Bale
Minion
When I sing to get rid of earworms inflicted by my Nemesis, the Demon Mariarchi Somerset Lopez, the earworms swarm their creator dealing a lot of damage to him. However, mafia does not recognize the damage.
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You start pumping your accordion, and loudly sing a mashup of "Feliz Navidad" and "The Fishhead Song".<p><i>Fish heads, fish heads a merry Christmas,<p>I wanna wish-a you a roly-poly fish heads,<p>I wanna fish heads a merry Christmas, from the bottom of eat them up, yum!</i><p>The two most virulent songs known to man, they easily drive the earworms from your head, neatly canceling each other out in the process and leaving your mind clear. Meanwhile, the worms go berserk, and squealing in pain and frustration they swarm back at their creator, dealing 50 to the foul demon. <p><p>Somerset Lopez's face opens wide, and he screeches a terrible cacophony filled with harsh, jagged notes, yet with an oddly catchy melody. You stagger back, gasping for breath, and notice your toes tapping of their own accord. Oh god -- that catchy melody! You've caught it! The tune echoes through your skull over and over... and then you feel it. Them. Crawling. Wriggling. In your head! In your ears! Earworms! 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