Scripts maintained by me: Autobasement Smashlib
A small programmer joke: Wife: Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6.
The man came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why did you buy 6 bottles of milk.
Man: Because they had eggs...
The 6 Stages of Debugging: 1 )That can't happen. 2) That shouldn't happen. 3) Hmmm, weird. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6 )How did that ever work?
All programs can be optimized, and all programs have bugs; therefore all programs can be optimized to one line that doesn’t work. /Bob Fitch, Blizzard