Bug - Fixed Maximizer no longer wants to equip the broken champagne bottle at all

Outfits [Eldritch Equipage]
SLOT 0
[silent beret (345), eldritch scanner (345), opera mask (345), (none) (345), draggin' ball hat (345), snorkel (345), Knob Goblin harem veil (345), ravioli hat (345), disco mask (345), seal-skull helmet (345), mariachi hat (345), Hollandaise helmet (345), bum cheek (345), foolscap fool's cap (345), knobby helmet turtle (345), bugbear beanie (345), parasitic headgnawer (345), Ze™ goggles (345), coconut shell (345), eyepatch (345), pail (345), maiden wig (345), Dyspepsi-Cola helmet (345), mullet wig (345), skeletortoise (345), smooth velvet hat (345), helmet turtle (345), balaclava (345), leather aviator's cap (345), giant discarded bottlecap (345), brown paper bag mask (345), viking helmet (345), anniversary concrete fedora (345), snow hat (345), chef's hat (345), Knob Goblin visor (345), topeé (345), crêepy mask (345), sucker kabuto (345), filthy knitted dread sack (345), basic meat helmet (345), asbestos helmet turtle (345), goat beard (345), lihc face (345), sequined fez (345), fire (345), clown wig (345), Elder Turtle Shell (345), Colander of Em-er'il (345), Ancient Saucehelm (345), Disco 'Fro Pick (345), El Sombrero De Lopez (345), Brogre bucket hat (345), neoprene skullcap (345), genie's turbane (345), polyester panama hat (345), antique helmet (345), suspicious-looking fedora (345), space beast fur hat (345), FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask (345), cornuthaum (345), wax hat (345), f3d0r4 (345), powdered wig (345), Dolphin King's crown (345), Orcish baseball cap (345), eXtreme scarf (345), cold ninja mask (345), miming beret (345), gingerbread tophat (345), safarrri hat (345), pixel hat (345), leather mask (345), worn tophat (345), meatloaf helmet (345), Knob Goblin elite helm (345), Mohawk wig (345), toy space helmet (345), wool hat (345), psychic's circlet (345), El Vibrato helmet (345), Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat (345), Zombo's skullcap (345), ratty knitted cap (345), brown felt tophat (345), clingfilm cap (345), papier-mitre (345), FantasyRealm Mage's Hat (345), mummy mask (345), spaghetti cult mask (345), fiberglass fedora (345), fuzzy montera (345), orange peel hat (345), dilapidated wizard hat (345), double-ice cap (345), sealhide hood (345), ghast iron Garibaldi (345), wrought-iron wig (345), pentagram bandana (345), giant yellow hat (345), fuzzy earmuffs (345), wolf mask (345), lynyrdskin cap (345), Mer-kin bunwig (345), Covers-Your-Head (345), zombie mariachi hat (345), Mayor Ghost's toupee (345), Thunkula's drinking cap (345), Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap (345), The Emperor's new hat (345), big bad voodoo mask (345), cold water bottle (345), water-polo cap (345), corrosive cowl (345), Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (345), beer helmet (345), reinforced beaded headband (345), warbear plain ushanka (345), Mark II Steam-Hat (345), paperclip turban (345), sugar chapeau (345), warbear plain helm (345), pig-iron helm (345), foam commodore's hat (345), dreadful fedora (345), Mer-kin sneakmask (345), The Jokester's wig (345), Crown of the Goblin King (345), aerogel akubra (345), eldritch hat (345), bellhop's hat (345), hazmat helmet (345), longhaired hippy wig (345), Lens of Hatred (345), Scalp of Gorgolok (345), fuzzy busby (345), warbear plain fedora (345), FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm (345), mesh cap (345), fancy tophat (345), Boris's Helm (askew) (345), noir fedora (345), Unfortunato's foolscap (345), meteortarboard (345), sponge helmet (345), Xiblaxian stealth cowl (345), Uncle Hobo's stocking cap (345), The Necbromancer's Hat (345), crumpled felt fedora (345), Dinsey's brain (345), Helm of the Scream Emperor (345), Hairpiece On Fire (345), Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes (345), hangman's hood (345), moist sailor's cap (345), Spelunker's fedora (345), battered old top-hat (345), stainless steel skullcap (345), hardened slime hat (345), Frosty's old silk hat (345), Hodgman's porkpie hat (345), plexiglass pith helmet (345), intimidating coiffure (345), electrician's hardhat (345), Great Wolf's headband (345), porcelain porkpie (345), panhandle panhandling hat (345), feathered headdress (345), biker's hat (345), Goggles of Loathing (346), Brimstone Beret (347), miner's helmet (350), Mark IV Steam-Hat (355), Mark V Steam-Hat (355), The Crown of Ed the Undying (355), straw hat (355), wad of used tape (360), bounty-hunting helmet (365)]
[bounty-hunting helmet, Brimstone Beret, Goggles of Loathing, Hodgman's porkpie hat, Hairpiece On Fire]
SLOT 1
