bodyslam 3,861
Mae West 1,143
pumpkin beer 995
can of Swiller 494
cup of primitive beer 437
black & tan 405
Imp Ale 391
gimlet 385
Gordon Bennett 273
salty dog 261
horizontal tango 231
overpriced "imported" beer 224
distilled fortified wine 218
Go-Wassail 209
extra-spicy bloody mary 191
shot of orange schnapps 181
perpendicular hula 176
ice-cold Willer 167
slap and tickle 159
green beer 158
fine wine 157
ocean motion 151
cruelty-free wine 143
bottle of Pinot Renoir 138
roll in the hay 138
dirty martini 138
fuzzbump 136
astral pilsner 134
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 134
shot of peach schnapps 128
thermos full of Knob coffee 117
melted Jell-o shot 111
bucket of wine 107
Crimbojito 101
calle de miel 98
Bologna Lambic 87
around the world 82
a little sump'm sump'm 81
Supernova Champagne 81
ducha de oro 79
slip 'n' slide 71
cherry bomb 70
shot of grapefruit schnapps 68
steel margarita 66
pink pony 62
whiskey and soda 59
rockin' wagon 58
vodka stratocaster 55
whiskey sour 55
tobiko-infused sake 52
fruity girl swill 52
cream stout 51
Chunky Mary 50
Mad Train wine 50
white Canadian 49
vesper 49
white lightning 48
shot of blackberry schnapps 47
strawberry daiquiri 47
strawberry wine 46
margarita 45
vodka and cranberry 42
Neuromancer 41
Mon Tiki 40
mandarina colada 39
shot of rotgut 39
blended frozen swill 38
wine spritzer 38
shot of tomato schnapps 37
martini 36
gloomy mushroom wine 35
Ram's Face Lager 34
Nachojito 31
Mint Yulep 31
screwdriver 31
monkey wrench 31
vodka martini 31
whiskey and cola 31
thistle wine 30
slug of vodka 30
tropical swill 29
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 28
ice-cold fotie 28
CSA cheerfulness ration 26
Gin Mint 26
tequila sunrise 25
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 23
Das Sauerlager 22
slimy fermented bile bladder 22
redrum 22
rum and cola 21
dusty bottle of Port 21
grog 21
spiced rum 21
flute of flat champagne 19
Sangria de Menthe 18
yellow brick road 18
green eggnog 17
Feliz Navidad 17
Typical Tavern swill 17
vodka and tonic 17
dusty bottle of Marsala 17
Divine 17
shot of flower schnapps 16
Vodka Matryoshka 16
Hi-Octane Peppermint Jet Fuel 16
acceptable vodka 15
dusty bottle of Muscat 15
corpse on the beach 15
mediocre lager 14
crystal skeleton vodka 14
dusty bottle of Merlot 14
old-fashioned 14
Vodka Dog 13
dry martini 13
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 13
eggnog 13
accidental cider 13
prussian cathouse 13
water purification pills 12
natto-infused sake 12
Infinitesimal IPA 12
boilermaker 11
bloody mary 11
tequila with training wheels 11
corpsetini 11
bottle of cooking sherry 11
Corpse Island iced tea 11
tangarita 10
cranberry schnapps 10
icy mushroom wine 10
tomato daiquiri 10
bottle of popskull 10
Oreille Divisée brandy 9
purple corpsel 9
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 9
Blood Light 8
flat mushroom wine 8
lumbering jack 8
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 8
bilge wine 8
bottle of rum 8
teqiwila slammer 8
breaded beer 7
Great Old Fashioned 7
Dark & Starry 7
Muschat 7
missing wine 7
bottle of peppermint schnapps 7
Silver Bullet beer 7
dew yoana salacious lei 7
nanite-infested eggnog 7
Grimacite Bock 7
pebblebräu 7
Doublepunchplanter 7
giant glass of brandy 7
bottle of realpagne 7
Temps Tempranillo 7
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 7
bottle of Ooze-O 7
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 7
corpsedriver 7
Drunken Philosopher 7
knob mushroom wine 7
boxed wine 7
sangria 7
bungle in the jungle 7
gin-soaked blotter paper 7
Blackfly Chardonnay 7
canteen of wine 7
dew yoana lei 6
Chakra Libre 6
Herringtini 6
Ralph IX cognac 6
plum wine 6
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 6
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 6
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 6
Fromage Pinotage 6
Bone's Farm "wine" 6
stinky mushroom wine 6
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 6
soy cordial 6
mimosette 6
Punchplanter 6
bottle of gin 6
gibson 5
world's most unappetizing beverage 5
day-old beer 5
Flaming Sazerorc 5
red-headed corpse 5
Suffering Sinner 5
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 5
