Looking at item #8554...
Unknown item found: vintage smart drink (8554, 485189565)
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8554 vintage smart drink 485189565 waterbottle.gif drink t 0
vintage smart drink 10 1 awesome 1-1 0 0 0 Unspaded
Item vintage smart drink Effect: "Smart Drunk", Effect Duration: 1
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1944 Smart Drunk waterbottle.gif 83fedcd3dde8eee303cb432d4138ffdb drink 1 vintage smart drink
Effect Smart Drunk Maximum HP: +120, Familiar Weight: +20
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Unknown item found: blood-drive sticker (8545, 978088376)
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8545 blood-drive sticker 978088376 plasticball.gif spleen, usable t 0
blood-drive sticker 10 3 awesome 1-1 0 0 0 Unspaded
# Item blood-drive sticker
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Unknown item found: squeaky toy rose (8549, 549232387)
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8549 squeaky toy rose 549232387 rose.gif usable t 0
Item squeaky toy rose Effect: "A Rose by Any Other Material", Effect Duration: 1
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1939 A Rose by Any Other Material rose.gif a045be8e57e7ed0a5fefaec9e1fa70c9 use 1 squeaky toy rose
Effect A Rose by Any Other Material Combat Rate: -5
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Unknown item found: silver face paint (8552, 375755054)
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8552 silver face paint 375755054 tube.gif usable t 0
Item silver face paint Effect: "Robot Friends", Effect Duration: 1
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1942 Robot Friends c13cookie1.gif 8fed47f63c86f55d3aa48d1845b8cf94 use 1 silver face paint
Effect Robot Friends Familiar Weight: +20
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Unknown item found: emergency margarita (8553, 886234063)
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8553 emergency margarita 886234063 daquiri.gif drink t 0
emergency margarita 10 1 awesome 1-1 0 0 0 Unspaded
Item emergency margarita Effect: "Margamergency", Effect Duration: 1
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1943 Margamergency daquiri.gif c72ea0d9451011b604ec1142dfc01914 drink 1 emergency margarita
Effect Margamergency Weapon Damage Percent: +200, Spell Damage Percent: +200
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Unknown item found: sausage without a cause (8551, 710239230)
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8551 sausage without a cause 710239230 sausage.gif food t 0
sausage without a cause 10 1 awesome 1-1 0 0 0 Unspaded
Item sausage without a cause Effect: "East of Eaten", Effect Duration: 1
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1941 East of Eaten sausage.gif 3703664f3aec4fd25a893ad7486154a9 eat 1 sausage without a cause
Effect East of Eaten Weapon Damage Percent: +200, Hot Resistance: +4
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Unknown item found: weird gazelle steak (8550, 918011282)
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8550 weird gazelle steak 918011282 gnatfilet.gif food t 0
weird gazelle steak 10 1 awesome 1-1 0 0 0 Unspaded
Item weird gazelle steak Effect: "Gaze of the Gazelle", Effect Duration: 1
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1940 Gaze of the Gazelle gnatfilet.gif 07d1f36bb0141751020c2f5f5cc210ce eat 1 weird gazelle steak
Effect Gaze of the Gazelle Spell Damage Percent: +200, Booze Drop: +60
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Unknown item found: shady shades (8548, 601502664)
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8548 shady shades 601502664 bigglasses.gif usable t 0
Item shady shades Effect: "Throwing Some Shade", Effect Duration: 1
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1938 Throwing Some Shade bigglasses.gif c5cff9851dd22e65ea938582e6eabe68 use 1 shady shades
Effect Throwing Some Shade Muscle Percent: +200, Combat Rate: -5
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Unknown item found: pocket maze (8547, 683762927)
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8547 pocket maze 683762927 puzzle.gif usable t 0
Item pocket maze Effect: "Amazing", Effect Duration: 1
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1937 Amazing puzzle.gif 713377d5825b78085bfd432dfa61e8c7 use 1 pocket maze
Effect Amazing Moxie Percent: +200, Hot Resistance: +4
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You acquire an item: pocket maze
Unknown item found: bag of grain (8546, 190573127)
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8546 bag of grain 190573127 knobsack.gif usable t 0
Item bag of grain Effect: "Nearly All-Natural", Effect Duration: 1
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1936 Nearly All-Natural knobsack.gif a6708fb7d4ae8200584e8fbdc1a3fb59 use 1 bag of grain
Effect Nearly All-Natural Mysticality Percent: +200, Booze Drop: +60
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Unknown item found: Thwaitgold termite statuette (8556, 301131366)
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8556 Thwaitgold termite statuette 301131366 thwaittermite.gif none 0
# Item Thwaitgold termite statuette
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