Bug - Won't Fix r15278 - Maximizer leaving slots empty

-0.0625 ml, -10 combat -25 min, -buddy-bjorn, -crown-of-thrones, -familiar, moxie experience, -hat, -back,2 dump
Maximizing...
SLOT 0
[nasty rat mask (100), aerated diving helmet (100), crappy Mer-kin mask (100), Mer-kin gladiator mask (100), radiation-resistant helmet (100), snorkel (100), wolfman mask (100), pumpkinhead mask (100), mummy costume (100), passable elf mask (100), Knob Goblin harem veil (100), ravioli hat (100), disco mask (100), seal-skull helmet (100), mariachi hat (100), Hollandaise helmet (100), bum cheek (100), oriole-feather headdress (100), helmet turtle (100), bugbear beanie (100), foolscap fool's cap (100), metallic foil cat ears (100), parasitic headgnawer (100), Ze™ goggles (100), coconut shell (100), eyepatch (100), pail (100), maiden wig (100), Dyspepsi-Cola helmet (100), Cloaca-Cola helmet (100), viking helmet (100), festive holiday hat (100), BRICKO hat (100), mullet wig (100), 4-dimensional fez (100), balaclava (100), leather aviator's cap (100), basic meat helmet (100), balloon helmet (100), irate sombrero (100), furry green turtle (100), bark beret (100), party hat (100), chef's hat (100), Knob Goblin visor (100), giant discarded bottlecap (100), filthy knitted dread sack (100), sucker kabuto (100), Orcish baseball cap (100), draggin' ball hat (100), clockwork hat (100), ancient turtle shell helmet (100), demon-horned hat (100), leather mask (100), Dolphin King's crown (100), lihc face (100), sequined fez (100), clown wig (100), Scalp of Gorgolok (100), Colander of Em-er'il (100), Ancient Saucehelm (100), Disco 'Fro Pick (100), El Sombrero De Lopez (100), floaty rock helmet (100), neoprene skullcap (100), toy Crimbot mega face (100), Tropical Crimbo Hat (100), miner's helmet (100), makeshift turban (100), Knob Goblin elite helm (100), pixel hat (100), spooky hockey mask (100), suspicious-looking fedora (100), space beast fur hat (100), papier-mitre (100), warbear foil hat (100), Big Candy's tophat (100), grass hat (100), Hairpiece On Fire (100), cornuthaum (100), pointy red hat (100), wax hat (100), moose antlers (100), f3d0r4 (100), powdered wig (100), Snow Queen Crown (100), sleep mask (100), Van der Graaf helmet (100), eXtreme scarf (100), fez of etymology (100), stone baseball cap (100), cold ninja mask (100), warbear dress helmet (100), safarrri hat (100), Cerebral Cloche (100), dwarvish war helmet (100), fancy ball mask (100), yabba dabba doo rag (100), helm of the white knight (100), hot daub bun (100), oil cap (100), bowler (100), worn tophat (100), Mohawk wig (100), wolf mask (100), toy space helmet (100), wool hat (100), bounty-hunting helmet (100), brown felt tophat (100), plaid cowboy hat (100), All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig (100), brainwave-controlled unicorn horn (100), bonedanna (100), Crown of the Goblin King (100), mummy mask (100), spaghetti cult mask (100), Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (100), fuzzy montera (100), orange peel hat (100), grungy bandana (100), double-ice cap (100), sealhide hood (100), straw hat (100), willowy bonnet (100), wumpus-hair wig (100), chrome helmet turtle (100), paperclip turban (100), fuzzy earmuffs (100), gold crown (100), giant yellow hat (100), Elder Turtle Shell (100), big bad voodoo mask (100), black helmet (100), star hat (100), cold water bottle (100), centurion helmet (100), black cowboy hat (100), honeycap (100), water-polo cap (100), cursed eyepatch (100), fuzzy busby (100), longhaired hippy wig (100), corrosive cowl (100), sinister demon mask (100), snailmail coif (100), beer helmet (100), reinforced beaded headband (100), mesh cap (100), Mer-kin sneakmask (100), guard turtle shell (100), ganger bandana (100), Mark V Steam-Hat (100), googly-star hat (100), sea cowboy hat (100), duct tape fedora (100), plain paper hat (100), catskin cap (100), moist sailor's cap (100), fireman's helmet (100), sponge helmet (100), Boris's Helm (100), stainless steel skullcap (100), wreath of laurels (100), 8-billed baseball cap (100), plexiglass pith helmet (100), nurse's hat (100), extra-large palm-frond toupee (100), Helm of the Scream Emperor (100), Crown of Thrones (102), spangly sombrero (103), googly-heart hat (103), silent beret (150), Xiblaxian stealth cowl (150)]
[Xiblaxian stealth cowl]
SLOT 1
