Encounter: trendy bugbear chef
Round 0: bumcheekcity wins initiative!
Round 1: bumcheekcity uses the crayon shavings!
You acquire an item: wax bugbear
Round 2: trendy bugbear chef takes 3 damage.
Round 2: As your opponent prepares to attack, snɔɐʇ? Error: Unexpected ')' in fight.php line 4492
1 HP costs 1.6μ. ( 683 / 683 )
1 MP costs 8μ. ( 83 / 273 )
ATT: 263 (70.73% × (9.58), death in 683)
DEF: 248 (95.45% × 128.27 (3) (3) (18) (3) (3), win in 2)
HP: 313, Value: 1,081.18 μ, RES: 0 (-1) (-1) (1)
Look! You found 1 wax bugbear (50μ)!
WHAM: You have no profitable MP restoratives.
WHAM: You have no profitable HP restoratives.
WHAM: Monster HP is 313.0.
WHAM: Running SmartStasis
Profit per round: ActionProfitDamageOtherbase; Baby Bugged Bugbear (0μ)0μ--24.75% stun chance
Custom action: skill 19 (no stun)
Round 2: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 2: bumcheekcity casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
You acquire an effect: On the Trail (duration: 40 Adventures)
Round 3: trendy bugbear chef takes 4 damage.
Round 3: As your opponent prepares to attack, snɔɐʇ? Error: Unexpected ')' in fight.php line 4492
WHAM: SmartStasis complete.
WHAM: SS did not finish the fight, continuing with script execution.
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 1939'.
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing grouchy restless spirit (macroid use 1939).
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 1939'.
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with PADL Phone, grouchy restless spirit and attack with your weapon.
Round 3: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 3: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone and uses the grouchy restless spirit!
Round 4: trendy bugbear chef takes 11 damage.
Round 4: trendy bugbear chef takes 4 damage.
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 294.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 2240'.
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing bottle of alcohol (macroid use 2240).
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 2240'.
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with PADL Phone, bottle of alcohol and attack with your weapon.
Round 4: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 4: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone and uses the bottle of alcohol!
Round 5: trendy bugbear chef takes 14 damage.
Round 5: trendy bugbear chef takes 3 damage.
You lose 9 hit points
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 277.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 6713'.
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing adder (macroid use 6713).
Auto-funk: merging 'use 2065' and 'use 6713'.
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 3-shot with PADL Phone, adder and attack with your weapon.
Round 5: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 5: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone and uses the adder!
Round 6: trendy bugbear chef takes 3 damage.
Round 6: trendy bugbear chef takes 30 damage.
Round 6: As your opponent prepares to attack, snɔɐʇ? Error: Unexpected ')' in fight.php line 4492
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 6: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 6: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 7 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 7: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 7: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 8 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 8: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 8: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 9 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 9: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 9: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 10 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 10: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 10: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 11 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 11: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 11: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 12 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 12: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 12: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 13 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 13: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 13: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 14 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 14: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 14: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 15 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 15: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 15: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 16 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 16: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 16: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 17 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 17: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 17: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 18 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 18: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 18: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 19 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 19: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
KoLmafia declares world peace.
Round 19: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 20 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 20: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
KoLmafia declares world peace.
Round 20: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 21 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 21: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 21: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 22 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 22: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 22: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 23 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 23: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 23: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 24 but KoL thinks it is round 6
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 244.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
Round 24: bumcheekcity casts SAUCEGEYSER!
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
Round 24: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 25 but KoL thinks it is round 7
Round 25: trendy bugbear chef takes 64 damage.
Round 25: trendy bugbear chef takes 3 damage.
Round 25: trendy bugbear chef takes 15 damage.
Round 25: Your opponenþ€ snɔɐʇ? ¬¶Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Oof! You lose 65535 hit po‰© / You lose 0 hit points.
Round 25: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 26 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 26: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 26: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 27 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 27: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 27: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 28 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 28: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 28: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 29 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 29: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 29: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 30 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 30: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 30: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 31 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 31: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 31: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 32 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 32: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 32: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 33 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 33: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 33: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 34 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 34: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 34: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 35 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 35: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 35: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 36 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 36: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 36: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 37 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 37: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 37: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 38 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 38: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 38: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 39 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: We are going to 1-shot with PADL Phone.
Round 39: bumcheekcity executes a macro!
Round 39: bumcheekcity casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK!
Round 39: bumcheekcity uses the PADL Phone!
KoLmafia thinks it is round 40 but KoL thinks it is round 7
WHAM: Current monster HP is calculated to 162.0
WHAM: Starting evaluation and performing of attack
KoLmafia thinks it is round 41 but KoL thinks it is round 8
Round 41: trendy bugbear chef takes 275 damage.
Round 41: trendy bugbear chef takes 3 damage.
Round 41: trendy bugbear chef takes 8 damage.
Round 41: bumcheekcity wins the fight!
After Battle: Your key-o-tron emits 1 short tone, indicating that it has successfully processed biometric data from this subject.
You acquire an item: BURT
After Battle: snɔɐʇ? gives you a weird, lopsided grin. What's weird about it is that you can even tell, considering the ski-mask he's wearing. / / You gain ¤± / You gain « / You g¢
You gain 51 Strengthliness
You gain 17 Magicalness
You gain 12 Cheek
WHAM: Enqueueing PADL Phone (macroid use 2065).
WHAM: Enqueueing attack with your weapon (macroid attack).
WHAM: We are going to 2-shot with PADL Phone and attack with your weapon.
WHAM: Critical error: An empty macro was generated. Please report this in the WHAM thread of kolmafia.us.
You're on your own, partner.
