Some updates post-8825.
Added this to my copy of monsters.txt (which I can't upload to scaling differences... for that matter, these monsters are scaling in my copy, but anyways, we'll get there eventually):
Code:
# CRIMBCO 2010
tedious spreadsheet HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
unoptimized database HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
disorganized files HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
your overflowing inbox HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
Tome of Tropes HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
Book of Faces HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
chatty coworker HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
water cooler HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
Totally Malicious 'Zine HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100) CRIMBCO scrip (c100)
Best Game Ever HP: 10 Def: 10 Atk: 10 BGE merchandise order form (c100)
Basically, each of the low distraction mobs has a 100% chance to drop 10 CRIMBCO scrip. Each of the high distraction mobs has a 100% chance to drop 5 CRIMBCO scrip. The BGE has a 100% chance to drop the BGE merchandise order form.
Each of these is a conditional drop... you have to win to get the item. Not certain about conditionality of BGE, but I'm certain on the others. The unspaded values for these would be 10/10/10. Spaded is... irrelevant currently.
Datafile patch changes:
Consequences.txt
Fixes Ed the Undying form 1 and its conflicted image (no number on form 1). Skip the consequences part of the patch if you don't want this.
Itemdescs.txt
Removes wasted plural form for paperclip.
Removes wasted plural form for paperclip sproinger.
Adds plural for bottles of Blank-Out.
Adds glob of Blank-Out. (This has a somewhat funky plural according to the wiki, pluralizing Out, not glob. Odd.)
Adds photocopied monster.
Adds gaudy key (for MacGuffin quest).
Fixes a spot that wiped out the tiny plastic Baron von Rats (blank item 4877 was accidentally done as 2877).
Combat.txt
Adds the aforementioned monsters to the CRIMBCO cubicles zone, with a 100% combat rate.
Still needed beyond this - gaudy key needs to be marked as inventory usable. Using it gets the snake charms for the talisman.
Edit: Note regarding above/patch. Tome of Tropes, Book of Faces, overflowing inbox, and water cooler are all slightly different. "the Tome of Tropes", "the Book of Faces", "your overflowing inbox", and "the water cooler" are the proper names for these.