian
The Headless Horseman
The Icewoman
The Unknown Accordion Thief
The Unknown Disco Bandit
The Unknown Pastamancer
The Unknown Sauceror
The Unknown Seal Clubber
The Unknown Turtle Tamer
Whatsian Commando Ghost
Wonderful Winifred Wongle
You'll note in the thread title I suggest possibly using a 'subgroup' field instead of a 'ghost' field. This is because there are also an increasing number of things that only work on bugbears, or seals, or werewolves, or snakes, or lions. I could see this being expanded later to include those other subgroups -- in which case it might be seen as nicer to have a string field (e.g. if ($monster[].subgroup == "bugbear")) than a lot of booleans.
Either way, I'll be glad when I can stop appearing to be a prank caller. Because, eventually, like in the boy who cried "wolf", they won't come.