Which is, of course, completely unrealistic for any problem that ASH is intended to solve. Which is to say, things having to do with interacting with the Kingdom of Loathing.
I realize that ASH is versatile, and the fact that it is interpreted makes it easy to quickly write little programs to do all sorts of things, but come on, now.
I realize that ASH is versatile, and the fact that it is interpreted makes it easy to quickly write little programs to do all sorts of things, but come on, now.