A pirate fork is a size 4 "food" and an everful glass is a size 4 "booze". If I understand correctly, when you consume either, you actually get the effects (stats, status effects) of some other size 4 food/booze. (It is always a size 4 item, right?) Sort of like a quantum taco, except the latter can be any food, regardless of size. And Schrödinger's thermos, for booze.
I agree that the consumption text should be parsed and the item you ended up eating/drinking should be logged.
Ditto for the quantum taco; we already look for lucky numbers, in case it is a fortune cookie, but I have no idea if it has a similar consumption message.
Ditto for Schrödinger's thermos.