[grave robbing shovel (345), Tales of the Word Realms (345), big stick (345), toy accordion (345), antique accordion (345), slingshot (345), basic meat staff (345), stone banjo (345), wooden stakes (345), spooky stick (345), rusty grave robbing shovel (345), third-hand nunchaku (345), Disco Banjo (345), gift-a-pult (345), high-temperature mining drill (345), dripping meat crossbow (345), 25-meat staff (345), Knob Goblin elite polearm (345), 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (345), half-sized guitar (345), pool cue (345), jungle drum (345), infernal fife (345), eXtreme meat crossbow (345), Drowsy Sword (345), frozen nunchaku (345), weighted paperclip chain (345), ninja mop (345), lucky ball-and-chain (345), can cannon (345), Kentucky-fried meat staff (345), ram stick (345), Red Rover BB gun (345), giant discarded plastic fork (345), high-energy mining laser (345), big bass drum (345), giant needle (345), crowbarrr (345), 4-dimensional guitar (345), ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (345), bone flute (345), haunted bindle (345), acoustic guitarrr (345), linoleum crossbow (345), El Vibrato energy spear (345), Chester's bag of candy (345), chrome staff (345), lawnmower blade (345), soylent staff (345), charming flute (345), plastic guitar (345), armgun (345), didgeridooka (345), perforated battle paddle (345), a butt tuba (345), elephant stinger (345), clockwork sword (345), Rain-Doh violet bo (345), heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr (345), magilaser blastercannon (345), fire poi (345), ga-ga radio (345), murderbot plasma rifle (345), plastic nunchaku (345), Mer-kin digpick (345), sugar shillelagh (345), ridiculously huge sword (345), pewter claymore (345), massive sitar (345), ocarina of space (345), rib of the Bonerdagon (345), Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork (345), villainous scythe (345), giant turkey leg (345), Great Wolf's rocket launcher (345), intimidating chainsaw (345), miniature deck cannon (345), cast-iron legacy paddle (345), Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (345), halibut (345), drywall axe (345), scepter of the Skeleton Lord (345), non-stick pugil stick (345), Mer-kin dragnet (345), steel drivin' hammer (345), negotiatin' hammer (345), plexiglass pikestaff (345), Zombo's shoulder blade (345), Frosty's nailbat (345), Coily™ (355), PVC staff (355), bindlestocking (355), bounty-hunting rifle (360), broken champagne bottle (565)]
[broken champagne bottle, bounty-hunting rifle]
SLOT 2
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 3
[Unkillable Skeleton's shield (345), Drunkula's wineglass (345), HOA regulation book (345), sturdy cane (345), deck of tropical cards (345), Tiki lighter (345), fake hand (345), oyster basket (345), joybuzzer (345), defective skull (345), stuffed cocoabo (345), stuffed baby gravy fairy (345), stuffed flaming gravy fairy (345), stuffed frozen gravy fairy (345), stuffed stinky gravy fairy (345), stuffed spooky gravy fairy (345), stuffed sleazy gravy fairy (345), stuffed astral badger (345), stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (345), stuffed hand turkey (345), stuffed snowy owl (345), stuffed scary death orb (345), stuffed mind flayer (345), stuffed undead elbow macaroni (345), stuffed Cheshire bitten (345), hobo code binder (345), Ol' Scratch's ash can (345), Wand of Oscus (345), Zombo's shield (345), washboard shield (345), spaghetti-box banjo (345), marinara jug (345), makeshift castanets (345), left-handed melodica (345), Hodgman's metal detector (345), glowing esca (345), turtling rod (345), stuffed Meat (345), stuffed treasure chest (345), stuffed key (345), stuffed Baron von Ratsworth (345), stuffed monocle (345), stuffed teddy butler (345), stuffed tin of caviar (345), card sleeve (345), smirking shrunken head (345), bone abacus (345), UV-resistant compass (345), porcelain pepper mill (345), sonar fishfinder (345), sprinkle-begging cup (345), gingerbread moneybag (345), surprisingly capacious handbag (345), red LavaCo Lamp™ (345), blue LavaCo Lamp™ (345), green LavaCo Lamp™ (345), antique shield (345), box (345), magical ice cubes (345), standards and practices guide (345), sewer turtle (345), tropical paperweight (345), borg sock monkey (345), low-budget shield (345), coffin lid (345), foon (345), Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet (345), 7-ball (345), tip jar (345), third-hand lantern (345), Dyspepsi-Cola shield (345), bottle of Goldschnöckered (345), clownskin buckler (345), hot plate (345), glass gnoll eye (345), white satin shield (345), flimsy clipboard (345), Science Notebook (345), fireproof megaphone (345), flaming talons (345), Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration (345), Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire (345), 1-ball (345), Necrotelicomnicon (345), Cookbook of the Damned (345), double-ice box (345), orcish stud-finder (345), oil lamp (345), turtle wax shield (345), meteorite guard (345), wicker clicker (345), fiberglass fetish (345), foon of fulmination (345), Frigid Northern Beans (345), yakskin buckler (345), 2-ball (345), 3-ball (345), 4-ball (345), 6-ball (345), padded tortoise (345), LOV Elephant (345), sealhide buckler (345), wicker shield (345), hors d'oeuvre tray (345), sealskin drum (345), Rain-Doh green lantern (345), Whatsian Ionic Pliers (345), meteorb (345), giant penguin keychain (345), polyester pad (345), sawblade shield (345), 9-ball (345), keg shield (345), Elizabeth's Dollie (345), fleshy lump (345), disturbing fanfic (345), rusty compass (345), green peawee marble (345), silver cow creamer (345), Glass Balls of the Goblin King (345), heavy-duty clipboard (345), little black book (345), Ol' Scratch's stove door (345), Oscus's garbage can lid (345), brown crock marble (345), bakelite bowl (345), Tesla's Electroplated Beans (345), Mer-kin roundshield (345), Dinsey's radar dish (345), painted shield (345), tailbone shield (345), easter egg balloon (345), Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince (345), Great Wolf's left paw (345), wonderwall shield (345), grisly shield (345), primitive alien totem (345), six-rainbow shield (345), black shield (345), psychic's crystal ball (345), cosmetic football (345), vinyl shield (345), Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince (345), The Necbromancer's Stein (345), stress ball (345), battered hubcap (345), Cold Stone of Hatred (345), Chalice of the Malkovich Prince (345), nozzle of the Phoenix (345), Half a Purse (345), moxie magnet (345), red wagon (345), Adventurer bobblehead (345), Sword of the Brouhaha Prince (345), spant shield (345), old school flying disc (345), Hodgman's imaginary hamster (345), Wal-Mart snowglobe (345), shield of the Skeleton Lord (345), KoL Con 13 snowglobe (345), aerogel attache case (345), rice bowl (345), tiny black hole (345), Loathing Legion can opener (345), Loathing Legion corkscrew (345), 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign (345), sucker bucket (345), sommelier's towel (345), Jarlsberg's pan (345), Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) (345), basaltamander buckler (345), fake washboard (345), peanut brittle shield (345), Scepter of Loathing (346), Brimstone Bunker (347), Tuesday's ruby (350), fancy opera glasses (350), eye of the Tiger-lily (350), Loathing Legion many-purpose hook (355), Bag o' Tricks (355), A Light that Never Goes Out (375)]
[A Light that Never Goes Out, Brimstone Bunker, Scepter of Loathing, Hodgman's imaginary hamster, Half a Purse, Hodgman's metal detector]
SLOT 4
[Drapes-You-Regally (345), Mayor Ghost's cloak (345), Drunkula's cape (345), pillow shell (345), whatsit-covered turtle shell (345), frozen turtle shell (345), shocked shell (345), octolus-skin cloak (345), sealhide cloak (345), black cloak (345), wicker slicker (345), Misty Cape (345), giant gym membership card (345), rubber cape (345), fiberglass frock (345), Misty Robe (345), cod cape (345), Lavalos's shell (345), paperclip cape (345), Rain-Doh red wings (345), Misty Cloak (345), Time Bandit Time Towel (345), Duke Vampire's regal cloak (345), spant backplate (345), Cloak of Dire Shadows (345), little deuce cape (345), polyester parachute (345), bakelite backpack (345), porcelain pelerine (345), makeshift cape (350), Buddy Bjorn (360), protonic accelerator pack (360), Camp Scout backpack (360)]
[Camp Scout backpack]
SLOT 5
[red shirt (345), red-and-green sweater (345), smooth velvet shirt (345), clownskin harness (345), Brogre brolo shirt (345), filthy hippy poncho (345), General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (345), Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (345), Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (345), goth kid t-shirt (345), SMOOCH breastplate (345), safety vest (345), bronze breastplate (345), miming shirt (345), flyest of shirts (345), sugar shirt (345), asbestos apron (345), chamoisole (345), hipposkin poncho (345), surgical apron (345), "Remember the Trees" Shirt (345), gingerbread hoodie (345), punk rock jacket (345), Knob Goblin elite shirt (345), Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate (345), white snakeskin duster (345), Kashmir sweater (345), unrequired jacket (345), origami pasties (345), Stephen's lab coat (345), psycho sweater (345), denim jacket (345), gingham blouse (345), shoe ad T-shirt (345), shark jumper (345), gingerbread waistcoat (345), extra-see-thru nightie (345), dreadful sweater (345), Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat (345), blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail (345), The Emperor's new shirt (345), Liam's mail (345), sea salt scrubs (345), Xiblaxian stealth vest (345), Chester's muscle shirt (345), trench coat (345), Dragonscale breastplate (345), cane-mail shirt (345), Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (345), Grateful Undead T-shirt (350)]
[Grateful Undead T-shirt]
SLOT 6
[lava-proof pants (330), servo-assisted exo-pants (330), mariachi pants (330), old sweatpants (330), Knob Goblin harem pants (330), Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece (330), bugbear bungguard (330), leather chaps (330), frilly skirt (330), white satin pants (330), tighty whiteys (330), smooth velvet pants (330), wicker knickers (330), snow pants (330), polyester pettipants (330), gold lamé pants (330), bloody clown pants (330), los chinos (330), stylish swimsuit (330), topiary tights (330), Knob Goblin pants (330), sucker hakama (330), Knob Goblin elite pants (330), ironic jogging shorts (330), filthy corduroys (330), brown paper pants (330), ninja hot pants (330), miner's pants (330), Boss Bat britches (330), antique greaves (330), swashbuckling pants (330), gingerbread trousers (330), genie's pants (330), miming corduroys (330), snowboarder pants (330), SMOOCH codpiece (330), Galapagosian Cuisses (330), Angelhair Culottes (330), Newman's Own Trousers (330), Volartta's bellbottoms (330), Lederhosen of the Night (330), paperclip pants (330), space beast fur pants (330), giant discarded torn-up glove (330), wax pants (330), dress pants (330), Brogre brorts (330), The Emperor's new pants (330), Orcish cargo shorts (330), pixel pants (330), psychic's pslacks (330), ratskin pajama pants (330), troll britches (330), burnt snowpants (330), Knob Goblin Uberpants (330), leotarrrd (330), Whoompa Fur Pants (330), pig-iron shinguards (330), furry pants (330), furry kilt (330), parasitic tentacles (330), distressed denim pants (330), El Vibrato leg guards (330), Ol' Scratch's ol' britches (330), Oscus's dumpster waders (330), Zombo's grievous greaves (330), Chester's cutoffs (330), gym shorts (330), sealhide leggings (330), pygmy briefs (330), penguin shorts (330), penguinskin mini-skirt (330), oil slacks (330), papier-mâchuridars (330), muddy skirt (330), bloodied surgical dungarees (330), turtlemail breeches (330), clingfilm trousers (330), corroded breeches (330), yakskin skirt (330), cursed breeches (330), crotchety pants (330), Dinsey's pants (330), lynyrdskin breeches (330), Warms-Your-Tush (330), zombie mariachi pants (330), Mayor Ghost's khakis (330), Drunkula's silky pants (330), Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards (330), wrought-iron waders (330), 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (330), flowing hippy skirt (330), Jodhpurs of Violence (330), warbear long johns (330), bullet-proof corduroys (330), Spelunker's khakis (330), warbear battle greaves (330), foam naval trousers (330), fancy tuxedo pants (330), old patched suit-pants (330), Pantaloons of Hatred (330), double-ice britches (330), Daisy's unclean bloomers (330), spants (330), Xiblaxian stealth trousers (330), porcelain plus-fours (330), bakelite breeches (330), stainless steel slacks (330), Krakrox's Loincloth (330), astronaut pants (330), Great Wolf's beastly trousers (330), Oscus's flypaper pants (330), Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants (330), hardened slime pants (330), The Jokester's pants (330), Wal-Mart overalls (330), leggings of the Spider Queen (330), eldritch pants (330), Greaves of the Murk Lord (330), the Archwizard's briefs (330), Vicar's Tutu (330), weedy skirt (330), Travoltan trousers (330), hobo dungarees (330), Hodgman's lobsterskin pants (330), The Ghoul King's ghoulottes (330), sugar shorts (330), red silk skirt (330), The Necbromancer's Shorts (330), Jeans of Loathing (331), Brimstone Boxers (332), Pantsgiving (345), bounty-hunting pants (350)]
[bounty-hunting pants, Brimstone Boxers, Jeans of Loathing, Hodgman's lobsterskin pants, Vicar's Tutu]
SLOT 7
[HOA zombie eyes (320), Mer-kin gutgirdle (320), Space Trip safety headphones (320), solid gold pegleg (320), heat-resistant gloves (320), giant designer sunglasses (320), heat-resistant necktie (320), Amulet of Yendor (320), Mer-kin dragbelt (320), red badge (320), tap shoes (320), whalebone corset (320), water wings for babies (320), bugbear detector (320), hemp string (320), acid-squirting flower (320), ye olde golde frontes (320), monster bait (320), giant pinky ring (320), tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer (320), Lord Spookyraven's spectacles (320), chintzy turtle brooch (320), chintzy saucepan earring (320), chintzy disco ball pendant (320), chintzy accordion pin (320), rubber WWJD? bracelet (320), rubber WWBD? bracelet (320), rubber WWSPD? bracelet (320), rubber WWtNSD? bracelet (320), diamond necklace (320), spade necklace (320), club necklace (320), hippy protest button (320), x-ray specs (320), vampire collar (320), MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech (320), Mega Gem (320), encoder ring (320), bottle opener belt buckle (320), cannonball charrrm bracelet (320), mood ring (320), Oscus's pelt (320), Chester's moustache (320), hobo stogie (320), rope with some soap on it (320), Hodgman's lucky sock (320), diving muff (320), Mer-kin prayerbeads (320), stuffed mink (320), Garter of the Turtle Poacher (320), Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental (320), Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob (320), Bling of the New Wave (320), La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez (320), CRIMBCO lanyard (320), shock belt (320), time halo (320), gold wedding ring (320), orc wrist (320), freshwater pearl necklace (320), actual reality goggles (320), ring of Detect Boring Doors (320), Drunkula's ring of haze (320), attorney's badge (320), warbear energy bracers (320), banjo kazoo mount (320), Groll doll (320), smooth velvet pocket square (320), smooth velvet socks (320), smooth velvet hanky (320), Othello's handkerchief (320), ticksilver ring (320), gingerbeard (320), mime army insignia (infantry) (320), mime army insignia (intelligence) (320), mime army insignia (espionage) (320), mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) (320), mime army insignia (cryonics) (320), mime army insignia (psychological