The slimes in the tube or that slime covering you will kill you if you don't do something! Hitting up your clan.
You lose an effect: Coated in Slime
Chamois successfully used.
I'm feeling rather... dry. Let's go get slimy!
Putting on MinML...
Equipment changed.
Putting Trofflesby the Purse Rat back into terrarium...
Taking Grort the Barrrnacle out of terrarium...
battleAction => item tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
Adventure 106 out of 116
[9955] The Slime Tube
Encounter: gaping Slime mouth
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You acquire an effect: Coated in Slime (duration: 7 Adventures)
You lose 398 hit points
You lose 26 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet uses the tattered scrap of paper and uses the tattered scrap of paper!
1550 tattered scraps of paper left!
battleAction => attack with weapon
Covered in slime, adventuring normally in the tube!
Adventure 106 out of 116
Putting on Slimeling...
Equipment changed.
Putting Grort the Barrrnacle back into terrarium...
Taking Trofflesby the Purse Rat out of terrarium...
Resetting mind control device...
Mind control device reset.
Restoring HP! Currently at 3161 of 3585 HP, 511 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.088999644
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 424 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
Visit to The Slime Tube: The Slime Tube in progress...
[9955] The Slime Tube
Encounter: huge Slime juggernaut
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You lose 703 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet attacks!
You gain 91 Muscleboundness
You gain 94 Wizardliness
You gain 186 Chutzpah
Restoring HP! Currently at 2882 of 3585 HP, 506 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.053678304
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 703 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
Covered in slime, adventuring normally in the tube!
Adventure 107 out of 116
Visit to The Slime Tube: The Slime Tube in progress...
[9956] The Slime Tube
Encounter: huge Slime behemoth
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You lose 1,291 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet attacks!
You gain 101 Strongness
You gain 92 Enchantedness
You gain 180 Chutzpah
Restoring HP! Currently at 2294 of 3585 HP, 501 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.029229935
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 1,291 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
Covered in slime, adventuring normally in the tube!
Adventure 108 out of 116
Success: Update successful -- 31 prices updated.
Visit to The Slime Tube: The Slime Tube in progress...
[9957] The Slime Tube
Encounter: huge Slime colossus
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You lose 2,123 hit points
You lose 88 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet attacks!
You gain 87 Strengthliness
You gain 104 Magicalness
You gain 181 Sarcasm
Restoring HP! Currently at 1374 of 3585 HP, 501 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.01706732
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 2,211 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
Covered in slime, adventuring normally in the tube!
Adventure 109 out of 116
Visit to The Slime Tube: The Slime Tube in progress...
[9958] The Slime Tube
Encounter: towering Slime juggernaut
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You lose 3,233 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet attacks!
You gain 92 Strongness
You gain 83 Enchantedness
You gain a Mysticality point!
You gain 197 Sarcasm
Restoring HP! Currently at 352 of 3585 HP, 493 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.011672084
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 3,233 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
The slimes in the tube or that slime covering you will kill you if you don't do something! Hitting up your clan.
You lose an effect: Coated in Slime
Chamois successfully used.
I'm feeling rather... dry. Let's go get slimy!
Putting on MinML...
Equipment changed.
Putting Trofflesby the Purse Rat back into terrarium...
Taking Grort the Barrrnacle out of terrarium...
battleAction => item tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper
Adventure 110 out of 116
[B][I][9959] The Slime Tube
Encounter: puckering Slime beak
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You acquire an effect: Coated in Slime (duration: 7 Adventures)
You lose 398 hit points
Round 1: laser bullet uses the tattered scrap of paper and uses the tattered scrap of paper!
1549 tattered scraps of paper left!
battleAction => attack with weapon
Covered in slime, adventuring normally in the tube!
Adventure 110 out of 116
Putting on Slimeling...
Equipment changed.
Putting Grort the Barrrnacle back into terrarium...
Taking Trofflesby the Purse Rat out of terrarium...
Resetting mind control device...
Mind control device reset.
Restoring HP! Currently at 3187 of 3585 HP, 473 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604446 ... Target HP = 3406.
Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
You lose an effect: Coated in Slime
You gain 398 hit points
Visit to The Slime Tube: The Slime Tube in progress...
[9959] The Slime Tube
Encounter: huge Slime behemoth
Strategy: attack with weapon
Round 0: laser bullet loses initiative!
You acquire an effect: Coated in Slime (duration: 3 Adventures)
You lose 4,653 hit points
You've had the crap beaten out of you... attempting to find some more crap.[/I][/B]
Searching for "tiny house"...
Purchasing tiny house (1 @ 214)...
You acquire an item: tiny house
Purchases complete.
Using 1 tiny house...
You gain 20 hit points
You gain 22 Mojo Points
Finished using 1 tiny house.
Restoring HP! Currently at 20 of 3585 HP, 514 of 2529 MP, current meat: 604232 ... Target HP = 3406.
_meatperhp => 0.01058509
Casting Cannelloni Cocoon 1 times...
You gain 3,565 hit points
Cannelloni Cocoon was successfully cast.
The slimes in the tube or that slime covering you will kill you if you don't do something! Hitting up your clan.
You lose an effect: Coated in Slime
Chamois successfully used.
I'm feeling rather... dry. Let's go get slimy!
Putting on MinML...
KoLmafia declares world peace.