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The phone rings, and you answer it. "Welcome, Sir," says the voice on the other end, the voice of a posh respectable gentleman. "Please consult the phone book and tell me what you'd like."<p>You open the book, and sure enough, it's a cocktail menu.<p>(You can have 3 more drinks from the speakeasy today.)</td></tr></table><table><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(261919502)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/milk.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="glass of "milk"" /></td><td onclick="descitem(261919502)">glass of "milk"</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="250 Meat" /></td><td>250</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="1" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(608728555)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/coffeecup.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="cup of "tea"" /></td><td onclick="descitem(608728555)">cup of "tea"</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="250 Meat" /></td><td>250</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="2" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(712543371)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/thermos.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="thermos of "whiskey"" /></td><td onclick="descitem(712543371)">thermos of "whiskey"</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="250 Meat" /></td><td>250</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="3" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(370494914)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/fruity.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Lucky Lindy" /></td><td onclick="descitem(370494914)">Lucky Lindy</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="500 Meat" /></td><td>500</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="4" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(323267882)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/martini.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Bee's Knees" /></td><td onclick="descitem(323267882)">Bee's Knees</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="500 Meat" /></td><td>500</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="5" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(820266043)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/rocks.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Sockdollager" /></td><td onclick="descitem(820266043)">Sockdollager</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="500 Meat" /></td><td>500</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="6" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(727300012)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/rocks_f.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Hot Socks" /></td><td onclick="descitem(727300012)">Hot Socks</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="5,000 Meat" /></td><td>5,000</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="8" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(846180998)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/hurricane.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Phonus Balonus" /></td><td onclick="descitem(846180998)">Phonus Balonus</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="10,000 Meat" /></td><td>10,000</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="9" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr><tr><td><img style="cursor: pointer" onclick="descitem(761660391)" src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/celloshot.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="Flivver" /></td><td onclick="descitem(761660391)">Flivver</td><td><img src="//images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/meat.gif" height="30" width="30" alt="20,000 Meat" /></td><td>20,000</td><td><form style="display: inline" method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasydrink"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="10" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Drink!" /></form></td></tr></table><form method="post" action="clan_viplounge.php"><input type="hidden" name="preaction" value="speakeasypw"><input type="hidden" name="drink" value="12" /><input type="hidden" name="pwd" value="ef08d358b1c03bb9f4bc1d12edcd5262" /><p>Tell the bartender a drink password: <input type="text" name="pw" /><input type="submit" class="button" value="Speak, Easily!" /></form></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Clan VIP Lounge</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><b><a href="clan_hall.php">Bandit's Outpost</a></b><p></center><table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td rowspan=5 width=25 height=300><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/newvipleft.gif" width=25 height=500></td><td colspan=3 width=300 height=100><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/viptop.gif" width=300 height=100></td><td rowspan=5 width=25 height=300><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/newvipright.gif" width=25 height=500></td></tr><tr><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=lookingglass><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/lookingglass.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Looking Glass" title="A Looking Glass"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=faxmachine><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/faxmachine.gif width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Fax Machine" title="A Fax Machine"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><A href="clan_viplounge.php?action=crimbotree"><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/tree5nopressie.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Crimbo Tree (with no present under it.)" title="A Crimbo Tree (with no present under it.)"></a></td></tr><tr><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=shower><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall//aprilshower.gif" width=100 height=100 alt="April Shower" title="April Shower" border=0></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=pooltable><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/pooltable.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Pool Table" title="A Pool Table"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=swimmingpool><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/vippool.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool" title="An Olympic-Sized Swimming Pool"></a></td></tr><tr><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=speakeasy><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall//speakeasy.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Speakeasy" title="A Speakeasy"></a></td><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=hotdogstand><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall//hotdogstand.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Hot Dog Stand" title="A Hot Dog Stand"></a></td><td width=100 height=100></td></tr><tr><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=hottub><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall//hottub5.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="A Relaxing Hot Tub (5 uses left today)" title="A Relaxing Hot Tub (5 uses left today)"></a></td><td width=100 height=100></td><td width=100 height=100><a href=clan_viplounge.php?action=klaw><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall//mrklaw2.gif" width=100 height=100 border=0 alt="Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game" title="Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game"></a></td></tr><tr><td colspan=5 width=300 height=93><a href="clan_hall.php"><img src="http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/clanhall/rumpbottom.gif" width=350 height=93 border=0></a></td></tr></table><p><Center><A href="clan_hall.php">Back to Clan Hall</a></center></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center></body></html>