warfare) (320), mime army insignia (sanitation) (320), mime army insignia (morale) (320), LyleCo premium monocle (320), neverending wallet chain (320), ponytail clip (320), Pine-Fresh air freshener (320), disbelief suspenders (320), round purple sunglasses (320), tiny plastic anime smiley (320), tiny plastic astronomer (320), tiny plastic beanbat (320), tiny plastic handsome mariachi (320), tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter (320), tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl (320), tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist (320), tiny plastic whitesnake (320), tiny plastic zmobie (320), tiny plastic topiary golem (320), tiny plastic fruit golem (320), tiny plastic moneybee (320), tiny plastic bugaboo (320), tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear (320), tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear (320), tiny plastic Scott the Miner (320), tiny plastic angry space marine (320), tiny plastic Gary Claybender (320), glowing red eye (320), cheap studded belt (320), teflon swim fins (320), oven mitts (320), red shoe (320), ring of half-assed regeneration (320), topiary necktie (320), aerogel apron (320), dirty hobo gloves (320), disembodied smile (320), orange glowstick (320), green glowstick (320), pink glowstick (320), yellow glowstick (320), blue glowstick (320), purple glowstick (320), tonguebone (320), head mirror (320), SMOOCH spaulders (320), flashing novelty button (320), polka-dot bow tie (320), Frosty's carrot (320), tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer (320), white collar (320), boxing glove (320), duonoculars (320), portable cassette player (320), tiny plastic mosquito (320), tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton (320), tiny plastic stab bat (320), tiny plastic cocoabo (320), tiny plastic star starfish (320), tiny plastic coffee pixie (320), tiny plastic Crimbo elf (320), stuffed shoulder parrot (320), Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (320), tiny plastic Beelzebozo (320), enormous hoop earring (320), gummi bowtie (320), tiny plastic Beebee King (320), tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer (320), Duskwalker fangs (320), stolen necklace (320), haggis socks (320), pat-a-cake pendant (320), snow belly (320), eXtreme mittens (320), tiny plastic hermit (320), tiny plastic Crimbo wreath (320), plastic spider ring (320), clown shoes (320), big red clown nose (320), Codpiece of the Goblin King (320), pygmy nose-bone (320), spiky turtle shoulderpads (320), stick-on eyebrow piercing (320), badge of authority (320), sealhide gloves (320), walrus-tusk earring (320), round green sunglasses (320), bewitching boots (320), imp unity ring (320), SMOOCH kneepads (320), wrought-iron walker (320), infernal insoles (320), brazen bracelet (320), bitter bowtie (320), phat turquoise bracelet (320), miming boots (320), miming gloves (320), tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo (320), tiny plastic golden gundam (320), psychic's amulet (320), paperclip-on tie (320), noticeable pumps (320), C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (320), spark plug earring (320), arrrgyle socks (320), kick-ass kicks (320), shiny tribal beads (320), mysterious silver lapel pin (320), clingfilm slippers (320), sk8board (320), Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (320), clownskin belt (320), Iiti Kitty phone charm (320), shamanic beads (320), bejeweled cufflinks (320), dethklok (320), glacial clock (320), Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles (320), bakelite belt (320), fiberglass fannypack (320), pearl diver's ring (320), genie's bracers (320), vampire pearl necklace (320), jaunty feather (320), ghost of a necklace (320), tiny plastic turtle tamer (320), natty blue ascot (320), Gaia beads (320), tube sock (320), garish pinky ring (320), Protects-Your-Junk (320), Jefferson wings (320), expensive camera (320), energy drink IV (320), pearl diver's necklace (320), aerogel ascot (320), Lockenstock™ sandals (320), woven baling wire bracelets (320), Ankh of Badahnkadh (320), Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (320), aerogel anvil (320), tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type (320), papier-masque (320), pig-iron bracers (320), wicker ticker (320), Boss Bat bling (320), amulet of extreme plot significance (320), furniture dolly (320), Chester's Aquarius medallion (320), water-polo mitt (320), Spookyraven signet (320), hippy medical kit (320), dark baconstone ring (320), shiny ring (320), Talisman o' Namsilat (320), heart of the volcano (320), chocolate pocketwatch (320), dorky glasses (320), Saccharine Maple pendant (320), bejeweled pledge pin (320), surgical mask (320), wicker kickers (320), wrought-iron widget (320), super-strong air freshener (320), beach glass necklace (320), giant motorcycle boots (320), compression stocking (320), red masque (320), Crimbomega drive chain (320), candy dress shoes (320), wax face (320), Bram's choker (320), sealhide belt (320), wrench bracelet (320), hamethyst ring (320), LOV Earrings (320), wrought-iron winch crank (320), asteroid belt (320), sealhide moccasins (320), badass belt (320), Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred (320), aquamariner's necklace (320), cheap sunglasses (320), warbear warscarf (320), wax hand (320), your cowboy boots (320), sphygmomanometer (320), Zombo's skull ring (320), Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves (320), gearbox necklace (320), Ring of Fire (320), warbear laser bowtie (320), Bonerdagon necklace (320), pirate fledges (320), blackberry galoshes (320), wicksilver ring (320), Boris's ring (320), ring of gain strength (320), Helps-You-Sleep (320), rusty chain necklace (320), Ol' Scratch's manacles (320), meteorthopedic shoes (320), Girdle of Hatred (320), chintzy seal pendant (320), amber aviator shades (320), vinyl boots (320), over-the-shoulder Folder Holder (320), Claw of the Infernal Seal (320), stainless steel suspenders (320), headhunter necktie (320), shiny hood ornament (320), blackberry combat boots (320), Master Thief's utility belt (320), malevolent medallion (320), numberwang (320), glow-in-the-dark necklace (320), sicksilver ring (320), plexiglass pendant (320), Dinsey's glove (320), Mesmereyes™ contact lenses (320), Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square (320), spant shoulderpads (320), stainless steel solitaire (320), Uncle Hobo's belt (320), stainless steel scarf (320), rickety old unicycle (320), crusty hula hoop (320), bakelite brooch (320), Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase (320), training legwarmers (320), Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (320), plastic vampire fangs (320), slime-covered necklace (320), the Ley Incursion's waist (320), hardened slime belt (320), Boots of Twilight Whispers (320), Wal-Mart nametag (320), Draftsman's driving gloves (320), mafia pinky ring (320), mafia thumb ring (320), mafia middle finger ring (320), fancy black tie (320), World's Best Adventurer sash (320), Uncle Hobo's epic beard (320), bakelite badge (320), fossilized necklace (320), Hodgman's bow tie (320), Former Sheriff Dan's tin star (320), belt of Ogrekind (320), V for Vivala mask (320), Dinsey's oculus (320), Mr. Screege's spectacles (320), mafia pointer finger ring (320), polyester pulsera (320), candy necktie (320), sticky gloves (320), flask flops (320), porcelain phantom mask (320), mime army infiltration glove (320), Quiets-Your-Steps (320), baneful bandolier (320), fudgecycle (320), Treads of Loathing (321), Pocket Square of Loathing (321), Belt of Loathing (321), Brimstone Bracelet (322), Brimstone Brooch (322), screwing pooch (323), Claybender glasses (324), navel ring of navel gazing (324), UV monocular (325), observational glasses (325), monstrous monocle (325), musty moccasins (325), molten medallion (325), Copper Alpha of Sincerity (325), Pink Heart of Spirit (325), Gauntlets of the Blood Moon (325), Iron Beta of Industry (326), Orange Star of Sacrifice (326), lucky rabbit's foot (327), Nickel Gamma of Frugality (327), Yellow Moon of Compassion (327), Zinc Delta of Tranquility (328), Green Clover of Justice (328), Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (330), Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge (330), Source shades (330), mayfly bait necklace (330), tie-dyed fannypack (330), fiberglass fingerguard (330), Purple Horseshoe of Honor (330), Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter (330), Mr. Cheeng's spectacles (335), gold detective badge (340), Mr. Accessory Jr. (345), ring of the Skeleton Lord (345), Mayor Ghost's sash (350), stinky fannypack (360)]
[stinky fannypack, Mayor Ghost's sash, Brimstone Brooch, Brimstone Bracelet, Belt of Loathing, Pocket Square of Loathing, Treads of Loathing, Hodgman's bow tie, Hodgman's lucky sock]
SLOT 8
[antique spear (345), can-you-dig-it? (345), seal-clubbing club (345), turtle totem (345), pasta spoon (345), saucepan (345), cool whip (345), clown hammer (345), stuffed crazy bastard sword (345), asparagus knife (345), Wand of Nagamar (345), Knob Goblin tongs (345), Gnollish flyswatter (345), skeleton bone (345), little paper umbrella (345), balloon sword (345), penguin whip (345), Gnollish pie server (345), boot knife (345), 5-Alarm Saucepan (345), Mace of the Tortoise (345), Pasta Spoon of Peril (345), warbear oil pan (345), law-abiding citizen cane (345), LyleCo premium magnifying glass (345), space beast fur whip (345), diamond-studded cane (345), dishrag (345), demon whip (345), Knob Goblin scimitar (345), hippo whip (345), flaming crutch (345), sabre teeth (345), cardboard wakizashi (345), broken sword (345), corn holder (345), sharpened spoon (345), time sword (345), soul knife (345), Hand that Rocks the Ladle (345), Saucepanic (345), Frankly Mr. Shank (345), exclusive club (345), eggbeater (345), cardboard katana (345), filthy pestle (345), scorpion whip (345), ironic battle spoon (345), shiny butcherknife (345), sucker tachi (345), pitchfork (345), obsidian dagger (345), parasitic claw (345), Knob Goblin melon baller (345), corrupt club of corrupt corruption (345), spiked femur (345), spork (345), costume sword (345), kneecapping stick (345), vorpal blade (345), titanium assault