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<centeR></div><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>The Bureau of Reincarnation</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><form action=afterlife.php method=post name=ascform><input type=hidden name=action value=ascend><center><table><tr><td><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/astralman4.gif width=100 height=100 alt="After-Afterlife Al" title="After-Afterlife Al"></td><td valign=center><b>After-Afterlife Al, the President of Reincarnation:</b><p>"Heya, kid. Welcome to the Bureau. Gettin' bored up here? Ready to head back down there and give it another go? I gotcha covered."</td></tr></table><p>Select a lifestyle: <select name=asctype onChange="lifestyleoptions();"><option value=0 >-select a type-</option><option value=1 >Casual</option><option value=2 >Normal</option><option value=3 >Hardcore</option></select><p><div id=casualblurb style='display: none;'>A casual incarnation means you'll be able to play through the game again with full access to the Meat and items you acquired in your last life, and no restrictions on your interactions with other players, but you won't be eligible for any ascension leaderboards. <b><font color=blue>(11 Karma)</font></b></div><div id=softcoreblurb style='display: none;'>A normal incarnation means you'll play the game again with limited access to the items and Meat you acquired in your last life. You'll also be unable to receive items or buffs from other players for the first 1,000 turns of your new life. <b><font color=blue>(111 Karma)</font></b></div><div id=hardcoreblurb style='display: none;'>If you elect to play the game in Hardcore mode, you won't be able to receive any items, Meat, or buffs from other players (or from your own long-term storage) for the duration of the run. You will also not be able to retain any skills from previous normal ascensions, but you <i>will</i> retain any skills marked in your permanent skills list as <b>hardcore</b>. <b><font color=blue>(211 Karma)</font></b></div><div id="classgender" style='display: none;'><hr><table><tr><td valign=center><div id="classpick">Select a class: <select name=whichclass onChange="classgenderoptions();"><option value=0>- select a class -</option><option value=1 selected>Seal Clubber</option><option value=2 >Turtle Tamer</option><option value=3 >Pastamancer</option><option value=4 >Sauceror</option><option value=5 >Disco Bandit</option><option value=6 >Accordion Thief</option></select><p></div><div id="gender"><p>And a gender: <select onChange="classgenderoptions()" name=gender><option value=1>Male</option><option selected value=2>Female</option></select><p></center></td><td><td><img name=classpreview src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/sealclubber.gif width=60 height=100></td></tr></table></div><div id=path style='display: none;'><hr><table width=90%><tr><td valign=center>Path:<br><select name=whichpath onChange="pathoptions()"><option value=0>- none -</option><option value=1>Boozetafarian</option><option value=2>Teetotaler</option><option value=3>Oxygenarian</option><option value=14>BIG!</option><optgroup label="Old Seasonal Challenges"><option value=12>Avatar of Jarlsberg</option><option value=11>Class Act</option><option value=10>Zombie Slayer</option><option value=9>Bugbear Invasion</option><option value=8>Avatar of Boris</option><option value=7>Trendy</option><option value=6>Way of the Surprising Fist</option><option value=4>Bees Hate You</option></optgroup></select></td><td><img name=pathpic src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/adventureimages/blank.gif></td><td class=small><div id=pathdesc>Paths are voluntary restrictions added to an incarnation. They make things more difficult, but come with powerful rewards! Select a path to see details.</div></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsigns style='display: none;'><hr><table width=90%><tr><td valign=center>Moon Sign:<br><select onChange='moonpreview();' name=whichsign><option value=1 >The Mongoose</option><option value=2 >The Wallaby</option><option value=3 >The Vole</option><option value=4 >The Platypus</option><option value=5 >The Opossum</option><option value=6 >The Marmot</option><option value=7 >The Wombat</option><option value=8 >The Blender</option><option value=9 >The Packrat</option><option value=10 >Bad Moon</option></select></td><td><div id=moonsign1 style='display: inline;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/mongo32d8.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Mongooses are tough but tender, and both relentless and flexible in the pursuit of their goals.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Degrassi Knoll<br>+10% to all Muscle Gains<br>+20% Physical Damage</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign2 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/wall73a9.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>With a Wallaby as your mate, you'll be sure to have a good day, Barbie.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Degrassi Knoll<br>+10% to all Mysticality Gains<br>+20% Spell Damage</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign3 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/vol184q9.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Voles are sensibly reliable, and reliably sensible.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Degrassi Knoll<br>+10% to all Moxie Gains<br>+20% Combat Initiative<br>+20 Maximum HP/MP</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign4 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/platyponic.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Platypuses are really pretty creepy, if you think about it.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Little Canadia<br>+10% to all Muscle Gains<br>Familiar Weight +5 lbs.</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign5 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/opo08r0.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Opossums make short work of their problems, and shorter work of their breakfasts.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Little Canadia<br>+10% to all Mysticality Gains<br>+5 Adventures per day from Food</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign6 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/marm0l0t.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Marmots like to take things slow, but are more than capable of getting up to speed when necessary.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks Little Canadia<br>+10% to all Moxie Gains<br>Get 1 Free Ten-Leaf Clover per Day</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign7 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/womb8a8y.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Wombats are lucky and likable, and will almost always pick up the check.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp<br>+10% to all Muscle Gains<br>+20% Meat from Monsters</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign8 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/blend28f28.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Blenders know how to have a good time at a cocktail party.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp<br>+10% to all Mysticality Gains<br>+5 Adventures per day from Booze</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign9 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/pack547s.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2>Packrats know when to hold them, and also when to fold them.<p><b>Benefits:<br><font color=blue>Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp<br>+10% to all Moxie Gains<br>+10% Items from Monsters</font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div><div id=moonsign10 style='display: none;'><table><tr><td width=100 height=100><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/skyobjects/sign_bm.gif width=100 height=100></td><td valign=center><center><font size=2></center><b>NOTE:</b> You have unlocked the Bad Moon sign for your next run. Be warned: being born under a Bad Moon is very difficult. It's like Hardcore, but you don't get to use any of your previous permanent skills -- just the ones you acquire on the run. The spirits of your familiars will also not return with you, and you'll have to find them again if you want to use them during the run. Being born under a Bad Moon will also cause you to have a lot of "unlucky" stuff happen to you in various places.<p>It's challenging, but it's fun, and it has its rewards, just like other challenging paths. There is a separate set of leaderboards for Bad Moon, as well.<center></font></b></font></center></td></tr></table></div></td></tr></table></div><div id=submission style='display: none;'><hr><input type=submit class=button value="Once More Unto the Breach!"></div></centeR></form></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Beyond the Pale</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table><tr><td rowspan=2 align=center valign=center><a href=afterlife.php?place=permery><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/valhalla/apermery.gif width=166 height=166 border=0 alt="Jermery's Permery" title="Jermery's Permery"></a></td><td align=center><a href=afterlife.php?place=deli><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/valhalla/adelilama.gif width=166 height=166 border=0 alt="The Deli Lama" title="The Deli Lama"></a></td><td rowspan=2 align=center valign=center><a href=afterlife.php?place=armory><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/valhalla/apetheaven.gif width=150 height=150 border=0 alt="Pet Heaven" title="Pet Heaven"</a></td></tr><tr><td><a href=afterlife.php?place=reincarnate><img src=http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/valhalla/abureau.gif width=233 height=175 border=0 alt="The Bureau of Reincarnation" title="The Bureau of Reincarnation"></a></td></tr></table></centeR></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table></center></body><script src="/onfocus.js"></script></html>
