New Content - Implemented A few missing items

Unknown item found: best joke ever (5056, 557559413)
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5056 best joke ever 557559413 book.gif usable g 0
# best joke ever
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Unknown item found: Jeppson's Malort (5107, 192683451)
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5107 Jeppson's Malort 192683451 blackrum.gif drink t 0
jeppson's malort 3 1 EPIC 0 0 0 0
# Jeppson's Malort
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Unknown item found: Clan speakeasy (7588, 590707870)
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7588 Clan speakeasy 590707870 crate.gif usable t 0
Clan speakeasy Free Pull
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Where did you get the item id from for the first two items there?

The item and description ids for joke and malort have been on the wiki for a while (added by Ryo Sangnoir for the joke, Yendor and Nightvol for the malort).

r14161

I added my guess at the likely adv/stat gain of the malort, as after 2 years I think we can guess these are languishing in display cases rather than being passed around for spading purposes.