A pretty simple thingy, but I haven't seen it yet, so here it is!
This--DreadDrunk.ash--will find the most cost-efficient booze (given a non-insane number of mall searches) for making the Carriageman drunk as a Dreadsylvanian skunk, buy as much as it needs, and dump it down his throat. By default, it'll buy enough to unlock the Castle, but you can use "dreaddrunk village" to go halfway, or enter an exact number of sheets between 1 and 2000 to aim for.
For now, going from 0 to the Castle costs 52,000 meat-worth of Typical Tavern Swill, but this will vary with mall prices.
Please report any weird sheets values, because some of them are...weird, and must be adjusted for manually.
Installin': Paste this into the CLI:
Then type "DreadDrunk [input]" to run it.Code:svn checkout https://svn.code.sf.net/p/guyymafia/code/dreaddrunk