ridiculous cocktail 5
carrot claret 5
salacious lychee chuhai 5
Shot of the Living Dead 5
Candicaine 5
vodka gibson 5
bloody beer 5
Cement Mixer 5
corpsebite 5
spooky mushroom wine 5
Crazymaker 5
Sizzling Sinner 5
gin and tonic 5
Aye Aye 5
CRIMBCO wine 5
plain old beer 5
flask of Amontillado 5
cursed bottle of rum 5
Bordeaux Marteaux 5
Moonthril Schnapps 5
Moonshine Mohobo 5
pointy mushroom wine 5
Ecto-Cooler 5
soyburger juice 5
bottle of sake 5
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 5
salacious screwdiver 5
bottle of vodka 5
caipifruta 5
Herring Daiquiri 5
Lumineux Limnio 5
bottle of tequila 5
wasabi-infused sake 5
Green Giant 5
sham champagne 5
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 5
Flying Caipiranha 5
citrus-infused sake 5
cursed bottle of black-label rum 5
shot of pear schnapps 5
Mutagin 'n' Tonic 5
Over Easy Rider 4
Le Roi 4
herringcello 4
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 4
whiskey bittersweet 4
bottle of Pete's Sake 4
adequate rum 4
zmobie 4
Flaming Mohobo 4
plastic cup of beer 4
Wrecked Generator 4
tequila sunset 4
Drunken Neurologist 4
Barulio's bottle 4
Plague of Locusts 4
Fauna Libre 4
salty slug 4
beertini 4
Drac & Tan 4
Locust 4
White Hyborian 4
Green Velvet 4
oozenog 4
bottle of whiskey 4
Morto Moreto 4
berry-infused sake 4
Red Dwarf 4
boxed champagne 4
Slimebite 4
Zoodriver 4
elven cellocello 4
Russian Ice 4
Beignet Milgranet 4
Hodgman's blanket 4
Uovo Marcio Shiraz 4
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 4
elven moonshine 4
salinated mint julep 4
Buttery Knob 4
Event Horizon 4
Suppurating Sinner 4
Sazerorc 4
jar of fermented pickle juice 4
Caipiranha 4
Slippery Knob 4
booze-soaked cherry 4
lychee chuhai 4
used beer 4
kamicorpse-ee 4
cool mushroom wine 4
Transylvania Sling 3
Herring Wallbanger 3
Sazuruk-hai 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 3
especially salty dog 3
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 3
Green Burlap 3
Flaming Caipiranha 3
Grasshopper 3
papaya sling 3
Green Muslin 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 3
honey mead 3
bone aperitif 3
The Cooler Out of Space 3
slug of rum 3
decanter of fine Scotch 3
Black Hole 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 3
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 3
Saison du Lune 3
Firewater 3
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 3
Earth, Wind and Firewater 3
parisian cathouse 3
shot of nepenthe schnapps 3
jar of squeeze 3
5-hour acrimony 3
spooky eggnog 3
Humanitini 3
oily mushroom wine 3
Flaming Knob 3
Earth and Firewater 3
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 3
elven squeeze 3
Oh, the Humanitini 3
Extra-slimy Slimosa 3
Lollipop Drop 3
Mohobo 3
banana daiquiri 3
bottle of Definit 3
slug of shochu 3
marshmallow flambé 3
Alewife™ Ale 3
white Xanadian 3
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 3
backwoods screwdriver 2
bottle of wine 2
artisanal limoncello 2
teqiwila 2
Golden Mean 2
Haymaker 2
Dump Truck 2
slap and slap again 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 2
rabbit punch 2
papaya slung 2
Candy Alexander 2
mulled cider 2
Fuzzy Tentacle 2
Aye Aye, Captain 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
sangria del diablo 2
grogtini 2
More Humanitini than Humanitini 2
melon-infused sake 2
screwdiver 2
flaming mushroom wine 2
Isotope Nog 2
Oil Nog 2
Disappointed Russian 1
passable stout 1
Ye Olde Meade 1
open sauce 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
shining goblet 1
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
Hundred Headed IPA 1
tankard of ale 1
Flaming Crimbo Log 1
Crimboku Drop 1
Crimbo Saketini 1
beery blood 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Jackhammer 1
Slimosa 1
Aura Libre 1
Jeppson's Malort 1
Horseradish-infused Vodka 1
Jerkitini 1
Desert Island Iced Tea 1
CRIMBCO Extreme Braincracker Sour 1
CRIMBCO Egg Substitute Nog Substitute 1
CRIMBCO Ribbon Candy Schnapps 1
Scrawny Stout 1
Petite Porter 1
white-label gin 1
evil roll in the hay 1
evil horizontal tango 1
evil ducha de oro 1
an evil little sump'm sump'm 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
dry vodka martini 1
knoll mushroom wine 1