[Drowsy Sword (100), grave robbing shovel (100), toy accordion (100), antique accordion (100), slingshot (100), wooden stakes (100), spooky stick (100), out-of-tune biwa (100), rusty grave robbing shovel (100), third-hand nunchaku (100), beer-soaked mop (100), Disco Banjo (100), rubber axe (100), pair of bolt cutters (100), spooky staff (100), Knob Goblin elite polearm (100), 7-Foot Dwarven mattock (100), half-sized guitar (100), pool cue (100), office-supply crossbow (100), jungle drum (100), BRICKO sword (100), giant candy cane (100), infernal fife (100), eXtreme meat crossbow (100), pocket theremin (100), goblin hunting spear (100), goblin autoblowgun (100), frozen nunchaku (100), wholeberd (100), weighted paperclip chain (100), ninja mop (100), icy-hot katana (100), frigid hankyū (100), elephant stinger (100), ram stick (100), Red Rover BB gun (100), giant discarded plastic fork (100), goulauncher (100), chrome crossbow (100), high-energy mining laser (100), big bass drum (100), 4-dimensional guitar (100), crowbarrr (100), ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (100), bone flute (100), bow staff (100), acoustic guitarrr (100), linoleum crossbow (100), bounty-hunting rifle (100), foot-long hot daub (100), chrome staff (100), giant spider leg (100), star crossbow (100), lawnmower blade (100), charming flute (100), asbestos staff (100), plastic guitar (100), ram-battering staff (100), armgun (100), didgeridooka (100), perforated battle paddle (100), a butt tuba (100), clockwork sword (100), clockwork staff (100), Rain-Doh violet bo (100), chrome sword (100), linoleum staff (100), buffalo blade (100), asbestos crossbow (100), heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr (100), Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword (100), amok putter (100), star staff (100), sword behind inappropriate prepositions (100), magilaser blastercannon (100), coal shovel (100), Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword (100), linoleum sword (100), ridiculously huge sword (100), fire poi (100), meatspout staff (100), beer-a-pult (100), Zim Merman's guitar (100), star sword (100), asbestos sword (100), rib of the Bonerdagon (100), plastic nunchaku (100), Mer-kin digpick (100), drywall axe (100), villainous scythe (100), black kettle drum (100), Mer-kin dodgeball (100), Mer-kin dragnet (100), Great Wolf's rocket launcher (100), PVC staff (100), Underworld truncheon (100), Mer-kin switchblade (100), giant shrimp fork (100), Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg (100), halibut (100), plexiglass pikestaff (100), fire axe (100), FDKOL fire hose (100), ga-ga radio (100), ocarina of space (100), Underworld flail (110)]
[Underworld flail]
SLOT 2
[HOA regulation book (100), security flashlight (100), pocketwatch on a chain (100), tiny black hole (100), Unkillable Skeleton's shield (100), Drunkula's wineglass (100), sturdy cane (100), oyster basket (100), stuffed can of asparagus (100), stuffed dodecapede (100), stuffed ghuol whelp (100), stuffed zmobie (100), green balloon (100), heart-shaped balloon (100), anniversary balloon (100), stuffed baby gravy fairy (100), stuffed flaming gravy fairy (100), stuffed frozen gravy fairy (100), stuffed stinky gravy fairy (100), stuffed spooky gravy fairy (100), stuffed sleazy gravy fairy (100), stuffed astral badger (100), stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech (100), stuffed hand turkey (100), stuffed scary death orb (100), stuffed mind flayer (100), stuffed undead elbow macaroni (100), stuffed Cheshire bitten (100), hobo code binder (100), makeshift castanets (100), glowing esca (100), turtling rod (100), stuffed Meat (100), stuffed treasure chest (100), stuffed Baron von Ratsworth (100), stuffed monocle (100), stuffed teddy butler (100), stuffed martini (100), stuffed tin of caviar (100), snapdragon pistil (100), Mr. Haggis (100), Mer-kin stopwatch (100), smirking shrunken head (100), bone abacus (100), UV-resistant compass (100), creepy voice box (100), Time Lord Participation Mug (100), rock (100), (none) (100), ball-in-a-cup (100), sucker bucket (100), Microplushie: Hobomosome (100), magical ice cubes (100), mole skin notebook (100), Microplushie: Hippylase (100), Microplushie: Sororitrate (100), Microplushie: Gothochondria (100), Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid (100), Microplushie: Fauxnerditide (100), rice bowl (100), balloon shield (100), Microplushie: Bropane (100), peanut brittle shield (100), coffin lid (100), foon (100), Microplushie: Otakulone (100), 7-ball (100), Tuesday's ruby (100), tip jar (100), Mer-kin takebag (100), ancient stone head (100), adhesive tape dolly (100), sommelier's towel (100), bottle of Goldschnöckered (100), hot plate (100), Cloaca-Cola shield (100), Dyspepsi-Cola shield (100), white satin shield (100), detour shield (100), slippery when wet shield (100), rxr shield (100), stop shield (100), Microplushie: Dorkonide (100), radiator heater shield (100), flimsy clipboard (100), Microplushie: Raverdrine (100), flaming talons (100), penguin skin buckler (100), Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration (100), Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire (100), Necrotelicomnicon (100), Cookbook of the Damned (100), Sinful Desires (100), fancy opera glasses (100), double-ice box (100), orcish stud-finder (100), loadstone (100), oil lamp (100), toy Crimbot super fist (100), 1-ball (100), handmade hobby horse (100), magic lamp (100), scissor duck (100), lucky lighter (100), parasitic strangleworm (100), rubber ribcage (100), eye of the Tiger-lily (100), creepy doll head (100), misfit teddy bear (100), 2-ball (100), 4-ball (100), 5-ball (100), 6-ball (100), padded tortoise (100), stapler bear (100), wicker shield (100), sealhide buckler (100), giant clay ashtray (100), Ellsbury's skull (100), Loathing Legion electric knife (100), Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince (100), Rain-Doh green lantern (100), Whatsian Ionic Pliers (100), hors d'oeuvre tray (100), A Light that Never Goes Out (100), giant penguin keychain (100), polyester pad (100), hippo skin buckler (100), star buckler (100), sawblade shield (100), collapsible baton (100), gnauga hide buckler (100), snake shield (100), spiky turtle shield (100), keg shield (100), Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince (100), Elizabeth's Dollie (100), Glass Balls of the Goblin King (100), disturbing fanfic (100), green peawee marble (100), red book (100), rusty compass (100), heavy-duty clipboard (100), easter egg balloon (100), oyster egg balloon (100), brown crock marble (100), painted shield (100), red China marble (100), Chalice of the Malkovich Prince (100), iShield (100), Mer-kin roundshield (100), lemonade marble (100), black shield (100), snarling wolf shield (100), catskin buckler (100), bumblebee marble (100), little round pebble (100), Red X Shield (100), vampire pellet (100), jet bennie marble (100), beige clambroth marble (100), wonderwall shield (100), grisly shield (100), steely marble (100), Brand of Violence (100), Ouija Board, Ouija Board (100), Sword of the Brouhaha Prince (100), six-rainbow shield (100), black catseye marble (100), skull gearshift knob (100), Shield of Icy Fate (100), left bear arm (100), plush hamsterpus (100), beach ball marble (100), Bag o' Tricks (100), Jarlsberg's pan (100), ancient hot dog wrapper (100), spongy shield (100), duct tape buckler (100), battered hubcap (100), stress ball (100), deck of tropical cards (100), tropical paperweight (100), Half a Purse (100), card sleeve (100), Operation Patriot Shield (100), bowl of petunias (101), Tiki lighter (101), set of jacks (102)]
[set of jacks]
SLOT 3
[toy jet pack (100), auxiliary backbone (100), super-absorbent tarp (100), Time Cloak (100), sealhide cloak (100), Lord Flameface's cloak (100), palm-frond cloak (100), pillow shell (100), makeshift cape (100), polyester parachute (100), Camp Scout backpack (100), Misty Cape (100), giant gym membership card (100), oil shell (100), frozen turtle shell (100), Misty Robe (100), Misty Cloak (100), paperclip cape (100), Rain-Doh red wings (100), Time Bandit Time Towel (100), sea cape (100), Cloak of Dire Shadows (100), sea mantle (100), sea shawl (100), Buddy Bjorn (102)]
[Buddy Bjorn]
SLOT 4
[Thinknerd T-Shirt (100), red-and-green sweater (100), birdbone corset (100), harem girl t-shirt (100), spangly mariachi vest (100), Professor What T-Shirt (100), supportive bra (100), clockwork trench coat (100), eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest (100), clownskin harness (100), Grateful Undead T-shirt (100), Knob Goblin elite shirt (100), Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (100), General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (100), Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (100), Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (100), soggy wofl t-shirt (100), souvenir ski t-shirt (100), red coat (100), bronze breastplate (100), gnauga hide vest (100), tuxedo shirt (100), BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt (100), flyest of shirts (100), asbestos apron (100), Ye Olde Navy Fleece (100), floral print shirt (100), coconut bikini top (100), white snakeskin duster (100), white hat hacker T-shirt (100), surgical apron (100), BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt (100), ASCII shirt (100), gladiator tunica (100), grungy flannel shirt (100), ghost toga (100), rhinestone cowboy shirt (100), punk rock jacket (100), junk-mail shirt (100), Kashmir sweater (100), unrequired jacket (100), origami pasties (100), Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (100), bat-ass leather jacket (100), Mer-kin breastplate (100), midriff scrubs (100), star shirt (100), duct tape shirt (100), psycho sweater (100), Ultracolor™ shirt (100), shark jumper (100), snailmail hauberk (100), extremely wet T-shirt (100), sea salt scrubs (100), Xiblaxian stealth vest (150)]
[Xiblaxian stealth vest]
SLOT 5