umbrella (345), spooky bicycle chain (345), remaindered axe (345), candy knife (345), smoldering bagel punch (345), witty rapier (345), white sword (345), huge spoon (345), dripping meat sword (345), dreadlock whip (345), macroplane grater (345), hilarious comedy prop (345), lupine sword (345), oversized pizza cutter (345), fleetwood chain (345), giant foam finger (345), Mer-kin finpaddle (345), soap knife (345), sealhide whip (345), pipe wrench (345), muculent machete (345), silver cheese-slicer (345), giant safety pin (345), half-size scalpel (345), palm-frond whip (345), black blade (345), dreadful glove (345), curmudgel (345), wicker sticker (345), wrought-iron whisk (345), batblade (345), silver shrimp fork (345), giant artisanal rice peeler (345), gingerbread gavel (345), black sword (345), pointed stick (345), polyester peeler (345), combat fan (345), Mayor Ghost's gavel (345), fiberglass foil (345), goatskin umbrella (345), flaming sword (345), chopsticks (345), breadchucks (345), short-handled mop (345), ancient ice cream scoop (345), crowbar (345), war tongs (345), sword of static (345), Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (345), huge mosquito proboscis (345), obsidian nutcracker (345), genie's scimitar (345), Maxwell's Silver Hammer (345), severed flipper (345), giant cactus quill (345), rusty piece of rebar (345), sugar shank (345), Pener's drumstick (345), pernicious cudgel (345), Carpathian longsword (345), slide rule (345), Super Magic Power Sword X (345), rusted-out shootin' iron (345), pygmy spear (345), hothammer (345), Dinsey's pizza cutter (345), oversized pipe (345), Frosty's arm (345), Bjorn's Hammer (345), VYKEA hex key (345), deadfall branch (345), oil pan (345), Great Wolf's right paw (345), frying brainpan (345), contract enforcement stick (345), antique machete (345), hand-carved bokken (345), protection stick (345), Work is a Four Letter Sword (345), Sword of Dark Omens (345), knife (345), spant spear (345), shooting morning star (345), stainless steel shillelagh (345), haiku katana (345), Uncle Hobo's highest bough (345), papier-mâchéte (345), porcelain police baton (345), lawn dart (345), Hodgman's whackin' stick (345), Meat Tenderizer is Murder (345), Mer-kin hookspear (345), western-style skinning knife (345), Thor's Pliers (345), kiwi beak (345), garbage sticker (345), Stick-Knife of Loathing (346), Brimstone Bludgeon (347), duct tape sword (350), octopus's spade (350), sticky hand whip (350), Spelunker's whip (355)]
[Spelunker's whip, Brimstone Bludgeon, Stick-Knife of Loathing, Meat Tenderizer is Murder, Work is a Four Letter Sword]
SLOT 9
[cap gun (345), disco ball (345), airblaster gun (345), cheap plastic blowgun (345), dented harmonica (345), sewer snake (345), knob bugle (345), doubt cannon (345), Rain-Doh yellow laser gun (345), Space Tourist Phaser (345), hippy bongo (345), double-barreled sling (345), ultimate ultimate frisbee (345), anger blaster (345), fear condenser (345), regret hose (345), Saturday Night Special (345), finger cymbals (345), yohohoyo (345), frigid derringer (345), happiness (345), world's smallest violin (345), rave whistle (345), barrel gun (345), sewage-clogged pistol (345), gingerbread pistol (345), rainbow crossbow (345), beer bong (345), grease cannon (345), sugar shotgun (345), diabolical crossbow (345), Frosty's snowball sack (345), mercenary pistol (345), Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun (345), papier-mâchine gun (345), detective roscoe (345), carrot-on-a-stick (345), The Jokester's gun (345), love (345)]
[love]
SLOT 10
[little bitty bathysphere (345), das boot (345), oversized fish scaler (345), fishy wand (345), tiny costume wardrobe (345), guard turtle collar (345), tiny bowler (345), ant hoe (345), ant rake (345), ant pitchfork (345), ant sickle (345), ant pick (345), annoying pitchfork (345), lead necklace (345), ittah bittah hookah (345), filthy child leash (345), sugar shield (345), astral pet sweater (345), Snow Suit (355)]
[Snow Suit]
SLOT 11
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 12
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 13
[dead guy's watch (320), grandfather watch (320), wristwatch of the white knight (320)]
[wristwatch of the white knight]
SLOT 14
[cap gun (345), antique spear (345), can-you-dig-it? (345), seal-clubbing club (345), turtle totem (345), pasta spoon (345), disco ball (345), cool whip (345), clown hammer (345), stuffed crazy bastard sword (345), airblaster gun (345), asparagus knife (345), cheap plastic blowgun (345), Wand of Nagamar (345), dented harmonica (345), Knob Goblin tongs (345), Gnollish flyswatter (345), skeleton bone (345), little paper umbrella (345), balloon sword (345), penguin whip (345), Gnollish pie server (345), saucepan (345), sewer snake (345), boot knife (345), Mace of the Tortoise (345), Pasta Spoon of Peril (345), law-abiding citizen cane (345), LyleCo premium magnifying glass (345), space beast fur whip (345), diamond-studded cane (345), knob bugle (345), dishrag (345), demon whip (345), Knob Goblin scimitar (345), hippo whip (345), flaming crutch (345), 5-Alarm Saucepan (345), warbear oil pan (345), doubt cannon (345), sabre teeth (345), cardboard wakizashi (345), broken sword (345), corn holder (345), sharpened spoon (345), time sword (345), Rain-Doh yellow laser gun (345), soul knife (345), Space Tourist Phaser (345), Hand that Rocks the Ladle (345), Frankly Mr. Shank (345), exclusive club (345), eggbeater (345), cardboard katana (345), hippy bongo (345), filthy pestle (345), scorpion whip (345), double-barreled sling (345), ironic battle spoon (345), shiny butcherknife (345), ultimate ultimate frisbee (345), sucker tachi (345), pitchfork (345), obsidian dagger (345), parasitic claw (345), Knob Goblin melon baller (345), Saucepanic (345), corrupt club of corrupt corruption (345), spiked femur (345), spork (345), costume sword (345), kneecapping stick (345), vorpal blade (345), titanium assault umbrella (345), spooky bicycle chain (345), remaindered axe (345), candy knife (345), smoldering bagel punch (345), witty rapier (345), anger blaster (345), fear condenser (345), regret hose (345), white sword (345), huge spoon (345), dripping meat sword (345), dreadlock whip (345), macroplane grater (345), hilarious comedy prop (345), Saturday Night Special (345), lupine sword (345), oversized pizza cutter (345), fleetwood chain (345), giant foam finger (345), finger cymbals (345), Mer-kin finpaddle (345), soap knife (345), sealhide whip (345), pipe wrench (345), muculent machete (345), silver cheese-slicer (345), giant safety pin (345), half-size scalpel (345), palm-frond whip (345), yohohoyo (345), black blade (345), frigid derringer (345), dreadful glove (345), curmudgel (345), wicker sticker (345), wrought-iron whisk (345), batblade (345), happiness (345), world's smallest violin (345), silver shrimp fork (345), giant artisanal rice peeler (345), gingerbread gavel (345), black sword (345), rave whistle (345), pointed stick (345), polyester peeler (345), combat fan (345), barrel gun (345), Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern (345), Mayor Ghost's gavel (345), fiberglass foil (345), goatskin umbrella (345), flaming sword (345), chopsticks (345), breadchucks (345), sewage-clogged pistol (345), short-handled mop (345), ancient ice cream scoop (345), crowbar (345), gingerbread pistol (345), war tongs (345), rainbow crossbow (345), sword of static (345), beer bong (345), Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (345), Staff of Blood and Pudding (345), huge mosquito proboscis (345), obsidian nutcracker (345), genie's scimitar (345), Maxwell's Silver Hammer (345), severed flipper (345), giant cactus quill (345), rusty piece of rebar (345), grease cannon (345), sugar shotgun (345), sugar shank (345), Pener's drumstick (345), aerogel accordion (345), diabolical crossbow (345), pernicious cudgel (345), slide rule (345), Carpathian longsword (345), Super Magic Power Sword X (345), rusted-out shootin' iron (345), Frosty's snowball sack (345), hothammer (345), pygmy spear (345), Dinsey's pizza cutter (345), Frosty's arm (345), oversized pipe (345), Bjorn's Hammer (345), Staff of the Black Kettle (345), VYKEA hex key (345), deadfall branch (345), mercenary pistol (345), oil pan (345), Great Wolf's right paw (345), Staff of the Scummy Sink (345), Staff of the Grand Flambé (345), frying brainpan (345), Staff of Simmering Hatred (345), contract enforcement stick (345), antique machete (345), Staff of the Deepest Freeze (345), The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff (345), hand-carved bokken (345), protection stick (345), Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun (345), Staff of the Roaring Hearth (345), Work is a Four Letter Sword (345), Sword of Dark Omens (345), Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals (345), knife (345), Staff of Kitchen Royalty (345), spant spear (345), shooting morning star (345), stainless steel shillelagh (345), haiku katana (345), Uncle Hobo's highest bough (345), papier-mâchéte (345), papier-mâchine gun (345), porcelain police baton (345), lawn dart (345), Hodgman's whackin' stick (345), Meat Tenderizer is Murder (345), Mer-kin hookspear (345), western-style skinning knife (345), detective roscoe (345), Thor's Pliers (345), kiwi beak (345), carrot-on-a-stick (345), The Jokester's gun (345), love (345), garbage sticker (345), Stick-Knife of Loathing (346), Brimstone Bludgeon (347), duct tape sword (350), octopus's spade (350), sticky hand whip (350), Spelunker's whip (355)]
[Spelunker's whip, sticky hand whip, Brimstone Bludgeon, Stick-Knife of Loathing, Meat Tenderizer is Murder, Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals, Work is a Four Letter Sword]
SLOT 15
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
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SLOT 18
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SLOT 19
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 20
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 21
[(none) (345)]
[(none)]
SLOT 22
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SLOT 23
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27507 combinations checked, best score 505.01
28912 combinations checked, best score 505.01