[1081710] The Gourd!
Encounter: To Meet a Gourd
> In choice adventure 619
Took choice 619/1: Let me at 'em! (6 adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=619&option=1&pwd
Encounter: tin can conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: tin can conspirator takes 3252 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 40 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
> Done!
[1081711] The Gourd!
Encounter: goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: goblin conspirator takes 3221 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 107 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
[1081712] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3220 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 91 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
You acquire an item: sleaze powder
After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
[1081713] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3218 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 86 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 2 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 2 Cheek
[1081714] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3224 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 76 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
[1081715] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3245 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 66 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
[1081716] The Gourd!
Encounter: A Blow Is Struck!
> In choice adventure 620
Took choice 620/1: Let's do this! (6 adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=620&option=1&pwd
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3217 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 66 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
> Done!
[1081717] The Gourd!
Encounter: tin can conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: tin can conspirator takes 3215 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 51 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
You acquire an item: Sugar Cog
After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
[1081718] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider conspirator takes 3222 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 61 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
[1081719] The Gourd!
Encounter: canned goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: canned goblin conspirator takes 3256 damage.
You acquire an item: Xiblaxian polymer
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 107 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
[1081720] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider-goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider-goblin conspirator takes 3260 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 132 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
[1081721] The Gourd!
Encounter: canned goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: canned goblin conspirator takes 3256 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 112 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 2 Sarcasm
[1081722] The Gourd!
Encounter: Hold the Line!
> In choice adventure 621
Took choice 621/1: I'm so ready! (6 adventures)
choice.php?whichchoice=621&option=1&pwd
Encounter: canned goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: canned goblin conspirator takes 3212 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 112 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
> Done!
[1081723] The Gourd!
Encounter: tin spider conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: tin spider conspirator takes 3219 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 107 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
[1081724] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider-goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider-goblin conspirator takes 3219 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 56 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
You acquire an item: stench powder
After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
After Battle: You gain 2 Sarcasm
[1081725] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider-goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider-goblin conspirator takes 3220 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 58 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
[1081726] The Gourd!
Encounter: canned goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
Round 2: Chondara attacks!
Round 3: canned goblin conspirator takes 3210 damage.
Round 3: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 39 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
[1081727] The Gourd!
Encounter: spider-goblin conspirator
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: spider-goblin conspirator takes 3218 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
You gain 48 Meat
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You acquire an item: spider web
After Battle: You see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, and you grab it. Far out, man!
You acquire an item: gilt perfume bottle
After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah
[1081728] The Gourd!
Encounter: The Moment of Truth
> In choice adventure 622
Took choice 622/1: He is going down! (1 adventure)
choice.php?whichchoice=622&option=1&pwd
Encounter: Fnord the Unspeakable
Round 0: Chondara wins initiative!
Round 1: Chondara executes a macro!
Round 1: Chondara attacks!
Round 2: Fnord the Unspeakable takes 3245 damage.
Round 2: Chondara wins the fight!
After Battle: Tog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: spider web
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
After Battle: You think you see a weird thing out of the corner of your eye, but it turns out to be nothing. Which is actually pretty weird, if you think about it, man.
After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
> Done!
[1081729] The Gourd!
Encounter: Goodbye Fnord
> In choice adventure 634
Took choice 634/1: Take It
choice.php?whichchoice=634&option=1&pwd
You acquire an item: fancy gourd potion
> Done!