[servo-assisted exo-pants (100), mariachi pants (100), old sweatpants (100), Knob Goblin harem pants (100), Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece (100), bugbear bungguard (100), frilly skirt (100), pants of the Slug Lord (100), Knob Goblin pants (100), dungeoneer's dungarees (100), white satin pants (100), tighty whiteys (100), hep waders (100), gold lamé pants (100), Cloaca-Cola fatigues (100), Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues (100), bloody clown pants (100), los chinos (100), bark boxers (100), demonskin trousers (100), Knob Goblin elite pants (100), sucker hakama (100), ironic jogging shorts (100), filthy corduroys (100), Orcish cargo shorts (100), ninja hot pants (100), miner's pants (100), Boss Bat britches (100), BRICKO pants (100), gnauga hide chaps (100), monster pants (100), swashbuckling pants (100), floaty rock pants (100), grass skirt (100), pin-stripe slacks (100), snowboarder pants (100), stylish swimsuit (100), bowlegged pants (100), tree skirt (100), Krakrox's Loincloth (100), Angelhair Culottes (100), Newman's Own Trousers (100), Volartta's bellbottoms (100), Lederhosen of the Night (100), space beast fur pants (100), paperclip pants (100), giant discarded torn-up glove (100), clockwork pants (100), leather chaps (100), wax pants (100), electronic dulcimer pants (100), dress pants (100), The Sagittarian's leisure pants (100), pixel pants (100), pteruges (100), parasitic tentacles (100), Vicar's Tutu (100), dwarvish war kilt (100), Whoompa Fur Pants (100), leotarrrd (100), furry pants (100), hot daub stand (100), makeshift skirt (100), distressed denim pants (100), 1337 7r0uZ0RZ (100), Cerebral Culottes (100), bounty-hunting pants (100), toy Crimbot rocket legs (100), sealhide leggings (100), wumpus-hair loincloth (100), pygmy briefs (100), oil slacks (100), papier-mâchuridars (100), bloodied surgical dungarees (100), wooly loincloth (100), gauze shorts (100), corroded breeches (100), Tropical Crimbo Shorts (100), star pants (100), warbear dress greaves (100), Danglin' Chad's loincloth (100), cursed breeches (100), crotchety pants (100), spangly mariachi pants (100), trousers of the white knight (100), black greaves (100), flowing hippy skirt (100), Galapagosian Cuisses (100), Can-Can skirt (100), Jodhpurs of Violence (100), snailmail breeches (100), bullet-proof corduroys (100), stainless steel slacks (100), scale-mail underwear (100), duct tape dockers (100), Greaves of the Murk Lord (100), honeybritches (100), double-ice britches (100), fire hose (100), Great Wolf's beastly trousers (100), square sponge pants (100), plexiglass pants (100), cane-mail pants (100), sea chaps (100), Greatest American Pants (100), Brimstone Boxers (100), Pantsgiving (100), Xiblaxian stealth trousers (150)]
[Xiblaxian stealth trousers]
SLOT 6
[Mayor Ghost's sash (97), red badge (100), white earbuds (100), Time Lord Badge of Honor (100), warbear hoverbelt (100), Mer-kin gutgirdle (100), Mer-kin dragbelt (100), giant designer sunglasses (100), tap shoes (100), whalebone corset (100), Frown Exerciser (100), cement sandals (100), slime convention pin (100), hemp string (100), acid-squirting flower (100), ye olde golde frontes (100), continuum transfunctioner (100), special sauce glove (100), ladle of mystery (100), tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar (100), giant pinky ring (100), tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer (100), Lord Spookyraven's spectacles (100), chintzy seal pendant (100), chintzy noodle ring (100), chintzy saucepan earring (100), chintzy disco ball pendant (100), rubber WWJD? bracelet (100), rubber WWBD? bracelet (100), rubber WWSPD? bracelet (100), left half of a heart necklace (100), diamond necklace (100), spade necklace (100), club necklace (100), hippy protest button (100), vampire collar (100), MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech (100), Mega Gem (100), bottle opener belt buckle (100), tiny plastic Dr. Awkward (100), inflatable duck (100), water wings (100), foam noodle (100), diving muff (100), Mer-kin prayerbeads (100), stuffed mink (100), ring of teleportation (100), floaty rock necklace (100), Claw of the Infernal Seal (100), Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental (100), Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob (100), Bling of the New Wave (100), La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez (100), BGE pocket calendar (100), giant diamond ring (100), shock belt (100), time halo (100), pair of pearidot earrings (100), tourmalime tourniquet (100), bugbear detector (100), gold wedding ring (100), soul monocle (100), soul mask (100), orc wrist (100), freshwater pearl necklace (100), old-school calculator watch (100), actual reality goggles (100), ring of Detect Boring Doors (100), attorney's badge (100), crystalline seal eye (100), hazardous sauce dosimeter (100), warbear exo-arm (100), warbear energy bracers (100), warbear laser beacon (100), banjo kazoo mount (100), Groll doll (100), sticky gloves (100), tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski (100), Pine-Fresh air freshener (100), disbelief suspenders (100), round purple sunglasses (100), rum barrel charrrm bracelet (100), glowing red eye (100), tiny plastic mosquito (100), tiny plastic leprechaun (100), tiny plastic levitating potato (100), tiny plastic angry goat (100), tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime (100), tiny plastic fuzzy dice (100), tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton (100), tiny plastic barrrnacle (100), tiny plastic howling balloon monkey (100), tiny plastic stab bat (100), tiny plastic grue (100), tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball (100), tiny plastic ghuol whelp (100), tiny plastic baby gravy fairy (100), tiny plastic cocoabo (100), tiny plastic star starfish (100), tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick (100), tiny plastic killer bee (100), tiny plastic Cheshire bat (100), tiny plastic coffee pixie (100), ring of cold resistance (100), ring of fire resistance (100), tiny plastic Crimbo elf (100), tiny plastic sweet nutcracker (100), oven mitts (100), Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking (100), Pokëmann figurine: Duck (100), Pokëmann figurine: Nothing (100), Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan (100), Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump (100), The Lost Glasses (100), rubber gloves (100), tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart (100), tiny plastic GORM-8 (100), tiny plastic Toybot (100), string of moist beads (100), ring of half-assed regeneration (100), dirty hobo gloves (100), disembodied smile (100), bark bracelet (100), tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ (100), flask flops (100), head mirror (100), tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit (100), tarnished tastevin (100), polka-dot bow tie (100), Earring of Fire (100), Ice-Cold Beerring (100), Unspeakable Earring (100), Nose Ring of Putrescence (100), Mudflap-Girl Earring (100), tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth (100), tiny plastic The Man (100), Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu (100), Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap (100), Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite (100), Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth (100), Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf (100), Pokëmann figurine: Twitter (100), Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip (100), screwing pooch (100), tiny plastic exo-suited miner (100), white collar (100), elven socks (100), boxing glove (100), Claybender glasses (100), tiny plastic accordion thief (100), stuffed shoulder parrot (100), Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (100), tiny plastic sauceror (100), Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen (100), tiny plastic Boss Bat (100), tiny plastic Felonia (100), tiny plastic Beelzebozo (100), tiny plastic conservationist hippy (100), enormous hoop earring (100), enchanted handwarmer (100), tiny plastic colollilossus (100), gummi bowtie (100), UV monocular (100), tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku (100), Duskwalker fangs (100), stolen necklace (100), tiny plastic warbear (100), furry halo (100), tiny plastic animelf (100), haggis socks (100), tiny plastic disco bandit (100), bottlecap turtle (100), pat-a-cake pendant (100), molten medallion (100), eXtreme mittens (100), tiny plastic hermit (100), tiny plastic Crimbo wreath (100), tiny plastic Bonerdagon (100), clown shoes (100), big red clown nose (100), tiny plastic seal clubber (100), Codpiece of the Goblin King (100), tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo (100), tiny plastic Scream Queen (100), pygmy nose-bone (100), tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf (100), lucky cat collar (100), tiny plastic Crimbomega (100), tiny plastic pastamancer (100), tiny plastic turtle tamer (100), pulled porquoise earring (100), tiny plastic Knob Goblin King (100), tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type (100), walrus-tusk earring (100), Sneaky Pete's breath spray (100), ring of adornment (100), Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (100), toy train (100), toy crazy train (100), round green sunglasses (100), tiny plastic protector spectre (100), booty chest charrrm bracelet (100), toy maglev monorail (100), brown plastic baby (100), red plastic baby (100), Mer-kin thighguard (100), sealhide gloves (100), imp unity ring (100), tiny plastic Fudge Wizard (100), tiny plastic abominable fudgeman (100), tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. (100), Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter (100), lollipop cufflinks (100), infernal insoles (100), jam band (100), ridiculous sunglasses (100), arrrgyle socks (100), shiny tribal beads (100), Boss Bat bling (100), kick-ass kicks (100), spark plug earring (100), baconstone bracelet (100), lucky rabbit's foot (100), mysterious silver lapel pin (100), colored-light "necklace" (100), clownskin belt (100), Iiti Kitty phone charm (100), bejeweled cufflinks (100), orange leather lanyard (100), mirrored aviator shades (100), dethklok (100), glacial clock (100), long-forgotten necklace (100), Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles (100), sk8board (100), Pokëmann figurine: Moog (100), beach glass necklace (100), fudge pocket square (100), giant motorcycle boots (100), hamethyst necklace (100), ratskin belt (100), vampire pearl necklace (100), ghost of a necklace (100), shiny ring (100), Talisman o' Nam (100), novelty tattoo sleeves (100), tiny