This is the hewn moon-rune spoon that does it, not the saber. Once per ascension according to the kol forums. All items change when you switch but you keep the buffs.
Super keen!
Turtle Tamer, Packrat. I really like this one. Lots of sweet potions in market and gno-mart. 22 turns of Got Milk? buff from hot powder. Epic catsup from hermit.
I noticed you did not have any pastamancers in your data set so I created a forum account and ascended into one. I'm not the fastest ascender but I will try to provide them as I am able.