r28327 - What's Changed feat: change fact strings to be more thorough by @midgleyc in #2715 Full Changelog: r28326...r28327

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You're fighting a Mob Penguin hitman
HP: 164, Atk: 149, Def: 141, Type: penguin
Drops: kneecapping stick (0)
Just the Facts: +3 mysticality substats
Meat: 496 - 744
resulted in:
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You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
You gain 3 Smarm.
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You're fighting a Burly Sidekick
HP: 120, Atk: 120, Def: 110, Type: dude
Drops: armgun (9), cocoa eggshell fragment (30), Mohawk wig (10), tiny house (30)
Just the Facts: +3 mysticality substats
Meat: 322 - 483
resulted in:
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You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
You gain 3 Cheek.
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You're fighting The Twig and Berries
HP: 150, Atk: 152, Def: 136, Type: constellation
Drops: line (30), star (30), star (30)
Just the Facts: +3 mysticality substats
resulted in:
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You can get a little hair oil out of these guys if you squeeze them in the right spot.
You gain 3 Sarcasm.
 
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You're fighting a senile lihc
HP: 70, Atk: 76, Def: 71, Type: undead
Drops: lihc eye (20), lihc face (9)
Just the Facts: +3 moxie substats
resulted in:
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These things leave an above-average amount of psychic energy behind after they die.
You gain 4 Magicalness.
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You're fighting a giant giant moth
HP: 21, Atk: 26, Def: 24, Type: bug
Drops: giant giant moth dust (100 no pp)
Just the Facts: +3 moxie substats
Meat: 62 - 91
resulted in:
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These things leave an above-average amount of psychic energy behind after they die.
You gain 3 Wizardliness.
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You're fighting a Protector Spectre
HP: 110, Atk: 174, Def: 161, Type: undead
Drops: ancient amulet (100 no pp), spectre scepter (100 no pp)
Just the Facts: +3 moxie substats
resulted in:
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These things leave an above-average amount of psychic energy behind after they die.
You gain 3 Mysteriousness.
 
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On the other hand:
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You're fighting a ghost
HP: 90, Atk: 85, Def: 77, Type: undead
Drops: white pixel (80), white pixel (70), white pixel (60), white pixel (50), white pixel (40)
Just the Facts: +3 mysticality substats
results in:
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If you listen carefully, you can hear a ghost whispering forbidden secrets, even after it's defeated.
You gain 3 Magicalness.
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You're fighting an oil cartel hiding in the darkness
HP: 169, Atk: 194, Def: 186, Type: slime
Drops: bubblin' crude (100), bubblin' crude (30), bubblin' crude (10)
Just the Facts: +3 moxie substats
results in:
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This kind of slime is almost indistinguishable from skin moisturizer. Go ahead. You know you want to.
You gain 3 Smarm.

Just certain phyla are wrong.
 
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You're fighting a bugbear-in-the-box
HP: 21, Atk: 26, Def: 26, Type: beast
Drops: box (20), bugbear beanie (10), bugbear bungguard (10)
Just the Facts: Gummiheart (10)
Meat: 28 - 42
resulted in:
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This type of monster is immune to every sexually-transmitted disease but one. Nobody knows which one.
 
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