plastic warbear fortress (100), Jarlsberg's earring (100), ring of increase damage (100), Gaia beads (100), natty blue ascot (100), tube sock (100), tarrrnished charrrm bracelet (100), mayfly bait necklace (100), garish pinky ring (100), Protects-Your-Junk (100), Jefferson wings (100), warbear dress bracers (100), energy drink IV (100), Lockenstock™ sandals (100), albatross necklace (100), Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth (100), ridiculous earring (100), porquoise ring (100), eXtreme nose ring (100), woven baling wire bracelets (100), Ankh of Badahnkadh (100), pulled porquoise pendant (100), frosty halo (100), tiny plastic Big Candy (100), Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (100), wrench bracelet (100), pig-iron bracers (100), papier-masque (100), black belt (100), amulet of extreme plot significance (100), hippy medical kit (100), water-polo mitt (100), furniture dolly (100), filigreed hamethyst earring (100), badass belt (100), ring of gain strength (100), sealhide moccasins (100), droll monocle (100), tiny plastic Ed the Undying (100), outlaw bandana (100), solid baconstone necklace (100), heart of the volcano (100), ridiculous belt (100), baneful bandolier (100), Drunkula's ring of haze (100), bejeweled pledge pin (100), filigreed hamethyst necklace (100), tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven (100), copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet (100), Saccharine Maple pendant (100), vampire pearl ring (100), stinky cheese eye (100), surgical mask (100), beaten-up Chucks (100), solid baconstone earring (100), Elvish sunglasses (100), vampire pearl earring (100), Red Balloon of Valor (100), pirate fledges (100), blackberry galoshes (100), compression stocking (100), red masque (100), Red Fox glove (100), Crimbomega drive chain (100), over-the-shoulder Folder Holder (100), headhunter necktie (100), seal medal (100), spirit bell (100), plexiglass pendant (100), pulled porquoise ring (100), sealhide belt (100), spaghetti cult rosary (100), first-aid pouch (100), Bonerdagon necklace (100), stainless steel solitaire (100), Belt of Howling Anger (100), Blue Diamond of Honesty (100), rusty chain necklace (100), flapper floppers (100), Pokëmann figurine: Frank (100), wool sock (100), Pendant of Fire (100), Ring of Fire (100), Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace (100), Ice-Cold Beer Ring (100), Choker of the Ultragoth (100), The Ring (100), Putrid Pendant (100), Ring of the Sewer Snake (100), Mudflap-Girl Necklace (100), Mudflap-Girl Ring (100), astral mask (100), Lord Soggyraven's Slippers (100), Garter of the Turtle Poacher (100), glow-in-the-dark necklace (100), Nickel Gamma of Frugality (100), Yellow Moon of Compassion (100), solid baconstone ring (100), Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (100), Iron Beta of Industry (100), Orange Star of Sacrifice (100), filigreed hamethyst ring (100), stainless steel suspenders (100), sphygmomanometer (100), power sock (100), gearbox necklace (100), Copper Alpha of Sincerity (100), Pink Heart of Spirit (100), Boots of Twilight Whispers (100), Caveman Dan's favorite rock (100), fudgecycle (100), blackberry combat boots (100), Helps-You-Sleep (100), Order of the Silver Wossname (100), Ms. Accessory (100), plexiglass pocketwatch (100), time-twitching toolbelt (100), plexiglass pinky ring (100), Gauntlets of the Blood Moon (100), ornamental sextant (100), gumshoes (100), plastic vampire fangs (100), tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress (100), fossilized necklace (100), World's Best Adventurer sash (100), Talisman of Baio (100), Hand in Glove (100), paperclip-on tie (100), Roman sadnals (100), Juju Mojo Mask (100), shining halo (100), night-vision goggles (101), sneakeasies (102), Space Trip safety headphones (150), Quiets-Your-Steps (150), ring of conflict (150), red shoe (150), Bram's choker (150), duonoculars (150)]
[duonoculars, Bram's choker, red shoe]
SLOT 7
[(none) (100), seal-clubbing club (100), turtle totem (100), pasta spoon (100), saucepan (100), stuffed crazy bastard sword (100), can-you-dig-it? (100), toy taijijian (100), tiny plastic sword (100), asparagus knife (100), bar whip (100), Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife (100), Knob Goblin tongs (100), Gnollish plunger (100), Gnollish flyswatter (100), skeleton bone (100), little paper umbrella (100), balloon sword (100), Knob Goblin scimitar (100), gnauga hide whip (100), Gnollish pie server (100), Gnollish slotted spoon (100), Bjorn's Hammer (100), 5-Alarm Saucepan (100), poison pen (100), warbear oil pan (100), law-abiding citizen cane (100), space beast fur whip (100), Knob Goblin spatula (100), diamond-studded cane (100), Dr. Hobo's scalpel (100), dishrag (100), spork (100), demon whip (100), broken beer bottle (100), white sword (100), flaming crutch (100), wumpus-hair whip (100), sabre teeth (100), cardboard wakizashi (100), broken sword (100), live wire (100), corn holder (100), butterfly