Okay, I have a functioning workaround script to do the same thing right now, but I was trying to simplify it based on map values instead of "if(my_name() == "username") { do this }"... but, this isn't working. I have two functions set up to define the ItemFam and StatFam, and they're called at the beginning of the switchFam function, but the variable isn't being recognized. I'm pretty sure I did things right, but... hrm. Would someone take a look at this please and help me realize what my brain is overlooking? 