knife (100), homoerotic frat-paddle (100), blammer (100), time sword (100), soul knife (100), sharpened spoon (100), Meat Tenderizer is Murder (100), Hand that Rocks the Ladle (100), Saucepanic (100), Frankly Mr. Shank (100), eggbeater (100), cardboard katana (100), filthy pestle (100), scorpion whip (100), ironic battle spoon (100), grass blade (100), shiny butcherknife (100), parasitic claw (100), sucker tachi (100), pitchfork (100), obsidian dagger (100), Knob Goblin melon baller (100), Tropical Crimbo Sword (100), kiwi beak (100), frozen seal spine (100), silver paté knife (100), spiked femur (100), costume sword (100), kneecapping stick (100), vorpal blade (100), sticky hand whip (100), titanium assault umbrella (100), spooky bicycle chain (100), heavy leather-bound tome (100), hammerus (100), blunt icepick (100), toy Crimbot power glove (100), pixel sword (100), witty rapier (100), huge spoon (100), Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (100), electric crutch (100), dwarvish war mattock (100), duck-on-a-string (100), vampire duck-on-a-string (100), roboduck-on-a-string (100), lupine sword (100), candy knuckles (100), clock-cleaning hammer (100), oversized pizza cutter (100), giant foam finger (100), Mace of the Tortoise (100), sealhide whip (100), silver cheese-slicer (100), Work is a Four Letter Sword (100), giant safety pin (100), half-size scalpel (100), grassy cutlass (100), palm-frond whip (100), black blade (100), batblade (100), silver shrimp fork (100), half-melted spoon (100), giant artisanal rice peeler (100), fluorescent lightbulb (100), black sword (100), skate blade (100), duct tape sword (100), pointed stick (100), trout fang (100), keel-haulin' knife (100), red hot poker (100), oil pan (100), Mayor Ghost's gavel (100), goatskin umbrella (100), flaming sword (100), pixel morning star (100), chopsticks (100), short-handled mop (100), old school Mafia knicke½æ (100), ancient ice cream scoop (100), crowbar (100), war tongs (100), pygmy spear (100), club of the five seasons (100), Jacob's rung (100), stinky cheese sword (100), unsanitized scalpel (100), antique machete (100), Maxwell's Silver Hammer (100), lead pipe (100), elegant nightstick (100), octopus's spade (100), giant cactus quill (100), rusty piece of rebar (100), pernicious cudgel (100), honey dipper (100), cursed cutlass (100), brand new key (100), Mer-kin hookspear (100), right bear arm (100), stainless steel shillelagh (100), Pigsticker of Violence (100), Sword of Dark Omens (100), Brimstone Bludgeon (100), Thor's Pliers (101), rusted-out shootin' iron (150)]
[rusted-out shootin' iron]
SLOT 8
[(none) (100), disco ball (100), airblaster gun (100), cap gun (100), cheap plastic blowgun (100), throwing wrench (100), dented harmonica (100), bone rattle (100), knob bugle (100), rubber band gun (100), curdflinger (100), can of maces (100), doubt cannon (100), Rain-Doh yellow laser gun (100), Space Tourist Phaser (100), hippy bongo (100), double-barreled sling (100), ultimate ultimate frisbee (100), ratarang (100), can of fake snow (100), Cerebral Crossbow (100), anger blaster (100), fear condenser (100), regret hose (100), X-37 gun (100), star boomerang (100), potato pistol (100), Sheila Take a Crossbow (100), clockwork crossbow (100), finger cymbals (100), yohohoyo (100), toy ray gun (100), happiness (100), grass whistle (100), Meteoid ice beam (100), rainbow crossbow (100), rusty speargun (100), bottle-rocket crossbow (100), diabolical crossbow (100), deep six-shooter (100), super-sweet boom box (100), iFlail (150)]
[iFlail]
SLOT 9
[fishy wand (100), tiny costume wardrobe (100), guard turtle collar (100), tiny bowler (100), solid shifting time weirdness (100), miniature life preserver (100), ant hoe (100), ant rake (100), ant pitchfork (100), ant sickle (100), ant pick (100), tiny fly glasses (100), rhesus monkey (100), ittah bittah hookah (100), Li'l Businessman Kit (100), sugar shield (100), Snow Suit (100), little box of fireworks (100)]
[little box of fireworks]
SLOT 10
[(none) (100)]
[(none)]
SLOT 11
[(none) (100)]
[(none)]
SLOT 12
[dead guy's watch (100), wristwatch of the white knight (100)]
[wristwatch of the white knight]
SLOT 13
[seal-clubbing club (100), turtle totem (100), pasta spoon (100), saucepan (100), disco ball (100), stuffed crazy bastard sword (100), can-you-dig-it? (100), airblaster gun (100), toy taijijian (100), tiny plastic sword (100), cap gun (100), asparagus knife (100), bar whip (100), cheap plastic blowgun (100), Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife (100), throwing wrench (100), Knob Goblin tongs (100), Gnollish plunger (100), Gnollish flyswatter (100), skeleton bone (100), little paper umbrella (100), dented harmonica (100), balloon sword (100), Knob Goblin scimitar (100), gnauga hide whip (100), Gnollish pie server (100), Gnollish slotted spoon (100), Bjorn's Hammer (100), 5-Alarm Saucepan (100), poison pen (100), warbear oil pan (100), law-abiding citizen cane (100), space beast fur whip (100), bone rattle (100), Knob Goblin spatula (100), diamond-studded cane (100), knob bugle (100), Dr. Hobo's scalpel (100), rubber band gun (100), curdflinger (100), can of maces (100), dishrag (100), spork (100), demon whip (100), broken beer bottle (100), white sword (100), flaming crutch (100), wumpus-hair whip (100), doubt cannon (100), sabre teeth (100), cardboard wakizashi (100), broken sword (100), live wire (100), corn holder (100), butterfly knife (100), homoerotic frat-paddle (100), blammer (100), time sword (100), Rain-Doh yellow laser gun (100), soul knife (100), Space Tourist Phaser (100), sharpened spoon (100), Meat Tenderizer is Murder (100), Hand that Rocks the Ladle (100), Saucepanic (100), Frankly Mr. Shank (100), eggbeater (100), cardboard katana (100), hippy bongo (100), filthy pestle (100), scorpion whip (100), double-barreled sling (100), ironic battle spoon (100), grass blade (100), shiny butcherknife (100), ultimate ultimate frisbee (100), parasitic claw (100), sucker tachi (100), pitchfork (100), ratarang (100), obsidian dagger (100), Knob Goblin melon baller (100), can of fake snow (100), Tropical Crimbo Sword (100), kiwi beak (100), frozen seal spine (100), silver paté knife (100), spiked femur (100), costume sword (100), kneecapping stick (100), vorpal blade (100), sticky hand whip (100), titanium assault umbrella (100), spooky bicycle chain (100), heavy leather-bound tome (100), hammerus (100), blunt icepick (100), toy Crimbot power glove (100), pixel sword (100), Cerebral Crossbow (100), witty rapier (100), anger blaster (100), fear condenser (100), regret hose (100), huge spoon (100), X-37 gun (100), Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (100), electric crutch (100), dwarvish war mattock (100), duck-on-a-string (100), vampire duck-on-a-string (100), roboduck-on-a-string (100), star boomerang (100), Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals (100), lupine sword (100), candy knuckles (100), clock-cleaning hammer (100), potato pistol (100), oversized pizza cutter (100), Sheila Take a Crossbow (100), giant foam finger (100), clockwork crossbow (100), finger cymbals (100), Mace of the Tortoise (100), sealhide whip (100), silver cheese-slicer (100), Work is a Four Letter Sword (100), giant safety pin (100), half-size scalpel (100), grassy cutlass (100), palm-frond whip (100), yohohoyo (100), black blade (100), toy ray gun (100), batblade (100), happiness (100), silver shrimp fork (100), half-melted spoon (100), giant artisanal rice peeler (100), fluorescent lightbulb (100), grass whistle (100), black sword (100), skate blade (100), duct tape sword (100), pointed stick (100), trout fang (100), keel-haulin' knife (100), red hot poker (100), Staff of the Midnight Snack (100), Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern (100), Staff of the Short Order Cook (100), oil pan (100), Mayor Ghost's gavel (100), Meteoid ice beam (100), goatskin umbrella (100), flaming sword (100), pixel morning star (100), chopsticks (100), short-handled mop (100), old school Mafia knicke½æ (100), ancient ice cream scoop (100), crowbar (100), war tongs (100), pygmy spear (100), club of the five seasons (100), rainbow crossbow (100), Jacob's rung (100), stinky cheese sword (100), unsanitized scalpel (100), antique machete (100), Maxwell's Silver Hammer (100), lead pipe (100), elegant nightstick (100), octopus's spade (100), giant cactus quill (100), rusty speargun (100), rusty piece of rebar (100), bottle-rocket crossbow (100), diabolical crossbow (100), pernicious cudgel (100), honey dipper (100), deep six-shooter (100), cursed cutlass (100), brand new key (100), Mer-kin hookspear (100), Spooky Putty snake (100), right bear arm (100), Staff of the Soupbone (100), Staff of Holiday Sensations (100), stainless steel shillelagh (100), Pigsticker of Violence (100), Sword of Dark Omens (100), super-sweet boom box (100), Brimstone Bludgeon (100), Thor's Pliers (101), rusted-out shootin' iron (150), iFlail (150)]
[iFlail, rusted-out shootin' iron]
SLOT 14
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SLOT 15
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SLOT 16
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SLOT 17
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SLOT 18
[(none) (100)]
[(none)]
SLOT 19
[(none) (100)]
[(none)]
SLOT 20
[(none) (100)]
[(none)]
Outfits []
40 combinations checked, best score 264.31

> ashtest current_gear()

Returned: aggregate item [slot]
acc1 => duonoculars
acc2 => wristwatch of the white knight
acc3 => none
back => Buddy Bjorn
buddy-bjorn => none
card-sleeve => Alice's Army Foil Coward
crown-of-thrones => none
fakehand => none
familiar => tiny fly glasses
folder1 => folder (rainbow unicorn)
folder2 => folder (Knight Writer)
folder3 => folder (heavy metal)
folder4 => none
folder5 => none
hat => Crown of Thrones
off-hand => none
pants => Xiblaxian stealth trousers
shirt => Xiblaxian stealth vest
sticker1 => none
sticker2 => none
sticker3 => none
weapon => Underworld flail